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And then a hawk to hang around the house waiting for the ferret to come out again.

My kids' rat terrier/beagle is a good mouser. Right now he is laid up with his head almost torn off.

My chihuahuas are good mousers, as well. They tend to lose the mouse though bcz my Cherman Shepherd is a good chihuahuaer...

I sent he and his wife and 200 children an invite to Thanksgiving. We had a lovely time.

Would you be dumb enough to stick your head in my gas oven? He was.

I don't know; I can only imagine. It really doesn't matter in either case. Each of those options is gruesome and cruel, and are all easily replaced with better traps that minimize pain. You mentioned them yourself.

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I do think that I'd rather bleed out than melt though.

Edited, Jun 3rd 2009 12:51pm by Pensive

I don't know, bleeding would be slow and agonizing. While melting would be obviously substantially more painful, it'd also be much quicker. Either way, I have no intentions of getting caught in a giant mousetrap of any kind anytime soon.

Your trolling is losing its luster. I left a "head in a gas oven" statement wide open for you.

And you were asking Pensive...

Edited, Jun 3rd 2009 1:17pm by GrowlingBunny

Uggy wouldn't fit in my oven. I am just impressed that the mouse didn't kill itself under the stove top cover. That is pretty dang hot.

Once upon a time, Bunny's sister had 2 hamsters. She was strongly advised to "clean that damn cage!" This seemed like a reasonable request, so Sister of Bunny (Sob) set about completing said task.

Suddenly, shrieks of terror were coming from Sob's room. Sob came running out, sobbing.

"Oh my! My darling sister! Whatever could shake you up so badly?" I asked, in my caring way.

/too much fiction off

It came down to one of the hamsters seeing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom one too many times. That whole bit about monkey brain delicacy was so appealing.
It had cracked open the other hamster's head.

Problem was, the tasty snack was still alive. No. I am not going to say we baked it. None of us could smack it with a hammer. We ended up putting it into the deep freeze in the garage. Don't worry. We gave it plenty of morphine first.
Took about 15 minutes.

Which way would be better to go? Well certainly not with your brain being munched on first, but yeah.

Sob gave away what we then knew was a Zombie Hamster. To this day, he still roams from owner to owner, eating brains.