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#1 Nov 19 2013 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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You spend all morning doing something, only to be told the decision was just made to do it differently. Now you have to go do 1/2 of it over again, and correct a bunch of other documents on top of that.

What do you do?
Take a good long **** in the bathroom this afternoon out of spite:4 (22.2%)
Go home "sick" for a few days and see if anything else changes:0 (0.0%)
Hunker down and get the work done:3 (16.7%)
***** about it on the internet:10 (55.6%)
Something else amusing (please describe in gory detail if possible):1 (5.6%)
Total:18


Obviously I made my choice, what's yours?
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#2 Nov 19 2013 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Hunker down. This feels like a weekly occurrence here.
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#3 Nov 19 2013 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sabatoge.
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#4 Nov 19 2013 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Take a good long **** while ******** on the internet via your smartphone.
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#6 Nov 19 2013 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Are you a mad scientist or what? The obvious answer is to create some sort of monstrous doomsday device and conquer the world so this doesn't happen again.
#7 Nov 19 2013 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hunkering down will come eventually after the ******** is done. When it takes more time and effort to bill an experiment than to actually do the experiment, it tends to bring out the grumpy. Smiley: glare

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Wow, they're still making music as of that recently?

/old
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#8 Nov 19 2013 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Are you a mad scientist or what? The obvious answer is to create some sort of monstrous doomsday device and conquer the world so this doesn't happen again.
Accountant types are source of all evil in the universe. They are not conquered easily.
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#9 Nov 19 2013 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
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Wow, they're still making music as of that recently?

/old
You mean 1994?
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#10 Nov 19 2013 at 2:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Was it 1994?

Go figure. Smiley: rolleyes

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#11 Nov 19 2013 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Are you a mad scientist or what? The obvious answer is to create some sort of monstrous doomsday device and conquer the world so this doesn't happen again.
Accountant types are source of all evil in the universe. They are not conquered easily.
Build a machine that turns them into sausages while keeping them alive for as long as possible, poison those sausages and feed them to their families.
#12 Nov 19 2013 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
Hunker down, do a chunk, pause to ***** on the Internet.

That's how I get through 90% of my day, although sans *********
#13 Nov 19 2013 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
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Edit: forgot I wasn't in the Asylum.

Edited, Nov 19th 2013 8:01pm by Aripyanfar
#14 Nov 19 2013 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
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Smear your **** on the work you already did and hand it in as the new work.
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#15 Nov 19 2013 at 11:46 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Are you a mad scientist or what? The obvious answer is to create some sort of monstrous doomsday device and conquer the world so this doesn't happen again.
Accountant types are source of all evil in the universe. They are not conquered easily.
Build a machine that turns them into sausages while keeping them alive for as long as possible, poison those sausages and feed them to their families.


I tried to dig up the Invader Zim scene where they are turned into sausages for this comment, but found a disturbing amount of Zim/Dib slash.

Nope, not happening.

Edited, Nov 20th 2013 12:46am by IDrownFish
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#16 Nov 20 2013 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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Build a machine that turns them into sausages while keeping them alive for as long as possible, poison those sausages and feed them to their families.

Smiley: yikes

That's horror movie material.
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#17 Nov 20 2013 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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I have never watched more than the odd clip of Invader Zim and I'm disappointed to find that I wasn't as original as I thought I was.
#18 Nov 20 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Are you a mad scientist or what? The obvious answer is to create some sort of monstrous doomsday device and conquer the world so this doesn't happen again.
Accountant types are source of all evil in the universe. They are not conquered easily.
Build a machine that turns them into sausages while keeping them alive for as long as possible, poison those sausages and feed them to their families.


I tried to dig up the Invader Zim scene where they are turned into sausages for this comment, but found a disturbing amount of Zim/Dib slash.

Nope, not happening.

Edited, Nov 20th 2013 12:46am by IDrownFish
When you remember that it was bologna and not sausages, the search becomes much safer.
#19 Nov 20 2013 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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Shoot a man into space, force him to watch bad movies. Pretty much my go-to safe suggestion.
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#20 Nov 20 2013 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Shoot a man into space
But then you don't get to watch him suffer.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Shoot a man into space
But then you don't get to watch him suffer.


Tell him that you'll pay the person of his choice $10K if the man does a video selfie while up there.
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#22 Nov 20 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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If my superiors stopped randomly changing their mind about things and creating a lot more work, there'd be little reason for my position to exist.

SO.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Shoot a man into space
But then you don't get to watch him suffer.


Tell him that you'll pay the person of his choice $10K if the man does a video selfie while up there.

Ding Ding Ding!

You used the word of the year. Smiley: clap
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#24 Nov 20 2013 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Shoot a man into space, force him to watch bad movies. Pretty much my go-to safe suggestion.


Don't worry dude, I get your reference.
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#25 Nov 21 2013 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Shoot a man into space, force him to watch bad movies. Pretty much my go-to safe suggestion.
Don't worry dude, I get your reference.
You're one of the good ones.
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#26 Nov 21 2013 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Down whatever makes you sick, do <your task> the original way, when asked what you're doing, vomit onto your superior and go home. For bonus points, leave a **** on his/her seat when you make your exit, knocking over things (potted plants, chairs, secretaries) in a drunken manner along the way.

If asked the following day what happened, say you don't remember, complain of a headache, etc etc.

Edited, Nov 21st 2013 4:43pm by Demoncard
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