Ok, I don't actually care about your dad. Inspired by this post, I started thinking about some of the odd skills and talents I've picked up over the years.
I can operate a 180-foot-tall Ferris wheel.
I know what a Neapolitan 6th is.
I know the basics of a good mana curve in a Magic: the Gathering deck.
I discovered that playing certain chord progressions on a keyboard can put me to sleep.
Just off the top of my head.
What offbeat things can you all do?
Oh, and I can name the source of the quote in this thread title. Can you?
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
offbeat
Beating off... backwards?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Your mom can concieve your sister while delivering your brother.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
offbeat
Beating off... backwards?
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
offbeat
Beating off... backwards?
It means that this thread is over.
That's it.
In before the lock.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I can sleep for 20+ hours easily if I don't have a reason to wake up..? I can twirl a wooden stick in my hand and/or pretend it's a sword? I can run on walls. I can find really odd ways to bypass a problem with electronics and let me do what I want like recording or playing something. I can pick up stuff, open doors, and type with my feet?
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 2:53pm by Deadgye
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 2:53pm by Deadgye
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I can cut and plant Christmas trees
i can groom a dog
I can work with graphics
I can jump on stage with a microphone at a club or bar and MC
I can speak on radio
I can fix most simple draft (beer) problems
I can mount adhesive backed polypropelene to coroplast at a blistering speed.
i can groom a dog
I can work with graphics
I can jump on stage with a microphone at a club or bar and MC
I can speak on radio
I can fix most simple draft (beer) problems
I can mount adhesive backed polypropelene to coroplast at a blistering speed.
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This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.
I am completely untalented.
I can sleep through physics class.
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you have a little bit of hope, only to have it ripped away? Sweetums feeds on that.
sweetumssama wrote:
I can sleep through physics class.
omgnowai! I didn't even go to my physics lectures last semester! I thought it would be a better idea to sleep an hour later.
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I am completely untalented.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
Banh
The One and Only Deadgye wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
I can sleep through physics class.
omgnowai! I didn't even go to my physics lectures last semester! I thought it would be a better idea to sleep an hour later.
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you have a little bit of hope, only to have it ripped away? Sweetums feeds on that.
I can induce LSD-like effects by meditating.
I can guess at the properties of a chemical from the graphic formula alone fairly correctly, and draw the graphic formulas of a lot of chemicals off the top of my head.
I can ace Maths exams without a calculator, and still be finished after half the time provided.
I can sleep for three weeks straight. (Okay, I do need to drink water once a day, but that doesn't take long.)
I can synthesise Heroin. And cook crack.
I can write shorthand (albeit imperfectly).
I can roll a cigarette while walking and looking in the other direction.
I can have a bunch of €uro coins in my hand and tell the accurate worth of those just by glancing at them.
[More useless stuff]
I can guess at the properties of a chemical from the graphic formula alone fairly correctly, and draw the graphic formulas of a lot of chemicals off the top of my head.
I can ace Maths exams without a calculator, and still be finished after half the time provided.
I can sleep for three weeks straight. (Okay, I do need to drink water once a day, but that doesn't take long.)
I can synthesise Heroin. And cook crack.
I can write shorthand (albeit imperfectly).
I can roll a cigarette while walking and looking in the other direction.
I can have a bunch of €uro coins in my hand and tell the accurate worth of those just by glancing at them.
[More useless stuff]
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boywithoutaspoon wrote:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
boywithoutaspoon wrote:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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I can drink without getting drunk
I can navigate without a map on instinct alone
I can get a stripper to let me deposit ones in her snatch
Ok, so I'm working on the last one, but I'm pretty damn close.
I can navigate without a map on instinct alone
I can get a stripper to let me deposit ones in her snatch
Ok, so I'm working on the last one, but I'm pretty damn close.
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gbaji wrote:
You guys keep tossing facts out there like they mean something.
sweetumssama wrote:
The One and Only Deadgye wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
I can sleep through physics class.
omgnowai! I didn't even go to my physics lectures last semester! I thought it would be a better idea to sleep an hour later.
I wish I had my physics class that late last semester. They only offered physics 1 at 8:30am last semester.
At least they didn't take attendance like they're going to do at my 8:30am chem lecture this semester. Seriously, wtf!?Dear people I don't like: 凸(●´―｀●)凸
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
boywithoutaspoon wrote:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I make smartass-icity more difficult
I can completely program a Squirrel POS (that stands for either piece of **** or point of sale, take your pick), but would break my laptop if I did anything to it.
I can shingle a roof
I can purr like a tiger
I can operate a boom lift
I can repair 75% of all problems encountered with cellphones without taking the casing apart
I can completely program a Squirrel POS (that stands for either piece of **** or point of sale, take your pick), but would break my laptop if I did anything to it.
I can shingle a roof
I can purr like a tiger
I can operate a boom lift
I can repair 75% of all problems encountered with cellphones without taking the casing apart
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
boywithoutaspoon wrote:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
Nonsense, it's called a bivalent unicycle.
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I sleep in three-hour bursts. People who know me assume that I'm always awake because I can be reached at any time of the day or night, and people who live with me assume that I'm the sleepiest guy ever because I'm always napping.
I read Finnegans Wake when I was fourteen, on a bet from my English teacher. Understood about ten percent of it, but that was enough to write a book report.
I can lift my 98-kilogram sister up in the air, but can't run more than a kilometre before running out of breath.
I have been hit by a speeding car and survived unharmed. I have never broken a bone in my body, and have been seriously injured only once. My brother accidentally stabbed me in the torso with a kitchen knife when I was fifteen, and I called the ambulance myself.
I am an excellent shot with a .22 rifle, but I hate guns and cannot bring myself to shoot even the meanest of game animals.
I am superhumanly proficient at Dawn of War. No man alive has defeated my space marines in fair combat.
Cats love me. I am walking catnip.
But overall, wombats are more interesting than me. Wombats arrange their **** in neat, cubic piles, can break a man's legs when running at full pelt, and court females by chasing them in figure-of-eights until they get tired. I love wombats.
I read Finnegans Wake when I was fourteen, on a bet from my English teacher. Understood about ten percent of it, but that was enough to write a book report.
I can lift my 98-kilogram sister up in the air, but can't run more than a kilometre before running out of breath.
I have been hit by a speeding car and survived unharmed. I have never broken a bone in my body, and have been seriously injured only once. My brother accidentally stabbed me in the torso with a kitchen knife when I was fifteen, and I called the ambulance myself.
I am an excellent shot with a .22 rifle, but I hate guns and cannot bring myself to shoot even the meanest of game animals.
I am superhumanly proficient at Dawn of War. No man alive has defeated my space marines in fair combat.
Cats love me. I am walking catnip.
But overall, wombats are more interesting than me. Wombats arrange their **** in neat, cubic piles, can break a man's legs when running at full pelt, and court females by chasing them in figure-of-eights until they get tired. I love wombats.
Zep reminded me,
I can standing kick6feet high and land flat on my back without ever jumping.
I can standing kick6feet high and land flat on my back without ever jumping.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Oh, I can also purr like a cat and cut hair.
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 9:30pm by Kalivha
Edited, Jan 29th 2009 9:30pm by Kalivha
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Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
Zep reminded me,
I can standing kick6feet high and land flat on my back without ever jumping.
I can standing kick6feet high and land flat on my back without ever jumping.
Ahah, you reminded me that I can hurdle and can put both feet behind my head. The latter I probably wouldn't be able to do on demand anymore, since I don't stretch daily like I used to in high school.
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I used to sell meat to vegans.
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