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#27 Aug 07 2005 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Rangers are the best at peeling. Nobody can peel an orange like a ranger
#28 Aug 07 2005 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
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Naw my dirge can peel better then any ranger. He can filet an orange with just his purring. You should see what his roar can do.

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#29 Aug 07 2005 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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You should see a ranger peel an onion brings a tear to there eyes
#30 Aug 07 2005 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Pff. Halflings will go +1, peel the orange, then make orange pie.. type thing.
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#31 Aug 07 2005 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Is that why rangers prefer to eat grubs, so they dont cry when they peel them?
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#32 Aug 07 2005 at 7:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Probally why rangers live a solitary life no woman wants to be with a man who eats grubs.

And for those female rangers out there same thing no woman wants to be with a man who eats grubs it's unlady like
#33 Aug 07 2005 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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I thought female rangers didnt hang around male rangers because they were more interested in treants and animals.



On a side note, I heard all of the horses disapeared to hide from the male rangers.
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#34 Aug 07 2005 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought female rangers didnt hang around male rangers because they were more interested in treants and animals.




what didnt you see Evil Dead? treants and woman dont mix


and it's halflings the horses are hiding from why do you think halfling rangers are not available too busy chasing them through the glade
#35 Aug 07 2005 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
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Of course I have seen "Evil Dead" only a murran hasnt.

But if treants are taboo, maybe that is why female rangers like to use their bows and arrows.
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#36 Aug 07 2005 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah your right only a communist fascist dumbass hasnt seen the greatest horror movie ever made



Hmm maybe female rangers seduce the treants and make there arrows out of there schlongs
#37 Aug 07 2005 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
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It was a good movie, but best??? Hard to say, but I do believe the good horror movies are all B-movies.


BTW have your read
"Make Love*
*The Bruce Campbaell Way" IT is pretty good, a nice satire about a B-movie actor in an A-movie world.
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#38 Aug 07 2005 at 8:22 PM Rating: Decent
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It was the best ever the cinamatography was great they didnt need to show the evil they just made you apart of it which is why it's great everything after is just a copy. The acting was horrible and the story itself could of been done way better but the way they filmed it is great.

Great horror films in my oppinion are

Evil dead
Susperia
Canabal holocaust
Dead trilogy (original of course)
Rosemary's baby
Texas chainsaw massacre (black and white)


As for the best B movies easy anything with william shatner now those where B movies



Never read it but i did read if chins could kill got myself an autographed copy
#39 Aug 07 2005 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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You should try Bad Taste, it is a pretty good movie. Ju On the original Grudge is also a good movie to watch. Troma also has some good movies.

I need to check out the Canabal Halocaust one, Havent seen that one.
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#40 Aug 07 2005 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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Oh and I always got a kick out of Dead Alive. Nothing like seeing the rat monkey's eye pop out.
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#41 Aug 07 2005 at 8:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Scariest movie ever;

Full House: The Second Coming.

But seriously, best movie ever: Apocalypse Now. Nothing like a rogue american soldier going evil cultist.
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#42 Aug 07 2005 at 8:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Dead alive was good

Troma was too stupid was funny.

Chud
ghoulies
cemetary man (dalamorte delamore)is a great film
Basicly anything by fulchi and dario argento is great and argento daughter asia is ******* hot(was the main chick in xxx)
cat people
white zombie
10000 maniacs



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I need to check out the Canabal Halocaust one, Havent seen that one.


Good luck on that been trying to find it state side forever and so far im only finding the italian version on dvd. I had the original on vhs and talk about horror
#43 Aug 07 2005 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
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i dont like Horror movies...im more into the comedies.
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#44 Aug 07 2005 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh and if you havent seen susperia the entire movie is just packaged very well it's about a coven of witches and an american exchange student type balerina. It's just great


Oh and all T&A movies gotta love em

sorority house massace 1 2 3 4 5
sleepaway camp



and dont forget the classic black and white monster flicks
Them
The Blob
#45 Aug 07 2005 at 8:41 PM Rating: Decent
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i dont like Horror movies...im more into the comedies.



Whats funnier then some prep getting there head cut off and finding it in the microwave on high


#46 Aug 07 2005 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
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no clue
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#47 Aug 07 2005 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
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I have Susperia, it is good. So is night of the Demons
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#48 Aug 07 2005 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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Nash if you like comedies, try the Toxic avenger series, or Rabid grannies by Troma
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#49 Aug 07 2005 at 8:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I have Susperia, it is good. So is night of the Demons



If you like susperia you will basicly like all the fulchi and argento films

Night of the demons was funny what they expect taking preps to a party where a ***** is the host


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#50 Aug 07 2005 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
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He had an appearance in toxic avenger 4, with a bunch of other heroes, one called the ************
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#51 Aug 07 2005 at 9:10 PM Rating: Decent
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surprised murrun hasnt claimed this yet
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