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#102 Jan 30 2009 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a smoker and I can smell that.


You can't let me rip on someone and give them a compliment at the same time? Can you Squatch?

You *******, you crush too many of my personal goals of the day.

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:13pm by Kaelesh
Pick someone other than Ari to compliment.
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#103 Jan 30 2009 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
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#104 Jan 30 2009 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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It may not have been someone I would've liked to have done it to, but hey, at least I managed to ruin someone's day today. I'll take half a point.
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#105 Jan 30 2009 at 10:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Let's not go tossing out points so fast ya stupid Canuck.

I only get the urge to compliment, albiet however ****** it was, once in a great while. I simply have to wait for the urge to come back, much like the vaunted one log ****, it will rear around again. Otherwise, I go back to being my normal jolly self.

In short, Canada sucks.
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#106 Jan 30 2009 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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In short, Canada sucks less than America.
So true.
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#107 Jan 30 2009 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
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We smell better. Even with Detroit and Katie's snatch.

Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:34pm by Kaelesh
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#108 Jan 30 2009 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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Only until we wash Quebec.
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#109 Jan 30 2009 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, I can also purr like a cat and cut hair.

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 9:30pm by Kalivha


Technically true.


What are you trying to say, Katie?


I'm saying that you can cut hair. Just not professionally.
#110 Jan 30 2009 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Katielynn wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Oh, I can also purr like a cat and cut hair.

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 9:30pm by Kalivha


Technically true.


What are you trying to say, Katie?


I'm saying that you can cut hair. Just not professionally.


I never said I could. I'm still better than some professionals, though.
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#111 Jan 30 2009 at 2:17 PM Rating: Default
Kalivha wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
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Oh, I can also purr like a cat and cut hair.

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 9:30pm by Kalivha


Technically true.


What are you trying to say, Katie?


I'm saying that you can cut hair. Just not professionally.


I never said I could. I'm still better than some professionals, though.


Germany/Russia/whatev not have some kind of standard to hold hair dressers to?
#112 Jan 30 2009 at 2:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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We should totally make Kalivha come to NC and let DSD cut her hair.

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#113 Jan 30 2009 at 2:49 PM Rating: Default
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We should totally make Kalivha come to NC and let DSD cut her hair.



This! DSD has had some great styles and coloUrs going on over the years.
#114 Jan 30 2009 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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We have normal hairdressers (who have had a 2 yr apprenticeship) and hairstylists who have a proper degree. I can't afford the latter.

But the worst my hair was ever ****** up was by that hairdresser in Turkey. Smiley: mad

I haven't been in NC properly since 1998. Smiley: crymore
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#115 Jan 30 2009 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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It's high time you came to NC Kalivha, as I live there.

Near Raleigh.
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#117 Jan 30 2009 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
We have normal hairdressers (who have had a 2 yr apprenticeship) and hairstylists who have a proper degree. I can't afford the latter.

But the worst my hair was ever @#%^ed up was by that hairdresser in Turkey. Smiley: mad

I haven't been in NC properly since 1998. Smiley: crymore


That isn't that different from what we have here. Our technical colleges offer 2 year degrees and then you specialize after. It's the licensing between states that seems to be interesting (in my vast experience of not teaching cosmetology at a school where it was offered).

Tragic hair is so unforgiving. At least saying yours was from Turkey sounds romantic to people like me. My current state is my own fault. :-)
#118 Jan 30 2009 at 6:44 PM Rating: Good
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#119 Jan 30 2009 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh wrote:
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Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.


Natural Gas. Maybe Ari is really a basset hound with hyperlexia?


Or, she can smell the t-butyl mercaptan or the thiophane that they add in order for people to smell it because Natural Gas is virtually odorless. So all in all, that's really not remarkable.

I'm guessing you're not a smoker Ari.

By small leaks read: trace amounts. But yes, probably the mercaptan or thiophane in amounts that other people aren't smelling.



Edited, Jan 31st 2009 12:25am by Aripyanfar
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#120 Jan 31 2009 at 1:42 AM Rating: Decent
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I can also smell the difference between unleaded, super unleaded, premium unleaded, diesel, and common jet fuels (JP-4, JP-5, JP-8).


The secret is, the more octane it has, the more bite it has on your nose.
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#121 Jan 31 2009 at 3:01 AM Rating: Good
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Ever considered being one of those sniffy persons who help create perfume or wine or stuff?
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#122 Jan 31 2009 at 3:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Though I try never to do it on purpose, I can kick myself in the nuts.
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TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
Though I try never to do it on purpose, I can kick myself in the nuts.


I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.

EDIT: Except women.

Edited, Jan 31st 2009 6:20am by Kavekk
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#124 Jan 31 2009 at 4:49 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Ever considered being one of those sniffy persons who help create perfume or wine or stuff?
I wouldn't petrol in perfume Ari.
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Wait, why am I being quoted in here?Smiley: confused
#125 Jan 31 2009 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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offbeat


Beating off... backwards?
Oddly enough, I'm a righty but do that with my left. Does that mean anything?


My husband does that too! You should come over for a circle jerk sometime
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