girls, and everything us guys need to know about them.Follow

i think i decided to start this post, because that whole female *** wants us to understand them, although they obviously don't understand us {that or they just love torture} otherwords, why the heck would they do everything in code????
i would like this forum to mostly be advice writen by girls and maybe us guys could ask some questions so you girls out there could help us idiots out, and yeah, idc what you guys say, all men are idiots, yeah i am speaking for myself, and you guys who think your smart and won't admit your an idiot.
so guys, post some questions or comments about the subject and girls correct us morons and PLEASE answer our questions as brutally as possible.

thanks alot all you ppl out there,
ladreciont

This is all any man will ever know about women:

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ok... this may take a while.
i got this e-mail a while back and it went something like this...
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your *** at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the **** out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like ****, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

While that long list of ideas may be good advice for the genius who started this thread, a lot of it can be seen as patronizing. It all depends on what she likes..not all women are the same you know.

ok i see what u mean and all but to tell you the truth it's suppost to be as generalized as possible to try and be the same for most girls, i mean my girlfriend doesnt even agree to all of them... but its good advice to stick by.

1-I don't date morans.
2-I don't date spineless snails.
1-Trying to sneak your ******* up my a[/b]ss.
2-Wear white sox
3-Compare me to your ex
4-Trying to pull one of these on me
5-Leave the toilet seat up
6-Is it that fu[b]cking hard to change a toilet paper roll when you finished it?Are you a woman? Cause if you're a man, I want you!!!Yeah, why bother?

Whats wrong with 1 and 2?

Edited, Wed May 4 05:06:01 2005 by ProofsockIII

The irony is that you don't get the inside joke, because you are a noob. Keep your mouth shut if you know you're not right.

Fu[/u]cking moran...

                                     ↓His opinion is ****.↓

Yea, grow a brain you moran!!!

Hell yeah they do, but isn't that why they invented Cootie Shots?

 
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Edited, Wed May 4 13:30:42 2005 by Azriell

(Why am I doing this...)

First rule of thumb for anyone contemplating initiation of some sort of relationship with another being:

Get to know them as an individual.

Seriously. I hate the mall. I love FFXI. I hate poorly-educated people who can't express themselves adequately *cough*OP*cough*. I love football. I hate guys who don't hold open the door. I hate girls who hate guys who DO hold open the door. I love to cook.

You get the idea? Lots of women are going to vary from the above.

Also, not to be OVERLY annoying but the toilet seat issue is twofold the way I see it. First of all, it's statistics. Out of the total uses in a day, how many uses require the seat to be up? How many require it to be down? If you're in a house with one male and one female, you might want to consider putting that seat back down. I honestly just leave it up; too many guys around.

BUT that's because the toilet's in its own room.

My second point was that if you have a typical bathroom, you might want to put the seat AND the cover down. Why? When you flush, that charming toilet water sprays around the bathroom for ten to twelve feet. Toothbrush, anyone? I didn't think you liked brushing your teeth with urine... so maybe putting *everything* down is a good deal.

I saw this reply coming as soon as i read the OP. what took so long?

since most people cant seem to just respond to the thread and would prefer making fun of, or degrading, the postee, i will give you some advice:

1. if you ask a girl a question and she says " i guess so....." it means no. they want you to understand the implications in their voice and make the right descision yourself.
2. never lose the romance. if you woo her in the beginning, woo her all the way through the relationship. she may think your cheating if you dont.
3.be spontanious but do it keeping her in mind. dont randomly come to her with ball game tickets, but we dont all like ballets either.