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One way we gte to make gay jokes .
The other, he's a talented musician that just happens to use his poo-ring for the purpose. Either way, I see fun times ahead!
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My dad's a disorganised fishmonger who's strangely into bestiality.
He's all over the plaice.
He's all over the plaice.
I was reminded. I can reliably drain any full watch battery flat in half an hour by wearing the watch on my wrist while doing a particular type of meditation.
I see dead people.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
Aripyanfar wrote:
I was reminded. I can reliably drain any full watch battery flat in half an hour by wearing the watch on my wrist while doing a particular type of meditation.
That reminds me, I had a watch that traveled in time. I set it down once on a shelf in my room when I was 8. I didn't see it again for 3 years. I tore that shelf apart looking for it several times. Never found it until one day i walked in the room and poof, there it was sitting exactly where I had left it three years ago.
It was one of those digital divers watches with a calendar that had a year function.
It was still set to the same year I lost it...
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No WAI.
Sorry Kao, I really needed to check the time. To be fair, I put it back exactly where I found it.
Just as Planned.
I...
-Have a double-jointed middle finger
-Stutter
-Can play DDR on Heavy, most of the lvl9 & 10 songs
-Can plan out the Men's Dpt at Old Navy like it's nobody's business
-Somehow have keys to my Old Navy store
-Can sing Ballroom Blitz on Expert on Rockband, and get an A, but fail on any other singing
-Am still not gay
-Cook things from scratch
-Will be getting my degree in programming and information security in the spring
-Can make people feel better by just being near them
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:58am by Whoads
-Have a double-jointed middle finger
-Stutter
-Can play DDR on Heavy, most of the lvl9 & 10 songs
-Can plan out the Men's Dpt at Old Navy like it's nobody's business
-Somehow have keys to my Old Navy store
-Can sing Ballroom Blitz on Expert on Rockband, and get an A, but fail on any other singing
-Am still not gay
-Cook things from scratch
-Will be getting my degree in programming and information security in the spring
-Can make people feel better by just being near them
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:58am by Whoads
Baron von Annabella wrote:
Sogoro Quick Hands wrote:
You don't know Whoads much do you?
Professor Lemmi wrote:
Whoads has a big **** and has the right to do with it what he pleases.
Aripyanfar wrote:
What do you Americans call "gas", the Natural Gas, or Methane Gas that is commonly used to heat stoves, hot water, and heaters in people's homes as an alternative to electricity?
Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.
lolcanary.
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 10:13pm by Aripyanfar
Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.
lolcanary.
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 10:13pm by Aripyanfar
I can do this, I have actually saved lives because I can do this.
I can also tell the difference between Coke & Pepsi, Sprite, 7-up & Sierra Mist, as well as between Evian, Aquafina, and tap water.
I can see in the dark
I can hear nearly on a dog's level
I am apparently a techrowhatever it was
I have an insane memory but I have blocked things out unintentionally
Pepto Bismol makes me puke
I am nearly allergic to everything under the sun, including the sun
I am a high school drop out that graduated from a private University
I had two kids even though I was told I never would have any
I am a certified master drycleaner
I am a licensed nail technician
I am a licensed bartender
AND I was the first Allakhazam employee
and now I am going to bed...
I can see in the dark
I can hear nearly on a dog's level
I am apparently a techrowhatever it was
I have an insane memory but I have blocked things out unintentionally
Pepto Bismol makes me puke
I am nearly allergic to everything under the sun, including the sun
I am a high school drop out that graduated from a private University
I had two kids even though I was told I never would have any
I am a certified master drycleaner
I am a licensed nail technician
I am a licensed bartender
AND I was the first Allakhazam employee
and now I am going to bed...
I'm strong as an ox.
I read It when I was in 4th grade.
I was the only kid in the GATE class who wasn't in advanced math.
Most of what I know about computers I had to learn myself through trial and error, thus leading friends and family to think I'm some kind of computer whiz. (lol yeah right)
I have a relatively high threshold for pain.
I never discover cool things until the fad has almost run out.
I read It when I was in 4th grade.
I was the only kid in the GATE class who wasn't in advanced math.
Most of what I know about computers I had to learn myself through trial and error, thus leading friends and family to think I'm some kind of computer whiz. (lol yeah right)
I have a relatively high threshold for pain.
I never discover cool things until the fad has almost run out.
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
I can bisect an angle at three hundred yards.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
What an interesting thread this turned out to be. 
I can sometimes predict which song is coming up next on my iPod on shuffle mode, and start singing along with it, in the right key, the instant it starts.
The "tuning note" (concert Bb) is permanently etched into my mind.
I can hear when there are old-style monitors on in a room, even if the computer itself is off, by the high-pitched sound that most people I've met can't hear.
I'm a sucker for a conspiracy theory.
_____
Speaking of which...
Why aren't more people amazed by Ari's claim, to be able to drain watch batteries? I've heard something like this before. A guy I used to work with said that after his time in the Navy, he couldn't use electric watches anymore, because they stopped working. Why isn't this phenomena studied? Why isn't it front page news? There's something extraordinary going on, but it's one of those things people don't dwell on, even though to me it's astonishing.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 7:31am by AshOnMyTomatoes
I can sometimes predict which song is coming up next on my iPod on shuffle mode, and start singing along with it, in the right key, the instant it starts.
The "tuning note" (concert Bb) is permanently etched into my mind.
I can hear when there are old-style monitors on in a room, even if the computer itself is off, by the high-pitched sound that most people I've met can't hear.
I'm a sucker for a conspiracy theory.
_____
Speaking of which...
Why aren't more people amazed by Ari's claim, to be able to drain watch batteries? I've heard something like this before. A guy I used to work with said that after his time in the Navy, he couldn't use electric watches anymore, because they stopped working. Why isn't this phenomena studied? Why isn't it front page news? There's something extraordinary going on, but it's one of those things people don't dwell on, even though to me it's astonishing.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 7:31am by AshOnMyTomatoes
Take a PhD in Electrical Engineering & Physics, or Biology, maybe, and write your thesis on it.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
Kavekk wrote:
Take a PhD in Electrical Engineering & Physics, or Biology, maybe, and write your thesis on it.
You forgot to correct me!
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
I am completely unremarkable.
Aripyanfar wrote:
What do you Americans call "gas", the Natural Gas, or Methane Gas that is commonly used to heat stoves, hot water, and heaters in people's homes as an alternative to electricity?
Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.
lolcanary.
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 10:13pm by Aripyanfar
Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.
lolcanary.
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 10:13pm by Aripyanfar
Natural Gas. Maybe Ari is really a basset hound with hyperlexia?
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Hmm, lets see:
I can keep a ten year old computer on the verge of death running for months at a time.
I can wrap and sticker fifty, one pound packages of ground beef in under three minutes.
I can straight tank Kirin on my Dark Knight.
I can keep an absolute straight face when confronted with utter hilarity.
I for some reason have an uncanny ability to win contests.
That's about all I can think of at the moment.
I can keep a ten year old computer on the verge of death running for months at a time.
I can wrap and sticker fifty, one pound packages of ground beef in under three minutes.
I can straight tank Kirin on my Dark Knight.
I can keep an absolute straight face when confronted with utter hilarity.
I for some reason have an uncanny ability to win contests.
That's about all I can think of at the moment.
I also have a cross-shaped scar on my left wrist, however I usually hide it with a watch.
It really is a fun conversation starter!
It really is a fun conversation starter!
Baron von Annabella wrote:
Sogoro Quick Hands wrote:
You don't know Whoads much do you?
Professor Lemmi wrote:
Whoads has a big **** and has the right to do with it what he pleases.
Will no one correct my gross misusage of PhD?
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
1. Operate a 100k overhead crane.
2. Operate a 30k forklift
3. I can click/clock my tongue so loud I can set off car alarms.
4. CPR
5. Could tell you anything about fire/CO alarms.
6. With that, I know about all kinds of fires and fire extinguishing agents and what agent to use on a different types of fires.
7. I know how to groom a horse.
8. I can break any pad-lock in under 10 seconds.
9. I can hotwire most late model cars.
10. When using dates on paper, I actually use the Julian dates. Today would be 09030 day.
I'll post more later.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 8:52am by NaughtyWord
2. Operate a 30k forklift
3. I can click/clock my tongue so loud I can set off car alarms.
4. CPR
5. Could tell you anything about fire/CO alarms.
6. With that, I know about all kinds of fires and fire extinguishing agents and what agent to use on a different types of fires.
7. I know how to groom a horse.
8. I can break any pad-lock in under 10 seconds.
9. I can hotwire most late model cars.
10. When using dates on paper, I actually use the Julian dates. Today would be 09030 day.
I'll post more later.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 8:52am by NaughtyWord
The Pessimist: A person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Ash, are you talking about the noise old TVs make that people hear when you turn the sound off? I don't think that's particularly special. Or can you hear it when the sound is turned on?
Also, I can sleep on the full-on floor of a Psytrance party without being on drugs.
Also, I can sleep on the full-on floor of a Psytrance party without being on drugs.
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Baron von Annabella wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Anyway, I can consistently and reliably smell small leaks of it that no-one else can, but that show up on repairers' detection equipment. Who can't smell it themselves either and don't know how I do.
Natural Gas. Maybe Ari is really a basset hound with hyperlexia?
Or, she can smell the t-butyl mercaptan or the thiophane that they add in order for people to smell it because Natural Gas is virtually odorless. So all in all, that's really not remarkable.
I'm guessing you're not a smoker Ari.
I can make snarky comments.
My knowledge of useless knowledge is unparalled.
My impatience knows no bounds.
I slack like nobodies business.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:09pm by Kaelesh
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Kaelesh wrote:
Or, she can smell the t-butyl mercaptan or the thiophane that they add in order for people to smell it because Natural Gas is virtually odorless. So all in all, that's really not remarkable.
I'm guessing you're not a smoker Ari.
I'm guessing you're not a smoker Ari.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
I'm a smoker and I can smell that.
You can't let me rip on someone and give them a compliment at the same time? Can you Squatch?
You *******, you crush too many of my personal goals of the day.
Edited, Jan 30th 2009 12:13pm by Kaelesh
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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