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#1 Jun 02 2009 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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They got into my room, onto my desk, had some ***** and ate some of my chocolate.


The little bastards.

Doesn't look like they went onto my bed for any reason though...

But still.

******* bastards.
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#2 Jun 02 2009 at 4:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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I recommend fire, lots of it.
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#3 Jun 02 2009 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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I recommend military training, and lots of it.


And uniforms.












And tiny assault rifles.
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#4 Jun 02 2009 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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I would recommend bleach.

No, really, you should disinfect that ****. Mice carry all sorts of disease.
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#5 Jun 02 2009 at 5:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I would recommend bleach.

No, really, you should disinfect that sh*t. Mice carry all sorts of disease.
Is that how I got aids?
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#6 Jun 02 2009 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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They are doing science experiments on you.
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#7 Jun 02 2009 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Doesn't look like they went onto my bed for any reason though...


And for good reason!
#8 Jun 02 2009 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I would recommend bleach.

No, really, you should disinfect that sh*t. Mice carry all sorts of disease.
Is that how I got aids?


No, but I'll let you tell everyone thats how.
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#9 Jun 02 2009 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Went to close the curtains before bed and one of the little ******* was hiding in there and ran down, jumped on my bed and pissed off somewhere. ******* hell.
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#10 Jun 02 2009 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Went to close the curtains before bed and one of the little @#%^ers was hiding in there and ran down, jumped on my bed and pissed off somewhere. @#%^ing hell.



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#11 Jun 02 2009 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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I blocked the holes I found near the door with plastic bags. A while later I heard a noise there and went to look. Lifted up the carpet and the ************ sped away back into my room and now I can't find it.

******* rodents.
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#12 Jun 02 2009 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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Lern 2 Bait noob, take a shoebox, pencil (because of the eraser), and string and make a box trap. I suggest peanut butter on a cracker or piece of bread as bait.
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#13 Jun 02 2009 at 6:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe you should focus on finding, not posting.
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#14 Jun 02 2009 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I was trying to catch one in my kitchen. He slipped down into my oven from the gas stove top. So I flipped the on oven and broiled the little ******!
#15 Jun 02 2009 at 7:55 PM Rating: Default
I don't like mice! :(
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#16 Jun 02 2009 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
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I ended up getting 2 in my house just recently. I set a trap out and caught one by the tail a couple of days ago. It then decided to crawl underneath my refrigerator and get wedged into a bad spot. I didn't want it to die under it because then it would smell and such. So I had to lift it up and set some drill batteries under it to prop it up. I then got a broom and scared it to the point it ran right at me, up my arm and through my kitchen. The whole time it still has the mouse trap clamped into its tail. I am afraid to pick it up because it could bite me so I grabbed my metal glove out of my tackle box and chased it around until I caught it. For the time being I have it in a old fish aquarium and its eatting cat food until I decide what to do with it. Think I know a guy at work who actually likes the thing (or feeds them to a pet whichever) that I am going to give it to.

Then yesterday I caught another one in my other trap. This one was dead when I found it though. First time I have ever had problems with them.
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I have cats for this problem, when me and my brothers moved into this house we got female cat who was slightly disturbed. Her name was cricket because she would chirp instead of meow some times but she had to have caught aleast 5 mice and we honestly never seen a mouse alive in this house and still don't to this day. even though we had to move her out to my grand mother's farm to live outside cause she was spraying places. o and the reason she was slightly disturbed is because she would attack us when we were sleeping for no reason we never understood why.

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I was trying to catch one in my kitchen. He slipped down into my oven from the gas stove top. So I flipped the on oven and broiled the little @#%^er!


Way to be a cruel *****...
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#19 Jun 03 2009 at 12:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I was trying to catch one in my kitchen. He slipped down into my oven from the gas stove top. So I flipped the on oven and broiled the little @#%^er!

What the ****?
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#20 Jun 03 2009 at 12:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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In her defense, I'd do the same thing if the opportunity arose, if I was eradicating mice.
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#21 Jun 03 2009 at 12:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
In her defense, I'd do the same thing if the opportunity arose, if I was eradicating mice.


Fire sterilizes all.


Also, around here, you have to fear the Hanta Virus(or however you spell it) and ze PLAGUE.
#22 Jun 03 2009 at 12:45 AM Rating: Decent
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NixNot wrote:
In her defense, I'd do the same thing if the opportunity arose, if I was eradicating mice.


That doesn't defend her at all; it just incriminates you in the exact same way. I mean maybe you're being sarcastic but that is some seriously sadistic ****. I don't even have to switch into PETA mode to condemn something like that; it's common sense that something with a brain and a nervous system is going to suffer more by being broiled the **** alive than you are going to suffer by being mildly startled by a mouse.
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#23 Jun 03 2009 at 12:45 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
In her defense, I'd do the same thing if the opportunity arose, if I was eradicating mice.

The difference being you'd most certainly raise your hands to shoulder level in a claw-like fashion whilst laughing maniacally for a good 20 seconds before turning the nob, thus cleansing any wrongdoings via humor.

That and you probably wouldn't clean the oven afterward.
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#24 Jun 03 2009 at 12:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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The oven would be set to maximum incineration, and yes, there would be maniacal laughter followed by air freshener, and window opening. Cause I'm sure roast rat smells awful.

If I had rats living in my house, and I wanted to get rid of them, I would do so by any means needed, cruel or humane, if something is on my property without my permission, it either leaves or dies.
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#25 Jun 03 2009 at 2:56 AM Rating: Decent
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That doesn't defend her at all; it just incriminates you in the exact same way. I mean maybe you're being sarcastic but that is some seriously sadistic sh*t. I don't even have to switch into PETA mode to condemn something like that; it's common sense that something with a brain and a nervous system is going to suffer more by being broiled the @#%^ alive than you are going to suffer by being mildly startled by a mouse.
it's a ******* mouse i love animals hell i could be a assist vet if i wanted to be but it doesn't pay for **** where i live. my cat gave any mouse a far worse death cause he would just play around with them for i dunno how long before it probley just had a heartattack and died.
#26 Jun 03 2009 at 3:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Galkaman wrote:
Doesn't look like they went onto my bed for any reason though...
I can't believe this snippet went untouched.
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