Why I completely fail at trollingFollow

What was the whole point of coming on to the monk forums and posting this??

First: your post was PAINFUL to read. Grammar check, {Yes, please.}

Second: yes, we do swing twice a round. And to be perfectly honest, that's not all we do. We also counter, double attack, kick the mob right in the face, and our WS are pretty damn good.

A well equipped monk can deal as much if not MORE damage than a ranger (yes, this was even pre-patch, with the "adjustment" SE made) - I'll show you how.

Zansho hits for 50 dmg
Zansho hits for 45 dmg

(that's 95 dmg, equal to ONE rng's arrow, in case you can't do math)

Zansho counters! The {mob] takes 60 pts of damage
Zansho scores a critical hit! the mob takes 110 pts of damage (this is ONE fist)
Zansho hits for 50 dmg...
Kick attack fires off for another 70 damage

105 TP {Ready to start Skillchain!}
Zansho uses Focus
Zansho uses Berserk

Zansho readies Asuran Fists
Zansho uses Asuran Fists - mob takes 780 pts of damage

you see where I'm headed? Our damage is DoT. Yes, rangers 'can' do zomgz numbers with their sidewinders, but our Asurans can do upwards of 800+ vs. VT/low IT.

And here is WHY you want to fight VT/low IT. Chains. EXP chains. LOTS of them. Very little downtime resting for the mages since things are going fast.

Do us a favor. Ask the plds and ninjas who they hate tanking for. MNKs will be near or at the top of the list - a well equipped monk can tear it up just as good as any melee DD out there, and in some cases, better. Rangers are excellent DD's - don't get me wrong.

Third: Please get your nose out of the MNK forums and go try out mnk for once. Once you get to the 50's, you'll understand what we're all about.

wleL if u dun liek teh (Mun)(Key)...GTFO troll ^-^ If you think MNK can't even compete with RNG, let alone match AND beat them, then you're a complete tard. Stick to soloing on your BST^^ Baibai~

Dude, just check every other forum. This guy isn't even the real Shirok, just a troll trying to tarnish his repuation. Used to be acethemage, must've got banned.

Kenki is pissed.
/ja "Evil mode" <me>
Kenki's evil element is enhanced.

There are several reasons but for starter it's because you suck to start off with. You can't play a game properly and no matter what job you play you still suck at it. This include bst who can't be suck but you fail to play it too!

Then it's because your equipments suck. Dude come on, no more level 1 gear when you;re lv60! Just pump in a few Mils and you will be up and running. Yes, I guarratee that even an mindless troll like you who has tofu replaced for his brain can still do some serious damage though no one will like you.

Lastly, maybe you're just retarted. Look dude, 1 plus 1 is 2. Don't get it? Well here's a math text book for elementary kid, better review it some more or they will fail you on your tricycle driving test. Better check out how to count numbers too; man it sucks not being able to add and count. No need to rush, just learn counting from 1 to 10 then start adding them up.

You're making a Galka cry!!! Look he's crying >_< please for the sake of knowledge and humanity learn how to count!!!

Kenki's evil element wears off.

Hmm... these threads... so meaningless.

Edited, Sun Sep 25 14:57:06 2005 by kenki

Part One: The Fixing of Thegreatmage's typing



I believe you mean "their" and "punches."



I believe you mean "By" and "like" and some other stuff that your terrible grammar is ruining my head with. AND SO ON!

Part Two: Proving Him Wrong

I'd like to see any ranger do any damage - or hit - an IT+++++. Nor will any job. You see, even if you are EXPing off of IT++s, you will be getting less EXP overall. You may be getting 250-300 EXP, but then your mages and melees will all have to heal, causing severe downtime, causing no chains.

A few weeks ago, I had an excellent kuftal party. We were getting chain #4 on IT to IT+ crabs. It was incredible EXP. A MONK, that monk being me, was a DD.

Shut up. Stop claiming to be Shirok. I rest my case.

{Monk}vs{Ranger} {ballista} {can i have it?}

Please people, don't let this little ****** spur you into a flaming debate about MNK vs RNG, that is probably his goal after all.

As for IT+++, yes I'm sure he xp on those, a lot of noobs do that. ^^ I have pretty much played only DD jobs for 200 days of playtime, and regardless of if I am RNG WAR or DRG I prefer VT and straight IT mobs. Yes, those 300xp kills can be fun, but chain 10+ on slightly lower mobs is better xp. And it works well at level 50 too, not only end game. ^_~

I say again, don't take the bait.

Guys, he's totally wrong.


Monks suck because our AF armor is orange.


Man, get it right next time.

LOL you got to be the bumbest basterd i have heard dude...ok
1. mnk hit for about 40-60 a hit and we get 2 so thats 80-120 dmg there then we get kick att what is about 20-30 dmg. not to mention double att kicking in and thats another punch. wail other jobs hit for 70-100 a hit and also have to wait 3 times as long to hit again
2. yes are ws arent THE nest but its called adding dude. DoT is what its all about learn to add and you will see that mnk can do a lot mroe than other jobs.

PS: dont come a on a forum jsut to try and make a job look bad espesually when you dont knwo what your talking about.

OP, please take the '75 bst' line out of your sig. I refuse to believe anyone as dumb as you could have solo'd to 75, much less properly typed in your registration code for the game. (unless you were pl'd?)

XD with spelling that horrid, it must take him at least an hour to log on his char...

He needs to take "Shirok of Lakshmi" out as well, since it was established a long time ago that he isn't.