Why I completely fail at trollingFollow
Goade him into one more post so that he will remain sub-default for all other posts from here on out, even if he's too "smrt" for that and never posts again least it will shut him up.
Mathisyn wrote:
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I would rather pt with a ranger for these 300 exp kills LOL that is why I said Monk is gimp
Don't worry, any Ranger worth his or her salt wouldn't party with someone of your limited intellect anyhow. If there is any job that could match or exceed my damage in normal xp and still live (BLM could outdamage everyone, but they would liekly eat dirt fast), it's a Monk. And post 73, it's very tough for RNG to keep pace with other DDs as the chance to kill IT++ is slim. Also, 300 Sidewinder? If you wish to troll effectively, learn to overestimate Sidewinder and say it does 7-8k damage on the Boreal Hound.
Oh, and 300 exp kills? I've only recal doing this in an ammoburn party with Dhamels. Chain 5 for 396 exp (I nearly wet myself), when the Dhamel serked and all 4 Rangers unloaded at 3/4 life. Even if you are a BLM, you wouldn't be invited to a RNG party doing these types of kills.
RNG:75 MNK:75 WHM:75 BRD:75 BST:75 SAM:75 WAR:75 THF:75 BLM:75
DRG:72 SMN:63 DRK:55 NIN:49 PLD:42 RDM:41 DNC:37 SCH:37 BLU:37 COR:20 PUP:22
Woodworking:88 Cooking:60 Alchemy:60 Bone:60 Leather:60 Cloth:60 Smithing:60 Gold:54 Fishing:33
DRG:72 SMN:63 DRK:55 NIN:49 PLD:42 RDM:41 DNC:37 SCH:37 BLU:37 COR:20 PUP:22
Woodworking:88 Cooking:60 Alchemy:60 Bone:60 Leather:60 Cloth:60 Smithing:60 Gold:54 Fishing:33
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i swear to the grave of the queen that i will not give up my crusade until the gimps (Tenmiles), noobs (Zoya) and trolls (chixxor and andi) give up
Tenmiles: Trion
Zoya: ...don't know much about Zoya, but: Altana
Chixxor: ...[/em thinks, what's an uber awesome mithra] Fine then, Prishe!
Andi: Don't know about Andi either, but: Nag'Molada! (sp?)
[Note: The views expressed by Firebert are strictly opinion in how cool the people compared to are.]
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#30thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Oct 31 2005 at 11:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) but IT++++ give like more exp so more exp = higher exp/hr lol i pity you monks, you have to exp on VT so you get low exp/hr lol
Man you're dense. But we already knew that.
Trolls are soooooo cute.
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Luminaire's Law states that if you played only SMN or BLM to 75, you suck. No exceptions.
the only good mages are people who played melee first/also. just a mage = ****** player. always. the only good mages that didn't play melee are using bots to cure. true story.
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Zansho wrote:
Do us a favor. Ask the plds and ninjas who they hate tanking for. MNKs will be near or at the top of the list - a well equipped monk can tear it up just as good as any melee DD out there, and in some cases, better.
<---- Nin... hate tanking for SAMs and MNKs...
yet... <3 SAMs and MNKs ^^
But the question is: Do we suck well?
The Male Monks know how to wield their staves with excellence, the Female Monks know how to use staves with pure finesse and grace. And Monks know how to use our hands oh so well in all the right places for maximum effect.
(Ever notice we monks are the most sensual and sexual of all jobs? Aside from this, I refuse to even comment on this asshat)
The Male Monks know how to wield their staves with excellence, the Female Monks know how to use staves with pure finesse and grace. And Monks know how to use our hands oh so well in all the right places for maximum effect.
(Ever notice we monks are the most sensual and sexual of all jobs? Aside from this, I refuse to even comment on this asshat)
"Think of how stupid the average person is.
Then realize 1/2 are below that curve.
Scary isn't it?"
-George Carlin "Parental Advisory"
Monk:70, Whm:60, Thf: 60, War:50, Rdm:41, Sam:30 Blu: 30, Smn 30, Pld: 30
Then realize 1/2 are below that curve.
Scary isn't it?"
-George Carlin "Parental Advisory"
Monk:70, Whm:60, Thf: 60, War:50, Rdm:41, Sam:30 Blu: 30, Smn 30, Pld: 30
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LOL you got to be the bumbest basterd
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Lastly, maybe you're just retarted.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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This thread made me Lol... here Thegreatmage, this is proof positive us monks suck :x
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/Chakros/Limitchain.jpg
Guess killing 44 VT-IT mobs in the span of 2 of your uber IT++++++ mobs can't compete, why have 6,000 experience in the time it takes you to get 600 when we can't get a hard on from big numbers? oh well, I am sure we will survive somehow...
what's funnier about that is that chain wasnt even considered a good one. Oh yeah, and good luck killing those IT++++++ mobs post RNG nerf, ignoring defense on ranged attacks pre-nerf was the only reason they even gave xp.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/Chakros/Limitchain.jpg
Guess killing 44 VT-IT mobs in the span of 2 of your uber IT++++++ mobs can't compete, why have 6,000 experience in the time it takes you to get 600 when we can't get a hard on from big numbers? oh well, I am sure we will survive somehow...
what's funnier about that is that chain wasnt even considered a good one. Oh yeah, and good luck killing those IT++++++ mobs post RNG nerf, ignoring defense on ranged attacks pre-nerf was the only reason they even gave xp.
Chakros Swordstave GUTS LS
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-Bahamut server- 131 meripo
75MNK 75SMN 59SAM 37WAR 37THF 37NIN 37WHM 37DRK 34 RNG
Monk gear:http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?72644
Summoner gear:http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?166762
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-Bahamut server- 131 meripo
75MNK 75SMN 59SAM 37WAR 37THF 37NIN 37WHM 37DRK 34 RNG
Monk gear:http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?72644
Summoner gear:http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?166762
Chak rocks. Bring on the respect. :)
75 MNK::75 NIN
Bahamut, Windy Rank 10
Bahamut, Windy Rank 10
No matter how utterly retarded his posts, he always gets a rise out of this forum. Stop. Responding. Do you really think all your long, well thought out, logical posts do anything to him?
#39thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Jan 29 2006 at 9:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) you know its true, accept it monks!
#40thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Jan 29 2006 at 9:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) why wouldn't my posts show up???
we got another pist off bst in our threads boo him out
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yo
#42thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Jan 30 2006 at 10:53 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) i will not be silenced!
#43thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Jan 30 2006 at 10:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) my posts won't show!!!
Welcome to subdefault!
Shouldn't the subject be:
"Why I suck so much d[i][/i]ick? Even prostitutes in Miami would give me props"
"Why I suck so much d[i][/i]ick? Even prostitutes in Miami would give me props"
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--Retired 11/2006--
#46thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Feb 08 2007 at 9:30 PM, Rating: Unrated, (Expand Post) Waje up alrdy sleeping monks, the truth is so nice to smell.
#47thenewgreatmage,
Posted: Feb 08 2007 at 9:32 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) hiding are we???
I don't understand how people can't see a fake/joke thread when they see one...
Christianity: The belief that a supernatural Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbollically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him he is your master. All because you're full of inherent evil because a rib woman got tricked into eating an apple from a magical tree by a talking snake. Makes perfect sense.
asurans only do 780?
and kicking things in the face is cool
and kicking things in the face is cool
Acturus wrote:
MNK is the only job class that SE got right.
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thenewgreatmage wrote:
OK monks split there attack into two punchs, isn't that right {Monk}{key}? by these assumption if liek a 2 handed melee like hits for 10 less damage, that means Monk gets like 20 less damage.
So while a ranger can get off sidewinder for 300 damage a monk can't even do leik 60 Raging fist LOL so you have to exp on VT which gives crap EXP, I would rather pt with a ranger for these 300 exp kills LOL that is why I said Monk is gimp
So while a ranger can get off sidewinder for 300 damage a monk can't even do leik 60 Raging fist LOL so you have to exp on VT which gives crap EXP, I would rather pt with a ranger for these 300 exp kills LOL that is why I said Monk is gimp
You sir.... are a ******
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