Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

#30 Jan 29 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent

AshOnMyTomatoes

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Kirby wrote:

I'm a fast reader if I like a particular book; Like the Star Wars X-Wing series (9 books) took me about a week to finish.
Mind you I was reading them at work.. 12hr shifts of mostly sitting around.

I read both of the last two Harry Potter books in under 24 hours each. Smiley: um

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 2:42pm by AshOnMyTomatoes

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#31 Jan 29 2009 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent

zepoodle

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I read the entire existing Wheel of Time series in one day.

#32 Jan 29 2009 at 12:45 PM Rating: Excellent

AshOnMyTomatoes

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Bloodle-Oodle-Oodle

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I read the entire internet in 37 seconds.

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#33 Jan 29 2009 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent

Belkira

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Kirby wrote:

I'm a fast reader if I like a particular book; Like the Star Wars X-Wing series (9 books) took me about a week to finish.
Mind you I was reading them at work.. 12hr shifts of mostly sitting around.

I read both of the last two Harry Potter books in under 24 hours each. Smiley: um

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 2:42pm by AshOnMyTomatoes

I read the last Harry Potter book in under 12 hours while having a personal crisis.

So there.

#34 Jan 29 2009 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good

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I am double jointed. (I can kind of bend my arms backwards. It looks really gross.)
I can accurately mimic just about any voice I hear on TV.
I once had a 1.5 inch long "tooth" grow out of the roof of my mouth.

I think I might be a mutant.

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#35 Jan 29 2009 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent

AshOnMyTomatoes

Anyway, there was a hippo sat there waiting to do his act. -Karl Pilkington

Bloodle-Oodle-Oodle

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Kuwoobie wrote:

I think I might be a mutant.

Is your mutant power "failure?"

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#36 Jan 29 2009 at 12:51 PM Rating: Default

Deadgye

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

I read the entire internet in 37 seconds.

But can you triforce?!

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#37 Jan 29 2009 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent

Kuwoobie

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Kuwoobie wrote:

I think I might be a mutant.

Is your mutant power "failure?"

This kind of mutant, not the cool Xmen kind.

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#38 Jan 29 2009 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good

Kalivha

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My brother read the last Harry Potter book in under 3 hours. He reads crazy-fast.

Also, I can play the harp. But nearly exclusively Christmas songs.

I can say the Pledge of Allegiance in 6 seconds, apparently.

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#39 Jan 29 2009 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good

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MentalFrog wrote:

Belkira the Tulip wrote:

I am completely untalented.

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

I'm not sure Belkie needs moar boys in her yard.

Mindel would have to kill them.

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#40 Jan 29 2009 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good

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Things I know and/or can do today that I didn't know or couldn't do 5 years ago:

I can tell you what region of the world a cup of coffee is from just by smelling and tasting it.
I can read most contracts and understand them.
I can get a crowd of people to dance the funky chicken.
I know what a pentatonic scale is.
I can play Texas Hold-Em with reasonable skill.

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#41 Jan 29 2009 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good

Belkira

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I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi by taste.

#42 Jan 29 2009 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent

Codyy

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I work work the majority of the lighting crap, sound crap, and various other instruments on a movie set.
I can program a synthesizer.
I can play a couple sweet techno songs on that synthesizer.
I can almost always remember all the words of a song after hearing it once. At least, if it's an interesting song.

Otherwise, I'm lame. :(

#43 Jan 29 2009 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good

Belkira

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Ash, how did that linked post make you think of this, anyway?

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 5:06pm by Belkira

#44 Jan 29 2009 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent

Kaolian

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Hmm, lets see. Odd skills eh?

I can make a tray of 4 soft pretzels, starting from 4 lumps of dough in under 30 seconds.
I got to pilot a 65 foot long Retired WWII US minesweeper under a 2 billion dollar bridge.
I got to fly a C-47 over Prescott, AZ for a while.
I read really, really fast (oh, and ******** to the guy who said he read all of WoT in a single day. First three books I might believe...)
I can control the weather. Specifically make the wind stop whenever I wsh by breaking out a stunt kite, or cause mass obliteration to any vacation spots I visit directly proportional to the amount of time I spend there. (Hurricaine Katrina, 1 week after I stayed in New Orleans for 1 week. Chicago flooding after allanois), Houstan hit by hurricane three years to the day after I had lived there for 3 years. Etc.). I don't do it on purpose though!
I write equilly bad with either hand.
I used to be 6th place in the state of Washington at chess.
I grow unusually large feet

Thats all I can think of at the moment, aside from my legendary spelling ablity of course.

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#45 Jan 29 2009 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good

Bijou

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Belkira the Tulip wrote:

I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi by taste.

Quoted for Great Justice

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#46 Jan 29 2009 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good

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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:

Hmm, lets see. Odd skills eh?

I can make a tray of 4 soft pretzels, starting from 4 lumps of dough in under 30 seconds.
I got to pilot a 65 foot long Retired WWII US minesweeper under a 2 billion dollar bridge.
I got to fly a C-47 over Prescott, AZ for a while.
I read really, really fast (oh, and bullsh*t to the guy who said he read all of WoT in a single day. First three books I might believe...)
I can control the weather. Specifically make the wind stop whenever I wsh by breaking out a stunt kite, or cause mass obliteration to any vacation spots I visit directly proportional to the amount of time I spend there. (Hurricaine Katrina, 1 week after I stayed in New Orleans for 1 week. Chicago flooding after allanois), Houstan hit by hurricane three years to the day after I had lived there for 3 years. Etc.). I don't do it on purpose though!
I write equilly bad with either hand.
I used to be 6th place in the state of Washington at chess.
I grow unusually large feet

Thats all I can think of at the moment, aside from my legendary spelling ablity of course.

Do you have a bed of feet, or do you grow them in the house?

#47 Jan 29 2009 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good

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All of these are quite rubbish.

I can bend my left finger backwards so far it touches the back of my hand.

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#48 Jan 29 2009 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good

Bijou

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Kaolian wrote:

I write and type equilly bad with either hand.

Added for full disclosure

I'm a helper. Smiley: nod

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#49 Jan 29 2009 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent

Kaolian

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Quadkit wrote:

Do you have a bed of feet, or do you grow them in the house?

Just the ones attached to my legs. They are sometimes in a bed, and sometimes in the house!

Edited, Jan 29th 2009 3:17pm by Kaolian

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#50 Jan 29 2009 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good

Deadgye

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Quote:

I can bend my left finger backwards so far it touches the back of my hand.

Feet behind head on a male is totally less rubbish!

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#51 Jan 29 2009 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent

Kaolian

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Friar Bijou wrote:

Kaolian wrote:

I write and type equilly bad with either hand.

Added for full disclosure

I'm a helper. Smiley: nod

Actually, I type with my feet...

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