What Did You Name Your Pet?Follow

Recently tamed a crab, which I'm leveling up to myself.

I called him PubicLice

My Boar:Shawshank
My Owl:Tweetiegopewpew

Generally, I name my pets in Polish, to fit my hunter's name, which is also Polish :)
My hunter's name is Pokrak (Gimp in English, as the Pulp Fiction Gimp[FTW!]), so my pets also have weird names...
Active scorpid is named Otwieracz, what means 'can opener' due to his claws :D
My /flex lvl70 Humar is called Ogryzek (apple core, but in Polish it has a little word play in it, as it may mean 'the one that chews/bites'), and my (recently abandoned) black boar was called Ptysio, what can be roughly translated as Honey-Bunny ;]
If the incoming patch nerfs scorpid poison also in pve (and I heard both answers) I'll probably tame a rotting boar from plaguelands and name it somewhere along the lines of Scierwo (Carcass) or Smierdziel (Stinker) :)
And on top of that, my guildmaster's name is Parowka (Wiener-sausage) :D He's also kind-of mt\y pet, as I talked him into starting playing ;P

The Wind Serpent I recently tamed is named Bushwack. No idea where it came from, just popped in to my head.

My cat is named Broyles, which happens to be the last name of my best friend, who I was showing the game to one day, and he saw my cat and goes "Oh that's cool, can you name them?" to which I replied "Yep" and named it on the spot as a demonstration.

I know it sounds stupid, but I cbf coming up with an uber original name. So when my Draenei Hunter tamed her first Ravager, i called him Zergles (and if you don't realise why i chose this name, then you are going to hell)