1. I can crack the joint on my right thumb without using my left hand.
2. I can live out of a car indeffinently with access to public restrooms.
3. I have a two liter lung capacity but thanks to years of smoking I cannot hold my breath more than 30 seconds.
4. I can tell you the engine code for any honda made after 1992.
5. Im certified to recognize and report asbestos but not to remove it.
6. I can make sushi rice.
7. I can gold star almost every song in rockband on expert guitar.
8. I can blow smoke through my left tear duct.
9. I can out run an angry Muskovie Goose.
10. I can pass a field sobriety test with up to eight drinks in me.(havnt had a chance to test higher than that thankfully)
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3. I have a two liter lung capacity but thanks to years of smoking I cannot hold my breath more than 30 seconds.
Wuss. I had 4 liters. I was afraid it was going to be a huge, so I waited until after the class cleared out. I was picked on enough. My ribcage is made to hold that much. I was a trumpet player and a vocalist. I spent a lot of time doing breathing exercises.
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3. I have a two liter lung capacity but thanks to years of smoking I cannot hold my breath more than 30 seconds.
Wuss. I had 4 liters. I was afraid it was going to be a huge, so I waited until after the class cleared out. I was picked on enough. My ribcage is made to hold that much. I was a trumpet player and a vocalist. I spent a lot of time doing breathing exercises.
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AND I was the first Allakhazam employee
I was the 111th Allakhazam employee.. ^^
1. I can still do giants on the high bar even though I haven't participated in competitive gymnastics in 17 years.
2. I can drink a 15 pack of beer on a week night and go to work the next day feeling like I drank Pepsi all night.
3. I can sleep with over 75 women for a period of 30 years and still don't have a child that calls me Daddy. Yet.
4. I can travel anywhere in the world and talk my way through customs without a passport.
5. Can make $300 just signing autographs in a mall by claiming to be the actor who played the older brother of Blossom from the 80's TV series. Even though the original actor is 8" taller than me and has a nose 2" bigger.
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My pupils are permanently different sizes (left bigger than right), and I still have perfect vision in both eyes.
I have a strong memory for music, and am very good at memorizing songs and lyrics. Also, whenever I hear a song on my playlist I also hear the song that's next on the playlist/CD/whatever and could sing it to you without trouble (although my singing voice isn't that great).
I'm sure there's other stuff but I can't really think of it off of the top of my head.
I have a strong memory for music, and am very good at memorizing songs and lyrics. Also, whenever I hear a song on my playlist I also hear the song that's next on the playlist/CD/whatever and could sing it to you without trouble (although my singing voice isn't that great).
I'm sure there's other stuff but I can't really think of it off of the top of my head.
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3. I can sleep with over 75 women for a period of 30 years and still don't have a child that calls me Daddy. Yet.
5. Can make $300 just signing autographs in a mall by claiming to be the actor who played the older brother of Blossom from the 80's TV series. Even though the original actor is 8" taller than me and has a nose 2" bigger.
3. I can sleep with over 75 women for a period of 30 years and still don't have a child that calls me Daddy. Yet.
5. Can make $300 just signing autographs in a mall by claiming to be the actor who played the older brother of Blossom from the 80's TV series. Even though the original actor is 8" taller than me and has a nose 2" bigger.
#3 is something to brag about and yet not...
#5 Which brother? I might want your autograph.
eiran wrote:
#5 Which brother? I might want your autograph.
Whoa!
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This I think has been such an interesting thread! I still can't think of anything special I can do.... It's been about 24 hours and I can't come up with one! Soon.. One will pop into my head and this thread will have died by then -.-
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I got one!!
I can tell you if you are trying to trick me and make me generic food! My mother use to throw the generic box in the garbage and pull out one of the older, brand name boxes, she kept for several occassions where she would tell me it came from... Never worked! Eventually she learned not to cook for me and told me if I want to eat to make it myself!
Edited, Jan 31st 2009 7:41pm by PoPcOrNsHoWeRs
EDIT
I got one!!
I can tell you if you are trying to trick me and make me generic food! My mother use to throw the generic box in the garbage and pull out one of the older, brand name boxes, she kept for several occassions where she would tell me it came from... Never worked! Eventually she learned not to cook for me and told me if I want to eat to make it myself!
Edited, Jan 31st 2009 7:41pm by PoPcOrNsHoWeRs
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My friends are amazed by my hearing, but I think they just aren't paying attention.
Admiral remorajunbao wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Ever considered being one of those sniffy persons who help create perfume or wine or stuff?
Use essential oils in a nice little glass atomiser spray bottle filled with water then.
Most commercial perfumes are synthetic which (doesn't have to mean, but does usually in practise) means that they are derived from crude oil. Which is also where petrol comes from. Even the expensive brands usually use synthetics. You have to go to a health-food store or read product descriptions very carefully to find perfumes that are made from vegetable sources instead of crude oil.
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9. I can out run an angry Muskovie Goose.
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