You have been playing star wars Galaxies to much when...Follow

You have been playing star wars Galaxies to much when...

Please forgive for any repeats, and misnumbering... Or if I have left something out... this is a great thread, lets keep it ALIVE!!

1) You see blue pillars of light coming out of your home/school/workplace
2) You try to call your car from your PDA.
3) You are looking for the numlock on your car/bike.
4) You try to open the radial menu on people around you to read their bio.
5) You take two shots of brandy before an important meeting/test.
6) You argue with your doc why he wont enhance your stats.
7) You ask for some bivoli tampari, canape and brandy in the school cantina.
8) You wonder why you cant pack that bucket full of stuff in your backpack.
9) You are going crazy since /addignore doesn't work anymore.
10) You see your superior with a red name and a red con next to it.
11) You try to sit three feet from a chair and fall on your ***.
12) You ram your car/motorcycle/bike into a wall when parking.
13) You go to the ATM looking for some lucrative missions.
14) You wonder why no one on the street is dueling.
15) You go to the mall and expect to see wookiee vendors.
16) You start examining your road kill to see if there's anything lootable.
17) You try to tip a local musician/dancer 1,000 credits.
18) You wonder why the cops are upset just because you were trying to slice an ATM.
19) You run everywhere you go.
20) You keep looking up to see if those damn star destroyers are still there.
21) You go grocery shopping and ask the clerk where the blue milk is.
22) At parties or gatherings you tend to sit in the corner, and when asked what you are doing; you say that you are AFK holo grinding.
23) You have a Garage/Yard/Rummage sale, and charge people $1.00 to enter.
24) Your amazed when you go to the mall and not a single vendor is empty.
25) You wonder why it takes more than ten minutes for your airplane to land and take off.
26) you wonder why your wife gets mad at u after u run over a hurrton crossing the street.
27) u get very confused that the hurrton made any sound at all while running over it...I mean hey u don't feel a thing on the swoop.
28) u are wishing for the girls around to start wearing those nice c-threw cantina get-ups.. LOL!
29) When fishing you dig a hole but wonder why you can't find a jar of bait!!!
30) U begin spamming specials when fighting (dueling) someone
31) Whenever you're at home you wonder why you cant make the items there float in the mid air.
32) You wonder why you can have more than 150 items in your condo.
33) You get pissed since you cannot store items in the ATM.
34) All the bikes and cars have wheels, and don't start to burn even if you have parked it outside work/school for 8hrs.
35) None have white speech signs above their heads yelling WTB KraytPearl.
36) When lost you find out there isn't a blue flashing arrow to guide you.
37) You stand outside an airport shouting "Slicing guns and selling drugs!!" and then when you get arrested you ask the cops which vendor they got their guns from.
38) When waiting at an airport you keep asking people for duels, while every now and then glancing at the stewardess collecting tickets and muttering /adn under your breath.
39) You go to the Zoo, start shooting sh*t and then ask the Zoo security guards whether they can mount your pet.
40) You take it upon yourself to get 32 different jobs in one month and then start ******** to everyone that you still haven't unlocked your force sensitivity slot.
41) You try a haggle an estate agent into selling you a castle for 100k.
42) You barricade yourself in your room for months, telling people you are only going to come out once the space expansion is running.
43) Wonder why you still haven't met an invisible wall after walking directly 15000m one way...
44) You enter a weapon shop and see Rifles and Pistols, but wonder where all the Carbines are...
45) Don't understand a thing, since you cannot tame the neighbors kitten, even if it is a baby...
46) You don't understand why after putting a polymer and some metal into a box you DON'T get a cartridge belt.
47) you can never get your cat to stand on its 2 front paws after repeatedly shouting t1
48) You wonder where the bazaar is in town.
49) A police officer arrest you for running a red light.
50) A officer actually finds the drugs you have on you :P
51) You wonder why your bike crashes when you hit a rock.
52) You go to a place that's grassy and has trees and wonder where the rancors are.
53) You kill everyone to get fp and then wonder why the cops arrested you.
54) you wonder why you can drink more than 2 brandys
55) your computer chair has molded permanently to the shape of your ****
56) You are not pleased with your haircut so you ask the hairstylist to change it back to the original
57) You wonder why you failed a test after drinking two brandys and so clearly buffing your mind.
58) You think you've found a great cantina when you go to a bar and there aren't "AFK" signs above everyone's heads.
59) You think your bicycle is a swoopbike and can't understand why everyone's landspeeders are faster.
60) You wonder why your pet cat can't keep up with your swoopbike.
61) You worry the CSRs will bust you for an exploit since you haven't repaired your swoopbike in days--yet there are no flames.
62) You see your enemy get off of his/her swoopbike and so you run over and start destroying it.
63) You wonder why you have to actually sit in an airplane--how boring!--why can't you just arrive at your destination? You've already had to wait 5 or 10 minutes!
64) When someone uses the phrase "his rancor," you think they must be referring to a CH. ("rancor" is not just a creature in SW)
65) You wonder if Sony finally upgraded their servers since there are clearly more than fifty people gathered in one place and there's no appreciable lag.
66) Instead of stepping on the accelerator in your car, you reach up to the dashboard to hit the Numlock key.
67) You wonder why your doctor looks askance when you try to tip him/her.
68) You go around to all the restaurants asking for double-cuff vercupti.
69) You wonder why you only see humans everywhere.
70) You've forgotten how to log off and so can't even see this list!
71) You type in /r when chatting to somebody on MSN Messenger!
72) You use LOL, ROFL and GTG in normal everyday conversation.
73) You walk smack bang into your front door every time, expecting it to just 'swoosh' open as you approach... but then you remember that the wife also has admin rites and must have banned you from the house cause your late getting back from the local cantina. "But honey! I was just healing my wounds and getting my mind buffed!" you shout through the bedroom window.
74) You spend your time at parties hiding behind a large potted plant waiting for which ever guest may be the Jedi to slip up and start waving his lightsaber around!
75) Wonder why you can't manage to sprint up Mount Everest.
76) Your constantly trying to pick bits off your pet dog, cat, budgie, orangutan.. etc
77) You realize people are staring at you strangely just because they can hear your pet dog, cat, budgie, orangutan.. etc screaming for air because you have them ALL stuffed into your backpack
78) You don't understand why when you punch, slap, bodyslam, spit, and puke at an officer you get more then a fine...
79) You wonder where that little helper droid has gone when you wake up in the morning.
80) When you get in a fight you try yelling "Peace!" over and over, yet it doesn't prevent them from beating you up.
81) You take an evening class in something, and force yourself to forget how to drive in order to free up skill points.
82) You try to /examine /open the girls in the cantina to see their underwear.
83) You wonder why you cant understand your neighbors weird language, although you are a master smuggler.
84) You go round all loose debris in the wood, since you clearly cant jump over a 10 cm high fallen log.
85) you go through your neighbors garbage, looking for rare Force crystal drops.
86) you go to the theatre and are surprised to see people there and all the seats full.
87) You walk into someone else's house and say you were looking for a new weapon.
88)You kill your neighbor's dog and and take its bones.
89)You go to the local market and shout "selling avian bones"
90)You walk into the airport carrying your rifle.
91) When you walk into Walmart and wonder why everyone looks at you funny when you ask where the flame throwers and grenades are.
92) When you wonder the next time you take a road trip, where the yellow arrows that point to the Grand Canyon are.
93) When you go to the movies with your friends, and you ask them to "group up."
94) When you start challenging your boss/teachers to duels every time they demean you.
95) When you start wondering why putting torches in your real home sets the place on fire.
96) you kill a bunch of squirrels and wait for hours thinking another group is going to appear in their place just because you were careful not to destroy the nest.
97) you work as a cashier and consider a long line of customers a "grind".
98) you actually tell someone you just "grinded" a long line of customers.
99) in court you plead /notguilty.
100) your so used to your low-end system that whenever you go outside on a sunny day and see all the shadows you flip out because of how great the graphics are.
101) You open to the door of your car and step out. You throw your hands up in disbelief that is didn't get transferred 200 meters from where you parked!!
102) you do random deeds for your boss non-stop that seem to have no real significance. when your co-workers ask you what you are doing, you say farming faction.
103) you are surprised when your superior officer in the army gets mad when you show up to boot camp with your sledge hammer
104)You leave all of your weapons and drugs in the middle of your house and your amazed that your being arrested
105)You cant figure out why when you type "retrievelostitem" into your microwave nothing happens
106) when you try to use unarmed hit 3 and you still get the crap kicked out of you so u go home and figure the guy just had really good kenetic armor.
107) In an attempt to get more money, you search Google for Real Life Credit Dupes.
108) You wonder why the system doesn't throw out your "ban"... They did online!
109) You wonder why the cop is telling everyone to get down, and he aims his gun at you! YOU DIDN'T CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL!
110) You jump of the Empire State Building, knowing you'll just clone at the nearest cloning center
111) You start your cell-phone text messages with /tell
112) You're trying to slice your kitchen knife for speed but cant seem to find the damn wires.
113) The best spice is beer, the downer comes only after a whole day and can be instantly negated with another shot.
114) You hunt down punks in a big city to get some crystals off them.
115) You don't understand why feign death isn't quite working on rabid animals.
116) you walk into your nearest hospital shouting "can I get a heal
117) You "grind" rifle XP and rebel FPs outside of the police office
118) You wonder why there is no little blue cubes that lead you on your path to unlocking a Jedi
119) You e-mail the president saying "Will stop paying taxes if you don't un-ban me!"
120) You ask your boss if he'll give you 25K to torch your rival company :)
121) You are amazed that you can eat more than one whole fruit and not be full.
122) You are even more baffled because eating all of that food actually makes you *more* tired!
123) You really want to go camping with your family so you can show them all of the tasty food you can /forage.
124) You really don't care when the neighbor's pit bull viciously attacks you because he will probably just walk away after you are incapacitated.
125) You do not even attempt to treat your headache, because you never invested any skill points in Novice Medic.
126) You consider it a good day if you were never mysteriously warped 30 meters from your previous locations.
127) You begin to use scientific notation (i.e. meters, kilometers) much more frequently.
128) You often abbreviate "thousand" with "K" when speaking.
129) You always leave your car running outside when you park, confident that if it disappears, you can just call it again.
130) You try to scroll down from my message by moving your cursor to the bottom of the screen!
131) When you get more action at the local Cantina then you do from your significant other.
132) You see a grizzly bear and its pup and type mask scent on your pda so you can train the bear.
133) after 10 hours of straight playing you go to sleep. You emerge out of your bed in a cold sweat after having a dream about tusken executitioners chasing you and incapping you... THEN THE DREAM STOPS!!! AHHHHHH!!!
134) u open up the paper in the morning amazed that none of the threads are Jedi ******** about their broken FSS toon...LOL!
135) You refer to the ATM machine as a Bank terminal and keep wondering where your 1mil credits went to.
136) When asked for your insurance number at the outpatient you put /tip 1000 and wonder why everyone is looking at you funny.
137) While watching any of the star wars movies, you wonder how many professions Yoda had to grind to get his Jedi.
138) You experience the same withdrawal symptoms as quitting heroin when your computer fries and you are unable to play SWG for weeks.
139) The first thing you think of when you see an animal is pulling out your sword and whacking it.
140) When someone asks you who your husband/wife is you ask "which one?"
141) When you start reading threads like "You have been playing too much SWG when..."
142) You perform personal hygiene routines during downtime.
143) When your wife asks you what you have been doing on the computer for the last couple hours you respond by telling her you were looking at ****.
144) Feeling the force no longer has anything to do with noitabrutsam.
145) When you walk outside you freak out because there is only one sun.
146) You wonder Why when you try to stuff things in your book bag, you just cant get that 50th item in there.
147) You wonder Why when you say want to give me a buff to a girl in real life they hit you with the /lowblow attack and you don't get back up after 10 seconds.
148) You just unlocked your Jedi, so you go to the president and hold him hostage saying: "Back away or I'll use /forcelighting on you!"
149) On a test you answer with answers like "I like SWG" "I wonder who is winning the GCW" "Will SOE ever fix the game completely?" "I hope I can get in some time on SWG today"
150) If you have an plasma monitor You can see your character's name and the rest of your HUD burnt into the moniter! Even worse if you don't!
151) You start looking for your own experience bar, because you won't leave the range until you have sniping IV
152) When purchasing a firearm, you ask if they have any pre-nerf FWG5s
153) When playing a FPS, you wonder where all of the special attacks are
154) Your hand has an everlasting mark of where u rest your hand on the mouse.
155) You cant believe why it takes more than one second to put on a shirt, pants, hat, and shoes.
156) you go outside and when you hear a Police, you think he is going to search you for contraband.
157) When you go hunting with your High powered rifle and you decide you need to sneak up to the deer just to be able to hit it.
158) When you bring a dying friend into the hospital and tell them to yell /consent to the closest passing doctor.
159)When you kill a bunch of animals on your lawn and then the next day wonder why their bodies are still lying there when you go to work.
160) When your wife gives birth to her next child and she slaps you after you want to name it Newb.
161) When you go into a bar and slap the waitress/waiter on the rear and say you've been pwned.
162)When you place the furniture in your house in front of all the doors and then wonder why you can't open them, or at least walk through them.
163) When you place a bunch of dead fish in the middle of the room and wonder "where is the stench coming from"
164) When you go to the zoo and try to get a DNA sample from an elephant and then wonder why you get trampled when you slap it on the @$$
165) When you wonder why the neighbors rabid dog found and bit you when you crossed their lawn while holding your nose to mask your scent.
166) You try to fall asleep sitting on your bed. Your amazed when you find out you can lie down. ?????
167) You find entertainment from dumb yet amusing little things like this: Random Patch Notes Generator
168)??You can't imagine why people don't use their speeders, then you realize there are no such things.
169) You get funny looks at the bar when you start up an impromptu band
170) You get arrested for putting up a camp at the end of a bridge hoping people will just go through.
171) You wonder how long its going to take for you to grind your real life profession.
172) You get arrested for talking about mounting your pet
173) You try to use the "find lost items" to retrieve your lost car keys.
174) You drive away and wish your pet could keep up periodically having to stop to wait for them.
175) You wish you could just write a macro to do your real life job.
176) when you have the wrong number, you simply tell them "sorry mt". 177) When you've realized that you wanted to hunt Squill, but instead walked into a lion's cave. ?
178) When you're with a friend in the woods, and why a radar with an arrow shows up whenever you lost sight of him. ??
179) When you quit your job, and have done a good job on it, this displays in front of you: "... has mastered the Fast-Food Profession." ?
180) you walk into a furniture store and ask for a gungan head statue for your living room. ?
181) you wonder why you cant make your wounds disappear when you start to meditate. ?
182) you start looking for trainers around airports. ?
183) you realize you can't swim around and not get wet. ?
184) you realize you can't use burst run. ?
185) you can't understand why not all doors open automatically. ?
186) you start hearing sounds of droids around airports. ?
187) you realize that you can't store your pet when you shout 'st' at it. 188) you fail to understand the concept of death. ?
189) you are advised to go somewhere, and you just reply 'just send me a waypoint'. ?
190) you get confused when you try to use a house deed, and the house isn't built wherever you like in 2 seconds. ?
191) You are driving down the road when you notice a ray of sunshine breaking through the clouds and think to yourself that you don't remember putting a
waypoint there. ?
192) You name the family dog "Imp_killer" and train it to patrol the backyard. ?
193) You constantly feed this dog and never expect to clean up after it. 194) You join the boy scouts thinking this is a good way to gain trapping xp. ?
195) Your under the impression that the IHOP waffles you are eating will somehow enhance your constitution. ?
196) When you refer to the vacuum cleaner as a maintenance droid. ?
196a) when you refer to your wife as the maintenance droid :) ?
197) You are amazed to know that there are more songs than StarWars1, Rock, StarWars2, Folk, StarWars3, Ballad, Jazz, Virtuoso, and Ceremonial! ?
198) You didn't know that there were NO violins in rock! ?
199) When someone ask you what your job is, you reply: "I am a Colonel in the Imperial Navy, and hunt bounties in my spare time!" ?
200) When you enlist in the army, you ask your CO where to grind up US Army faction points. ?
201) You walk into a hospital and start tumbling while repeating: "Tumbling for tips" ?
202) Sitting at a bar you talk to the lady next to you by saying: "Can you buff me? ?
202a) When her boyfriend stares at you about to kill you, you shout: "/unarmeddizzy1; /knockdown1; /unarmedstrike2" ?
203) You stand in the middle of a department store shouting: "Selling 100k of radioactive energy!! Looking for Rancor Bile." ?
204) While playing console games you try to run to a star port. ?
204a. While playing board games you attempt to run to a star port. ?
204b. While playing board games you ask: "Where's the mission term?"
205) Your friend asks if you want to go outside and do something and you look at him like he has two heads and say: "Why?" ?
206) A beautiful woman/man/other asks you out and you say you can't because there's a huge guild raid that night.
207) When seeing a new student being introduced to your class you whisper to the kid next to you: "I'm going to gank that newb." ?
208) When the teacher asks for your homework you hand in your calculator. Saying it's a datapad and the mission should have updated by now. ?
209) When getting pulled over after leaving the bar you tell the officer: "I only had two brandies. Now I need to grab the next shuttle to Dant and fight Quenkers." ?
210) You go to a dance club and ask a pretty girl/guy/other who's dancing if they can heal your battle fatigue. ?
210a) You go to a dance club and ask a pretty girl/guy/other if you can watch them buff your mind. (Even better at a strip club) ?
211) When the bouncer throws you out you shout at him: "/bleedshot; /mindshot; /mindshot; /mindshot; db." ?
212) When the electric company comes to check your meter you ask him if you could slice the terminal. ?
213) If you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor, you might be a redneck...uhh sorry wrong thread. ?
214) If run through a supermarket bothering the employees asking "Where's the Canape?" ?
215) When you hear someone tell you they sliced their finger you laugh and say: "Yeah well I sliced a reb term and got vuln so my bh and me could nuke it." ?
216) You've played long enough when you start to hear bgm to different respective situations. ?
217) It's even worse when you start having dreams in swg. ?
218) It reaches the limit when you fall asleep on the couch only to wake up an hour later screaming ?
219) When you start looking under all of your neighbors garbage hoping to find decent loot, but all you find is 1 chicken bone. ?
220) When your leaving school and your best friend asks for a ride and you tell him that your family car only seats one. ?
221) When your out for your daily jog and see more than ten people and think man this town is getting crowded. ?
222) When your friends say lets go into the City this weekend and then your first response is, "naw thanks but I can't stand the lag". ?
223) When your kid asks you how to dance cause he's going to prom and you say "/dance rhythmic" ?
224) When you start randomly giving tips to anyone you see playing music, working in a hospital, or just wearing a new set of cloths in shades of grey. ?
225) when ur mom says "get a life"
226) When you're at the local paint store and the customer assistance person says "YX27" and you look over expecting to see an Imperial stormtrooper. ?
227) You walk into a car dealership and say you will pay 1.5million credits for an AV-21 ?
228) You try to hire someone to stand in your house 24/7 and sell your things ?
229) You see a police officer and wonder how many experience and faction points he is worth ?
230) You get mugged and start yelling that he never challenged you to a duel ?
231) You go to a furniture dealer and offer 1000 credits for a wooden chair ?
232) You wonder if your house will disappear since you didn't leave any money for the maintenance ?
233) There is a new employee at your job, and you tell him that when he is done grinding to come to you for training, not to pay the boss for it ?
234) You lose a bet, claim it was rigged, and call a CSR ?
235) At the airport you ask how long it takes to load the next city ?
236) Your friend asks you to let him borrow 30 dollars, and you tell him to go kill some Jantas or Mokks ?
237) When more than half the desktop icons on your computer are SWG related ?
237a) When more than half of your "favorites" are SWG WebPages. ?
238) When you have two computers running at the same time to play on two different accounts at the same time.
239) When you hear the game and know what it sounds like, even when the speakers are off. ?
240) When you get really pissed off at the developers for the Deathwatch Bunker...(I hate you guys! It's impossible!) ?
241) When "Should I wait till publish 10 for the Jedi revamp or start grinding now?" becomes a very serious question. ?
242) When you start to wonder what the heat, acid, blast and kinetic resistances on your car are. ?
243) When you start to wonder what the heat, acid, blast and kinetic resistances on your cat and dog are. ?
244) When you start to wonder why new real-life towns aren't giving away free houses and free rent. ?
245) When you realize that this is the 245'th reason and YOU'VE READ THEM ALL!!!!!!!! ?
246) when u run around town asking if anyone can teach u pistols 4) ?
247) when u ask people to tip u so u can get back to Tatooine. ?
248) u run around town asking where the cantina is. ?
249) when no one is playing music u wonder where the cantina background music is. ?
250) when u ask where u can find a holocron ?
251) when u wonder why ur mind can hold more than 250 things. ?
252) when u wonder why your town isn't a metropolis - there is more than 85 residents?! ?
253) When you run in to city hall looking for the Town Info terminal so you can view the structures. ?
254) when you e-mail the mayor to see if you can join the city/guild. ?
255) when you go into city hall and ask where the political trainer is. ?
256) when you find long hairs in your car or house from your girlfriend, and you start cursing wookiees. ?
257) you go to court and are asked why you killed someone and you respond: "He was overt..." ?
258) you wonder why you can't call your droids when you are outside. ?
259) you run through town yelling "teaching for free" ?
260) you start browsing through the computer at homebase looking at their stock and wonder why you can't view what they are selling in Tatooine. ?
261) You start to go to bed when the sun is rising. ?
262) You wonder why you can set fireworks off in the house when u cant in SWG. ?
263) You sacrifice urself saving friends thinking I will just be cloned and have a few wounds. ?
264) You wonder why u can tumble as much as u want but hardly get tired. ?
265) You try meditating in ur room like ur tka ?
266) You go insane when ur internet is down and u cant play SWG!!! ?
267) You only sleep from 7am to 8am (EST) ?
268) When in a crowded area you shout /lag. ?
269) When in a weapon store and asking for vibro knuckles. ?
270) When trying to collect milk from every animal you see. ?
271) When ur sitting there thinking what else can go on this list ?
272) You go crazy (like I am right now) when ur internet is down on the computer with SWG ?
273) You wake up at 7 am to get on SWG and dont get off until 1 am ?
274) You start playing at 12pm, and u get off at 3am, and you play straight thru... OH wait I did THAT... I forgot to eat both lunch and dinner. ?
275) you wonder how your mother-in-law enters your house TEF'd ?
276) you get pissed when /addign doesn't work on your mother-in-law ?
277) When you get upset when your late model car breaks down and you scream at the dev's for nerfing it. ?
278) When you can't find FWG5 at any weaponshops ( not even E-bay )
279) When you hide behind a tree at the sight of a rabbit and you try to explain to the person your with that you thought it was a crazed Durni. 280) When you explain to the cops that the reason your sitting out in front of your house for hours is because you got into a fight at the cantina and your waiting for your TEF to go away. ?
281) When people look at you funny for having a bucket on your head and claiming it is the new armor coming out next publish. ?
282) When your invited to your child's graduation and you swear it was just last week that they were born, but then come to the conclusion they must be BE'd. ?
283) when amongst your friends and talking about their cars, you chirp in that your swoop can kick the **** of any of them. ?
284) buying Jurassic Park DVD trying to figure out the waypoint for that island because you know that that is where you'll find a krayt pearl. ?
285) When You are standing, you keep should /sit and wonder why u are feeling so tired after 3 hours instead of recovering. ?
286) why u feel so tired after looking for copper in your back yard by clicking on the sample button on your PDA ?
286a. you hide outside of the the white house with your rifle proned, and shouting /headshot at the guards and wondering why they are looking at you. ?
287) You gasp when you hear a song that's not StarWarsI, II, Rock, etc. 288) You /exam random people looking for interesting bios. ?
289) You complain that your boss has nerfed you when he suddenly changes your computer to a crappier one. ?
290) You exclaim that the coworker who got a bigger raise than you is exploiting. ?
291) When your pets are hungry you go out to the park to forage for food. ?
292) You go around shouting that you need your computer sliced for speed. ??
293) You wonder why you can't carry 80 items of any size on your person. ?
294) You wonder why you need a card to pay with credits--isn't it just automatically taken from your bank account? ?
295) You wonder why the meat you got at the store last month and have been carrying around since isn't still good. ?
296) You walk very slowly up to any non-aggressive animal and try to milk it. ?
297) When you pass a jewelry store, you wonder how they managed to kill so many krayt dragons for all those pearls. ?
298) You wonder why after spending all night at a cantina you feel even more tired--shouldn't your BF and mind wounds be gone, now?
299) You wonder why you have to eat and drink. ?
300) When your first reaction to seeing someone from behind in a fur coat is: What a short wookiee! ?
301) You threaten your Ex with a bounty if he doesn't leave you alone ?
302) You look above people's head to see their HAM bars and yet you see nothing ?
303) Your surprised when u cant find chemicals in the ground ?
304) When you go shopping for clothes you check the labels for skill modifiers. ?
305) When you are arrested for trying to sample DNA from your neighbor's cat. ?
306) When your dog runs away because you keep trying to mount it. ?
307) When you keep yelling commands at your pet like "f" "st" and "a". 308) You consume huge quantities of brandy and then wonder why your mind has actually gotten worse instead of better. ?
309) When people talk to you, you no longer look at their face but above their head, expecting speech balloons to appear. ?
310) When you refuse to go to work/school because you already have a profession. ?
311) When you set up dual lcd's: one to play on and one to post in threads like this while you're playing. ?
312) When your real-life dance moves mimic those of entertainers and dancers. ?
313) When you almost don't have enough time to post in one of those "playing too much" threads because you are playing too much. ?
314) (More along the lines of too much SW movies but whatever) When your dad say "I'm your father I know what's best", you scream nooooooooo!!!!!! while clutching your wrist. ?
315) When your girlfriend leaves you. ?
316) When you refer to elementary school children as "young padawans". ?
317) When you attempt to /unarmedhit3 your neighbor's cat ?
318) When you wonder why you can't /unarmedknockdown2 a panther that's only half the size of a GSP ?
319) When your computer goes down for a week and you realize that that it's not so bad to walk in the daylight. ?
320) When your computer goes down and you realize that your children have grown several inches since you last saw them. ?
321) When your wife actually states that she wants to through a brick through your monitor, and then when your computer goes down you blame her, because her prayers must have been answered. ?
322) When you start telling co-workers about events in game as if they actually happened to you in real life. ?
323) When you start using police wanted posters as marks and demand money from the police for having killed the perp. ?
324) When you drag the hides/bones/meat of numerous animals into a general store and ask for 10cpu. ?
325) When you walk into a pet store and ask for the biggest, most disease ridden, poisonous pet, and walk away happy with your purchase. ?
326) When you stop playing for a day and wonder why it takes more than a couple of hours for night to come. ?
327) When you cut yourself really badly you're surprised when the bleeding doesn't stop automatically. ?
328) When you drive your car into a river thinking you would fly right over it. ?
329) When you're told to go collect someone you find him, talk to him then drive off and leave him expecting your boss to reward you anyway.
330) When you get tired after sports and take off all your clothes expecting to regen faster. ?
331) When you try to jump off a moving motorbike and assume you'll be fine. ?
332) When you don't understand the problem when you drive your car through a crowded pedestrian zone. ?
333) When you wonder round town offering to pay people 10k to teach them something. ?
334) When you leave your front door open, confident that no-one can take anything coz they dont have admin rights.
335) When you say /tell and assume no-one else can hear what you're saying after that. ?
336) you start failing school because all you think about is SWG ?
337) When forget where your other software CDs are
337) You setup your TV and DVD player in the computer room so you can watch all the Star Wars movies while you grind :) ?
338) When you go to Easter Island and wonder where all the Mokk and Janta Shaman are but beat up the tiki heads anyway in hopes for credits. ?
339) When you realize you haven't changed your underwear since the first day you played (hey you don't have to in the game...) ?
340) When you pull over at the city limit sign to change into armor on the way out or clothes on the way in. ?
341) When you're surprised to see scandalized faces staring at you, as you change everything but your skivvies in the middle of the street. ?
342) you are reading a study guide for your final on biology, you see Hypothalamus = a link btwn nervous system and endocrine system ? body temperature ? blood pressure ? reflexes ? water balance ? plays imp. role in metabolic activities -you think the imp. part means imperial... um yeah. that was me. Guess I wasn't really thinking about science... ?
343) You wonder why you always seem to log out whenever you try to read a book while trying to kill any small animal that moves around your neighbor, despite having downloaded a very nice macro to your pda. ?
344) You sit and stare at the moon, wondering why you cannot see stars through it! ?
345) You actually consider buying a $5k gaming laptop to play at work while the boss is gone. ?
346) You find your self talking and acting like Beavis and Butthead sitting at your computer while your toon is in the cantina. "whoa, she looks good!" ?
347) When you actually try to figure out a way to convert in game credits to real life cash. ?
348) when you don't get exactly what you want whinge that you've been nerfed... ?
349) You stop taking drugs because you think there might be a downside to it... ?
350) you stand in the middle of you local bar and pop lock for 20 minutes and far from being tipped people start to hit you. ?
350a) You find a great deal of amusement from this thread, lol ?
351) after you finish school for the year you resolve with your friends to play 20 hours straight ?
352) They think you are f*cked up ?
353) Dance naked at a bar, then get mad when your not tipped. ?
354) when u notice there aren't many vendors around ?
355) You refuse to go into Manhattan because you don't have Enough RAM. !!! lol ?
356) U wonder how much XP u get for killing the neighbors dogs.. and maybe the girlfriends cat ?
357) You wonder why you cant walk into the local cantina with your guns. ?
358) You wonder why you can't get a heal or tip even though you are not AFL (away from life) ?
359) You see LOL American, LOL Provolone, etc. at the deli and wonder aloud why they are laughing at cheese only to have your computer illiterate friend explain it is "Land O'Lakes" ?
360) Your boyfriend calls you at work while he (the demon) is logging into swg and, upon hearing the intro music, you drool. ?
361) Upon encountering an upsetting rl situation your first thought is, "I should go somewhere safe and log out." ?
362) After describing the imaginative furnishings of your house outside of Coronet to your co-worker, she tells your boyfriend to buy you a dollhouse. ?
363) You tell your boyfriend you are sure if said co-worker played swg, she wouldn't have many friends there either. ?
364) When your rl friends complain that they never see you because you are playing *that game* and your best comeback is, "At least I'm not outside getting skin cancer." ?
365) The dog has pooped on the rug because you have found sharnaffs and NOTHING is going to rob you of carn meat with plus 900 OQ. ?
366) You are emoting hot stuff to your swg-ing boyfriend whose computer is less than 6 ft from yours yet you still want to play swg 'til exhaustion sets in. ?
367) Your boyfriend forgets the credit card at home and has to leave you in the restaurant as collateral while he retrieves it because, well, we're simply not used to going out anymore and have forgotten how things work. ?
368) You wonder why more women don't play this game so they can meet all these fine gentlemen such as the ones you have met in your guild. ?
369) You refuse to put a belt on your toon cuz it makes her look fat. ?
370) When numbers 359 through 370 are all yours, are all true, and you find you could keep going and going and going .... ?
371) you go blind from walking outside. ?
372) you just walk into a house looking for vendors and find someone chasing you out with a knife. ?
373) when you're told to get a life. ?
374) when all you think about is the next time you can get home. ?
375) when work seems like it goes by so slow, but when you get home is seems like your back at work in 5 minutes. ?
376) when all you do at work is look at this damn site. ?
377) when you find out people dont actually have names over there head in different colors. ?
378) when you go to SWG just to try and get rid of your problems but find out it still doesnt work, cause they just come back while playing. ?
379) when life gets boring all you can think about is how many more prof's you must master to be a Jedi. ?
380) when you get mad that every time you master a prof. that you dont unlock FS char. ?
381) when life get rough you think about when there going to make a SWG beer to make problems go away. ?
382) when all you can think about is the next time you can take a puff off some Lokian Wheat. (Problems solved!) ?
383) when you notice that when you run your actually going up and down not forward. ?
384) when you think your can change your physical appearance by starting a new you. ?
385) when the next time you go to a Salon you ask for a whole body makeover. ?
386) When You Ask Your Boss to Become Overt And Then If U Can Purchase Some Slaves W/ The Faction Standing You Gained Fron #102 ?
387) You describe someone of questionable character using the word "meatlump" ?
388) You actually feel shame when your new character's helper R2 unit pops out and says hello. ?
389) You and your boyfriend think it's hilarious calling each other "noob" ?
390) You refer to your toon in the third person, and wonder aloud at the strange things she does. ?
391) Your boyfriend catches you gazing into space and smiling and, when he asks you what you are thinking about, you reply, "My Star Wars house. Those skirts
really do make nice curtains." ?
392) The music and lighting accompanying swg's dawn touches something in your soul. ?
394) you fill out a job resume, and under the Spoken Languages tab you put: Basic, Rodian, and a bit of Shyriiwook ?
395) when you hear word of play station 10 ?
396) when you go to cnet and it lags as a miner and a commoner run by you ?
397) When you wonder how the Jawa's were able to spawn into your house, then relize the Jawa's are your kids. (ROFL /by Brix) ?
398) when you drive your car into the river/ocean wondering why it doesnt float overtop of it. ?
399) You strap jet engines to your bike, and tell your friends you invented a RL swoop bike ?
400) You spend more time in the SWG "world" then you do in reality! ?
376) when all you do at work is look at this damn site. ?
377) when you find out people don't actually have names over there head in different colors. ?
378) when you go to SWG just to try and get rid of your problems but find out it still doesn't work, cause they just come back while playing. ?
379) when life gets boring all you can think about is how many more prof's you must master to be a Jedi. ?
380) when you get mad that every time you master a prof. that you don't unlock FS char. ?
381) when life get rough you think about when there going to make a SWG beer to make problems go away. ?
382) when all you can think about is the next time you can take a puff off some Lokian Wheat. (Problems solved!) ?
383) when you notice that when you run your actually going up and down not forward. ?
384) when you think your can change your physical appearance by starting a new you. ?
385) when the next time you go to a Salon you ask for a whole body makeover. ?
386) When You Ask Your Boss to Become Overt And Then If U Can Purchase Some Slaves W/ The Faction Standing You Gained From #102 387) You describe someone of questionable character using the word "meatlump" ?
388) You actually feel shame when your new character's helper R2 unit pops out and says hello. ?
389) You and your boyfriend think it's hilarious calling each other "noob"
390) You refer to your toon in the third person, and wonder aloud at the strange things she does. ?
391) Your boyfriend catches you gazing into space and smiling and, when he asks you what you are thinking about, you reply, "My Star Wars house. Those skirts really do make nice curtains." ?
392) The music and lighting accompanying swg's dawn touches something in your soul. ?
394) you fill out a job resume, and under the Spoken Languages tab you put: Basic, Rodian, and a bit of Shyriiwook ?
395) when you hear word of play station 10 ?
396) when you go to cnet and it lags as a miner and a commoner run by you ?
397) When you wonder how the Jawa's were able to spawn into your house, then relize the Jawa's are your kids. ?
398) You consider reading this thread just another grind---lol
399) You strap jet engines to your bike, and tell your friends you invented a RL swoop bike ?
400) You spend more time in the SWG "world" then you do in reality! ?
401) when you use the /bodyslam command on your real life friend and wonder why he hits you. ?
402) when you wake up from dreaming about grinding only to find out that you fell asleep while grinding ?
403) when your wife decides that the only why she can get to spend time with you is to buy an SWG account herself. ?
404) After holo grinding for 3 days strait and 20 pots of coffee, your only concern is the caffeine jitters is making it hard to type. ?
405) When you wake up from dreaming of unlocking your FS slot and realize its not real, you curse for a few minutes and go back to holo grinding. ?
406) When you go to the cantina to pick up chicks. ?
407) When the police ask to search your car you reply "don't worry I'm a policeman", and don't understand why they didn't buy it. ?
408) When you find out your swg wife is a man in RL. ?
409) you wake up in the morning, look in a mirror and are totally shocked that you are no longer a wookiee! ?
410) When you are in a high speed chase and you can't figure out how the guy is shooting at you from inside his car. So you hit the radial on your car door, exit vehicle and dive out into the middle of the street and start blasting at him. ?
411) When you stick your finger down your throat to /puke on your buddy, he doesn't /punch you in the face, he really punches you in the face. ?
412) When your whole guild works with you in RL and all you can do productive is sit around and talk about what you will be doing on SWG that night. ?
413) When your work sends you to one of the best network security schools there is and all you can do is read this post all day. ?
414) When your wife says you play to much, your response is, I only played for 6 hours yesterday. ?
415) When you see two people fighting and you wonder which one you should pick off with your FWG5 first. ?
416) When your friend at work calls you by your game name instead of your real name. ?
417) When you have to count out change to make sure you can pay for SWG at the end of the month. ?
418) When you start thinking "Wow, that is one hot Twi'lek." ?
419) When you work 40 hours to make 1K, and you area attack a lair for 3 minutes for 27K. And you think, "where did I go wrong." ?
420) When you live 4 minutes from your brother's house and haven't seen him in 4 months. (That's how long I have been playing.) LOL ?
421) When the character builder has become your new best friend. ?
422) when your keyboard is covered with cheese powder and a vending machine beside you ?
423) when u punch your mate and expect them to laugh ?
424) when u realize u have hair to your feet and then think yesterday u were a skinhead but then look at your calendar and it says 22 November 2010 ?
425) when u punch someone and is surprised to see a kind of red liquid splattered on there face (its blood for ppl that don't know what the hell I'm talking about)
426) u try to play last with your co-workers ?
427) you run up to a fat Greek guy and whack him with a stick and try to get some janta blood.
428) when you know the exact waypoint of every vendor on corellia ?
429) when you install it on ur work pc ?
430) Your in-game married toons are "getting it on" more than you are in RL! ?
431) you go into crowded areas yelling teaching Brawler 4444 ?
432) try purchasing flight tickets to other planets ?
433) while hunting, you ask other hunters how far they are into rifleman 434) when you have 5 accounts ?(Instigator!)
435) When you refer to tasks at work/school as missions. ?
436) When you leave a store and feel the urge to generate your vehicle.
437) When you realize you only understand this thread because you play too much. ?
438) When the grass in your yard is taller than your dog. ?
439) When you cant find your dog you try the /target Fido command. ?
440) When your walking through the city you look for your TAB key. ?
441) When you rearrange your room and think /move forward 30) ?
442) When a decent meal is Doritos and a glass of milk. ?
443) when you fantasize about Twi'leks in hot pants! ?
444) when you spend all day reading forums ?
445) If actually managing to accelerate in your car without using a Numlock, trying to swerve around traffic and other such obstacles with the arrow keys. ?
446) (for those with POS comps like myself) When you arrive at your destination, you sit and wait outside waiting for everything to load before you can go in. ?
447) when you take time off work so that you can hunt/raid with friends who live in other time zones or countries ?
448) when you choose not to think of it as "taking your vitamins" in the morning, preferring to call them your "buffs" (and you feel great because you can self-administer them instead of paying someone 10K credits to do it!) ?
449) when you're driving and you see a breathtaking landscape and you get the urge to hit CTRL-SHIFT-H so that you can take a quick screenshot ?
450) when you ardently wish that at least a few of your coworkers played the game too so that you can share your SWG experiences with someone who truly understands ?
451) when you spend more time decorating your in-game house than cleaning your real one ?
452) when you schedule *** around your SWG routine ?
453) when you tell people you have a wedding to attend and when they ask where, you reply "on lok, in front of our guild hall" ?
454) when you compile your contributions to this list at work so you can dedicate more of your spare time to play galaxies ?
455) When you look at your male boss, and think I recognize that walk you're that female dancer I saw doing lap dances in Theed ?
456) You type /r before sending an instant message on AIM. ?
457) You see one of those spotlights in the sky out in the distance, and you instinctively start moving toward it... ?
458) When watching Episode II you here the "under attack" music and look round to see who's attacking you. ?
459) (This is kinda general but...) When you start using 1337speak in rl. One of my co workers asked me where somebody was and i said "oh they're on break soz" ?
460) Every once in a while you hear a double-beep like someone is sending you a /tell, but you arent playing SWG or even at your computer. ?
461) when you create an account on allakhazam just so that you can post in this thread ?
462) when it kills you that you've come so close to posting the 500th line in this thread, but you don't have enough time to come up with 40 more because you really do have that wedding on lok to go to in a few minutes.... ?
463) When you read #374 (When all you think about is the next time you can get home.) and you think it means your house on swg. ?
464) When your wife offers to find a sitter because you have a wedding to attend in Theed.
465) when people ask you what you do, you respond "tkm/master commando ?
466) If every time you go to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich you get this great urge to break out the molecular clamps and laser knives to open the containers. ?
467) If you ask your middle eastern neighbors what part of Tatooine they are from. ?
468) If you are watching a star wars movie and you hear the little com link beep and you look over at your computer to see if someone sent you a tell?
469) If you have a dream you are playing SWG and you wake up and you are playing SWG. ?
470) If you walk into a gunshop and ask the clerk what the max condition on his glocs are. ?
471) If a cop pulls you over for speeding and asks to see your ID and you tell him you left your holocron at home. ?
472) If you are introduced to a new co-worker and you immediately ask him if he's rebel or imp ?
473) If the only thing you use your PS2 for now is a DVD player ?
474) If you are this kid http://www.spindulik.com/ ?
475) The only time you eat/sleep or take a shower is during Server Downtime ?
476) When you have to spend 10 minutes looking under the empty soda cans and pizza boxes on your desk just to find the mouse. ?
477) When you think that the one hour of measly downtime is the most wasted time of your day. ?
478) If you bought a swivel chair just so you can swing around and watch TV while the Shuttle screens load ?
479) When you find yourself shopping for Uniform boots at the Mall to match your long vest. ?
480) When you find yourself looking on all the walls of your house for a Maintenance Terminal so you don't have to cut the apartment a check. ?
481) If, while being chased by an angry animal, you instinctively try to run into the first unlocked house to escape and then wonder why the RL inhabitants are mad at you. ?
482) You go to your mates house and start to eat sharnaffs ?
483) you are disappointed to learn that their is only peanut butter and jelly in the containers ?
484) When you try to /examine your dog to see what kind of hide he would drop ?
485) When you run out of Wal-Mart yelling about the prices of Brandy ?
486) You watch the StarWars Kid movies and then think "my swordsman could beat him in a duel!" ?
487) When your fiancee asks you a question and you ignore her and tell her you are AFK at the moment, lol... ?
488) When you go to a doctor's visit and ask him "How much for buffs and what the stats are, lol....
489) u attack at random.
490) at least swg aint as bad as monkey island, i spent ages lookin around 4 a spade, and when i found 1 at me m8s chip shop i nearly had an anurism (sic).
491) It takes one match to start a forest fire, but a whole box to start a campfire
492) U wonder why all old men really wants to speak to you in rl.?
493) u die your hair pink put them into ponytails ,paint your skin pink go into a bar and start to dance. ?
494) you cant figure out why your house doesn't magically appear when you buy the deed to build it
495) you roll over in bed, still half asleep and realize your husband has turned into a RL wookie (hasn't shaved because he's been too busy playing) and you say out loud: "Honey, you need to go see the Image Designer", then fall back to sleep and dream you are taking him to one.?
496) you don't regonize your real name anymore and asking everyone to call you with your toon name?
497) You go to your local bar and start yelling "Forming hunting group, /tell to join".?
498) When you go back through the posts to get the actual number for the previous post. ?
499) When you are talking to your one roommates who also plays swg and at the end of a sentence he says enter. Laughed for about 5 minutes when that happened. ?
500) you start to call your friends with their swg names
501) When you edit the spelling of the post because you care what people think when they read it. ?
502) When you take a trip to NC and buy some cut quartz and amethyst rocks while you are there and find them a year later and say hmm i bet this would make a killer light saber ?
503) When you see a song written by a composer in a cantina to a real life tune and actually get his lyrics stuck in your head. ?
504) When you become so addicted to the computer that even after all the downers from the SOE team you just keep pluggin along.
505) You think you cannot enter a house with red curtains
506) When someone asks you "why don't you watch mtv, don't you listen to music." and you reply" oh I listen to lots of music, I love the music on Lok. ?
507) When you go into a salon and ask to be made taller and have ur stats migrated. ?
508) Your doctor looks at u in a funny way when u try to sell him avian meat and janta blood. ?
509) U wonder y guns have become so much more effective without shouting /mindshot1, /healthshot2 ?
510) U jump and spin around in front of ur friend shouting /unarmedhit3, /unarmedknockdown2, /unarmedcombo2, only to get promptly beaten to the floor by him ?
511) When you're thinking about or expecting a new addition to your family and you consider naming it Dathomir for a boy and Coronet for a girl. ?
512) when you're the only person running around town in a pair of white boxers. ?
513) when you're terminally ill, and on your death bed your most frequent thought is "did I clone?" ?
514) when you're terminally ill, and on your death bed your second most frequent thought is "Mom better not DB me." ?
515) ..you assume that the NPC "John Smith (a talkative Co-Worker)" must be bugged because "Stop Conversing" has no effect on him. ?
516) ..put a dollar into the Juke Box at your local tavern, appalled to find that they don't have /StarWars2) ?
517) ..you read all the way to # five hundred and freaking 17 on a "you've been playing too much SWG when..." thread ?
518) You get arrested for selling radioactive fuel. ?
519) You wonder why the Image Designers at Supercuts can't make you thin and have lots of muscles. ?
520) You are late for work because resources got shifted last night and you had to find another spawn of 950+ conducivity copper before you left for work. ?
521) You create a character on TestServer2 because you have this really weird hope they'll let you test being a Jedi. ?
522) You yell at the kids outside making noise to "STOP SPAMMING!!" ?
523) You get confused at Safeway because nothing is marked in credits, just this strange "$" symbol. ?
524) You ask your doctor what the ratings on his stimpacks are. ?
525) You visit a copper mine and wonder where all the Mineral Mining Installations are. ?
526) You firmly believe the world would have enough energy if everyone just planted a fusion generator in their backyard. ?
527) When you get into fights, you try to do /unarmedspinattack2 and just end up really dizzy and get your *** kicked. ?
528) You start trial accounts just to get AP for your main. ?
529) When you can't find your car, you try to use your PDA to /store and then /generate it. ?
530) You wonder why your Sony AIBO doesn't have 4000 HAM and do 120-140 damage every 1.5 seconds. ?
531) You get mugged and send a bug report to CSRs, since they must be exploiting if they can /loot you. ?
532) You quit your day job and learn kung fu, because according to the forums, TK is the best moneymaking profession. ?
533) It's 1:30 AM and you're sitting in bed typing up a post and your wife is kicking you in the leg telling you to "turn the damn laptop off already and go to sleep".....yeah... ?
534) When you JUST miss the starport shuttle and think, "Oh good, now I have time to shower." ?
535) When you see a forklift and think, "Oh! A binary load lifter!" ?
536) When you go camping without any equipment because you know you can just craft a tent when you get to the woods. ?
537) when your walking outside you see a snake or something that is dangerous to you and reach for your lightsaber but then realize its just your flashlight. ?
538) when you go for softair combat and ask other guys if their rifles are sliced ?
539) you actually read all 500+ things and laughed you *** of till 6:00 in the morning ?
540) you start harvesting hide, meat and bones from dogs and cats ?
541) no one understands u since u talk shyrilwook ?
542) the damn trap assemble keep failing! ?
543) the local pet store has no razor cats! ?
544) people do not appreciate wookiee hugs anymore ?
545) although u mastered tk, u got no defense at all! those damn cops keep hitting u! ?
546) You tell your football coach your going to disband because your looking for a SOLO group. ?
547) you walk over to a police officer, slap him and wait for him to instant incapacitate you.
548) You are at your country house, away from SWG. The only way to not feel bored is to read the threads on this website, or call your friend and talk to him about the game. (Various templates and such) ?
549) Your friend that you were speaking on the phone to calls you dumb for picking up CH, and you tell him "But I love my little Fambaa..." ?
550) He hangs up on you because you told him that having a swordsman/rifleman is cheap. ?
551) While surfing on the ocean, you find a lull in the sets. The only way to unbore your self is by forcing yourself to think about how much CH XP you got in the geno labs, and how you have to do it again. ?
552) you start to think that some of the Twi'leks are hot. ?
553) When you look forward to posting in this thread just to advance the numbers. ?
554) When you find yourself liking Lady Darkflame's Avatar (I always have) ?
555) hehe, that is what fake phone numbers begin with, lol ?
556) When no matter how much weight you gain or lose, your clothes STILL fit (and fit all of your friends,too!). ?
557) when you can actually play the music the entertainers play on an instrument (and after a while have to sit down because you action is low) ?
558) when you are amazed that you actually have more than 150 items in your house ?
559) when in your house you are startled because they have windows. ?
560) when you are slow, tired and groggy in the morning you feel like turning down the draw distance and removing shadows. :p ?
561) When you wrap tape around your clothes because u want defense mods ?
562) When you actually leave the house, hop in your car.. get a mile or two down the road and realize.. you better not crash into anything.. this is REAL driving. ?
563) When you start to develop an irrational (maybe) fear that you will start using gamespeak (LoL, LMAO, "Roger that", etc) on a date. ?
564) Rearrange you entire living room (during server reboot) so that the computer is closer to the kitchen, you can see the TV at the same time, the window doesn't give a glare on the monitor, and that AC vent you ducted 8 feet can blow on the front of the computer because it doesn't cool quite so well anymore. (Now that's dedication). ?
565) when after a storm that made K.O. your adsl-router you install SWG on your laptop with the 56k built-in modem and start downloading all the patches (17 straight hours of download!!) because you arranged THAT evening a meeting with the stuff's vendor you were looking for since 2 months... ?
566) when you go to a date with your dreamsgirl "send me an email with the waypoint attached so I come to pick you up" "cool your car has got a GPS?" "eh?" ?
567) when you ask your mechanic to repair your car because it's on fire and he answers "I told you to use NOS wisely..." "NOS? I thought it was that NPC who just shot at me..." ?
568) when you are at the railway station and seek the ticket collector and say him "here is my ticket, warp me to my destination" ?
569) when you go inside a shop and expect every vendor greeting you with your full name ?
570) when you go into a hospital and start tumbling around and yelling "tumbling for your medic experience, tips are appreciated" ?
571) when you are at the bus stop and ask "anyone want to duel with me? I don't deathblow" ?
572) when you buy a crate of brandy saying "these will help dealing more headshots" ?
573) when you drive fast because you expect a group of ppl with blasters around a flag spawning each moment ?
574) when the cops stops you with the new radar laser pistols and you tell them "get yourself a T21, your laser pistol is broken, you didn't even hurt me" ?
575) when the cops shout at you "freeze, we have to check you for suspected material" and you run away thinking "I will lose few cops faction points, I don't care I am not into civil war" ?
576) when you wonder why you cannot pick up an M1A2 Abrams from the army barrack as pet. ?
577) when you discover a reindeer family you kill them, harvest their bones and wonder why you can't find the reindeer lair and more important if the Santa's faction points you lost won't allow you to get your Christmas present. ?
578) when you blame Coronet for the RAM prices rise ?
579) You tell your wife she will have to surrender a skill to have enough points to train in Office 2003) ?
580) When going to a party and when there start asking people if they're in character. ?
581) When you work as a medic in the military, you ask your commanding officer where the combat medic trainer is, so you can start to throw poisons. ?
582) When you try to explain how SWG works and how fun it is to your mother when she comes to visit. (Yup told her about furnishing my in game house while she asked me to clean my real one) ?
583) when your boss at work tells you to do something while you're checking this thread in work time, and you open Word and type /addignore boss. ?
584) when your best friend says "Okay, I should perhaps leave and let you play that damn game" and you reply "Don't mind if you do" (Yes this happened, felt kind of embarrassed about it)
585) When you leave work early to pay maintenance on your small Naboo house, then realize at 1am you forgot to get a smog check and your car registration is now expired. ?
586) When, after a stressful day at work, you ask your coworkers if they want to go to a cantina and get rid of their battle fatigue. ?
587) When you stop downloading **** because a) It takes away precious play time and b) girls without lekku just don't do it for you anymore. ?
588) When you see a pretty sunset and think to yourself that it looks just like Naboo. ?
589) When you start understanding the Germans on Gorath.
590) When you see a pricey item in a store and think to yourself "that's OK, I can just do a few missions and make the money back", only to realize that it's a real store and doesn't take SWG credits. ?
591) you wonder why you can't click on each kid in the class and select "teach".?
592) you bump your head on your kitchen cabinet and ask your wife/girlfriend if she has novice entertainer. ?
593) you wake up at 7AM(central) to check your harvesters, even though it's summer vacation and you should be sleeping in. (I'm Doing that)
594) you get in a fight with your girlfriend when you blow her off saying "Something happened in the guild and I need to log in and help fix the problem." ?
595) when you've actually set up a meeting for you and your guild to get together in real life. ?
596) when you head to an airport and wonder why not one person is hovering 15 feet above the ground ?
597) when you try to punch someone when your still 10m away from them ?
598) When you hit the pile of leaves you just raked up and wonder why creatures the size of your house don't pop out. ?
599) When it's dark you try ctrl-L and you still can't see. ?
600) When you go on vacation with your family and you frantically look around for the POI badge. ?
601) You look around your house and wonder where all the windows came from. ?
602) you start thinking your friends in SWG are better friends than your RL ones (that's seriously me lmao!) ?
603) you wonder why all the teacher NPCs at school don't are fighting unarmed. ?
604) when you marry someone in game you actually take the relationship seriously IRL even though you have never met them irl. ?
605) you go to a police officer in a police station and try to offer him fp for there new high powered rifles. ?
606) you do 605 and make it worse by sayin "but I've killed about 4 rebels on my last mission!" ?
607) you wonder why your new baby kitten wont triple in size in only a few days ?
608) you try to get a patent on composite armor. ?
609) you just got a new computer to play swg better and then start wanting a laptop too so you can play it in bed just 10 feet away. ?
610) you ask your math teacher what you are able to train in next ?
611) you try to create a virtual reality helmet to experience the game better ?
612) your in a stand off with the police and the first thing that pops into you mind is "ill just log out. they'll be gone when I log back in." ?
613) your in a stand off with the police and the second thing that pops into you mind is "there causing such a fuss. my hostage is only RPing or he'd run away... right?" ?
614) When you go camping and a Bear climbs into your tent, then you get annoyed that your camp didn't repel it. ?
615) When you setup camp on the highway expecting to get loads of survival xp. ?
616) When you get annoyed because you cant store your special loot in the ATM. ?
617) When you get confused because your post box doesn't have (Kailen's House) floating above it in green letters. ?
618) When you go into a club and wonder why its not lagging like hell cause there's hundreds of entertainers. ?
619) When you go into a club and wonder why no one will give you a mind buff. ?
620) When you wonder how a guy punched you, cause you didn't accept his duel. ?
621) When you wonder why you cant train a frog to do a back flip. ?
622) When you think your RL house is bugged cause you can drop hundreds of items in it. ?
623) When you go hunting in the rain and you wonder why you got sick. 624) When you wonder why you cant find any crafting stations in town.
625) When the electric company cuts the power to your house cause you haven't been paying your bills. ?
626) When you ask someone in RL what their professions are and you laugh at them cause non of them are combat professions. ?
627) When you mom leaves you notes telling you where she's gone, by the downstairs computer with the internet, cause she knows that's the first place you go when you wake up. ?
627b. When you *are* mom and leave notes to your kids on your computer because you know THEY know that's the only place you've been. ?
628) when you hear /tell sounds no where near a computer. ?
629) instead of smiling you say " forward slash smile". ?
630) when you are laughing and you move how your character does in game or stamp your feet when u are frustrated to show your frustration.
631) when you are in a group and someone tries to talk to you 1 on 1 You attempt to change to spatial. ?
632) you ask your friends in R/L to join your guild. ?
633) When you hear loud brash music you brace yourself for combat ?
634) You start addressing people in the street as nobleman , Pilot, Mercenary and Scientist. ?
635) in R/L you wonder where the zabraks , wookiees and rodians are. ?
636) You see a nest and attack it and try to obtain samples. ?
637) When you stand behind someone in line and say they look like so and so from the cantina and keep thinking they are getting ready to dance. ?
638) When you get up early to see if anything new was listed at the bazaar. ?
639) Forget about all your buddies on AOL. ?
640) When you leave work later than normal because you were lost browsing the forums, then you come back because you left the game guides you printed sitting on your desk. Need something for that train ride home. ?
641) When driving you see a Search light at a car dealership and actually head towards the WAYPOINT! ?
642) You are walking outside in the dark and think "Hmm, better press Ctrl + L" ?
643) When fighting with your little brother, you calculate how much unarmed experience you received. ?
644) Even though you know the patch will take 3 hours to download, you sit at the keyboard planning how much fun you are going to have. ?
645) You start hating the guts of that fat-*** loser who has that Mandalorian Armour that would just complete your life and allow you to die happy ?
646) You teach your dog to attack and walk into town looking for those rebellion scumbags, then yell at when the police try to shoot your dog ?
647) You wonder how long into the future it will be before you can play swg with your palm and mobile on the way to school ?
648) You go around teaching people new languages to become a politician
649) You ask for a breath of heaven at your local bar ?
650) you try to double click to get dressed ?
651) you try to /addignore your boss ?
652) you try to /quit to get out of bad situations ?
653) when you schedule *** around your SWG routine ?
654) when you tell people you have a wedding to attend and when they ask where, you reply "on lok, in front of our guild hall" ?
655) when you compile your contributions to this list at work so you can dedicate more of your spare time to play galaxies ?
656) when it kills you that you've come so close to posting the 500th line in this thread, but you don't have enough time to come up with 4 more because you really do have that wedding on lok to go to in a few minutes.... ?
657) While you're crafting in your house, someone rings the doorbell in RL. you stop crafting, /stand and run to the door and don't see anyone outside. ?
658) While planning an actual wedding you ask your fianc饠if she would prefer the wedding to take place on Naboo in the Theed palace or Dantooine in the Jedi Ruins. ?
659) If your fianc饠actually decides one of the two above. ?
660) When you're deep in thought while waiting for the shuttle (er I mean train) and someone starts talking to you and you think "Can't you see I'm AFK, leave me alone." I almost said that this morning ?
661) When your getting laid and thinking "Sweet! 1 more box to master ***!? ?
662) When you're making dinner and you think "I hate grinding chef". ?
663) You don't respond to your own name but if someone says your characters name... they have your full attention. ?
664) When you ask "how many sockets?" at the clothing store. ?
665) You wish you could forward your internet email to your SWG mail. ?
666) When your wife asks you "how was your day? Did you get shanked again ?" ?
667) When you miss the bus and think "Oh well, I have to wait 5 minutes for the next one. At least it's not 10 minutes anymore.". ?
668) When you've had one of you screenshot laminated. ?
669) Your RL house plants are identical to Alderaanian Flora. ?
670) When you have just run a sprint, you don't think "Im tired, better rest", you think "My action is low, better take these clothes off so I regen quicker" ?
671) In Physics, you ask the teacher to explain hyperspace travel and repulsorlift engines ?
672) You start to get angry at the Star Wars movies for breaking continuity, as if swg came first ?
673) You go into an Estate agent and ask if they have a small generic house for 10k ?
674) You tell your friends you've just moved into a large lakeside house on Naboo and look at them in disbelief when they ask whereabouts Naboo is ?
675) You seem even more puzzled when they don't believe you've got a house on a different planet ?
676) You are even more puzzled when they punch you for talking about something that doesn't exist for the last half hour
677) You know you have been playing to much SWG when, you start calling people people names like stupid mountain squill, or wookiee. ?
678) your wife thinks your having an affair with other people, due to the constant reference to various names attached to female toons!... ( oh why can't she be a Sci-Fi freak too?) ?
679) When your kids start imitating the game. Instead of playing beauty parlor its now called image designer. ?
680) When you look at someone staring vaguely into space and think to yourself, they must be afk. ?
681) While assisting a customer at work you explain why one product is better than another, then back up your explanation with "it was obviously made using a superior draft schematic". ?
682) You get damn pissed off when watching Star Wars because Luke doesn't have to grind any professions to get Jedi. ?
683) A guy comes up to you in a pub asking to use the empty seat your not using. you instantly bark- "maybe... you rebel or imperial?"
684) (smokers) you realize that playing star wars galaxies has probably decreased your smoking habit by 50%, maybe 70% if you remove your numlock key. ?
685) WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO TRADE REAL MONEY WITH FRIENDS FOR CREDS IN GAME !!!!!!!! ?
686) When your dreams no matter how random of thoughts and images, are still based with in SWG gaming guidelines or rules. ?
687) when u are driving down the street and plow over someone and u get out of your car and LOL at them and the go a proceed to tee-bag them. ?
688) You realize the doorbell rang in RL. So you yell "Come in ! It's set to public !" ?
689) Your wife asks you to get the dog some lessons. So you open the yellow pages and look under the "C" section.
690) When your wife asks if you're hungry you hit CTRL-C before answering. ?
691) And then you tell her "sorry I'm already full, but I have space for 2 drinks". ?
692) When you know more about the lives of your guild mates and less of your own family. ?
693) When you start applying traits of character races to people you know in real life. ?
694) When you sacrifice weekend activities to play SWG. ?
695) When you start to budget for a high-end lap top so you can play on vacation trips. ?
696) When you realize your life is now less exciting than the game. ?
697) When you give your credit card to your wife as long as she lets you play SWG. ?
698) When your kid says "Can I borrow the car?" and you say "Don't forget to store it!". ?
699) When you're in bed and your wife asks you "Did you set the alarm?" and you instinctively get up and relog to SWG. ?
700) When you pray god and you ask him to patch the world, or at least nerf the terrorists. ?
701) When you wonder if Jesus was a Jedi because he was using the force. ?
702) When you take the car and drive out of the city and you're looking in the skies and you think you're seeing "you have left New York city (Metropolis)". ?
703) When on your way to work you say "Damn ! I forgot my saber !" out loud in the train. ?
704) When you have played SWG for 10 months (day and night) and you never went AFK. ?
705) You have wireless high speed internet and a laptop and when you go to the bathroom you bring it with you. ?
706) When your SWG chat logs have filled a 10 Gb hard drive. ?
707) You didn't cry when your RL dog died but you did when your Kaadu died. ?
708) When your RL watch is set on Naboo time. ?
709) You write PST in personal ads in RL. ?
710) You write MT in RL IMs. ?
711) Hehe.. 7-11
712) Your conversations consist of acronyms - LOL, BRB. ?
713) You're mad at the devs for changing starport times to 5 mins because that was the only time you had to shower/eat. ?
714) When u are pissed out of ur mind because u cant play SWG because ur computer is bugged like a **** and the techies don't know how to fix it because they are tards x 10 ?
715) When you ask your son what your name is and he replies with your toon name. ?
716) When your husband finishes playing and your 2 yr old turns to you and says "You're turn" ?
717) You have to explain to the judge that you have trained your Doberman to follow SWG pet commands, and the dog got confused when you saw your neighbor and said, " 'ay Bob!" ?
718) You tell your kid to "just ride your swoop to school today" and wonder why they are looking at you that way. ?
719) You sit in your living room and wish you could really live in your house on Naboo - where there are no dirty dishes, no laundry, and has all the most expensive/rare decor perfectly placed. ?
720) You wonder why you can't put 100,000 cd's/dvd's in one footlocker. 721) For IRL school teachers: You wonder why you can't click on each kid in the class and select "teach". ?
722) When you roll over in bed, still half asleep and realize your husband has turned into a RL wookiee (hasn't shaved because he's been too busy playing) and you say out loud: "Honey, you need to go see the Image Designer", then fall back to sleep and dream you are taking him to one. ?
723) U wonder why all old men really wants to speak to you in rl. ?
724) you start to call your friends with their swg names ?
725) you don't recognize your real name anymore and asking everyone to call you with your toon name ?
726) You go to your local bar and start yelling "Forming hunting group, /tell to join". ?
727) when you start thinking in /emotes, ie /IMustDoTheGroceryShoppingOrMyWifeWillKIllME ?
728) You searched for "Coronet" on www.mapquest.com just out of curiosity. ?
729) When you can name more SWG vehicle than RL vehicle. ?
730) When you can name more SWG planets than RL planets. ?
731) When you can name more SWG races than in RL. ?
732) When you plan on moving in RL, you calculate the numbers of items in your house and divide by 50 to get the number of trips to move all your stuff. ?
733) When at work, you look around for a rebel when someone says "it stinks". (sry rebels :) ?
734) Your boss added "SWG" on your time sheet because he found out you play SWG at work. ?
735) At X-mas you give SWG games (includes 1 free month) to your friends that don't have internet and you keep the CD Key so you can use the 30 days for you. ?
736) You are late, and sick, so often that your boss bought SWG just to add you to his friend list to spy on you. ?
737) You expect to hear the badge sound when you reach Mt Everest. ?
738) When you want to get a tattoo with your guild name. ?
739) On your wedding day in RL, you can't find your ring and you say "I don't understand, I clearly remember trading a ring for my swoop". ?
740) On Halloween, you disguise (against their will) your 2 kids in a ST-Trooper and a Tusken and you wish they will fight. ?
741) When you look for a master image designer to get a tan... (GO OUTSIDE!! :P) ?
742) When you've just spent 2 hours editing all these post to make order in them again. Please forgive for any repeats, and mis-numbering... Or if I have left something out... It is 10am in Denmark, and Ive been up for 36 hours... LOL -
this is a great thread, lets keep it ALIVE!!
743) When you run your car too low on Oil and flames come out the back. HMMMMMM this will cost more than 6500 credits to fix.
744) Everything you look at reminds you of SWG. a- you see lisence plates: MR= Mrifles MP=Mpistols
745) When you are that guy up there who copy and pasted it all........
746) When you notice the water detail in real life and comment on how it is almost as realistic as in SWG.
747) When it becomes dark you panic when unable to find the ctrl + l buttons
748) When you keep replying to this post :)
749) When you have kicked people out of your solo group for asking which direction to get missions.
750) when you bump this on the forum because you think this thread should live as long as SWG
751) When Nightsisters start looking kinda sexy
754) When you ask schoolmates/co workers when the next phase is... [sarcasm] SHUTUP I DIDNT DO THAT TODAY!!! [/sarcasm]
758) When you walk into a tattoo shop and ask the Tattoo Artist if they can change the tattoos on you to the 3rd markings option.
759) You decide to pick up master ranger before you go up Mount Everest.
760) You try running down the steep parts of Mount Everest on the return journey and fall to your death.
761) You are arrested and an airport and charged with possession with intent to sell, having a weapon on federal property, performing illegal modifications, and pointing a weapon at a law enforcement agent. You are fined $100,000 and locked up for 5 years in a federal "pound me in the ***" prison, but worst of all, they took your DE-10 replica!!!
762) When you start calling your real wife by your ingame wifes name.
763) You try to beat people up in the street thinking they are commoners and get your @ss kicked.
764) Get taser gunned by the cops when u walk outside with a Katana saying you are going hunting.
766) when you have a belt buckle that says "star wars galaxies"
767) when you insist people call you by your character's name.
768) over 50 of these reasons are true for you.
769) when you try to put part of your couch in the wall of your house to make it fit better.
770) when you on steet corners "can anyone spare some credits?"
771) when you have your own stormie armor and Id number.
772) You wonder how much you have to fight and feed your cat before he gets bigger and badder.
773) Your message on your voicemail\Answering machine starts with "I am currently afk at this time..."
774) Your wife gets mad when you try to hang a sign around your Mother-in-law's neck that says "/ban"
775) You write a letter to Rand McNally and ask them why it takes 14 hours to drive from your house to LA when you can drive across an entire planet in two hours max, 3 to 4 hours on foot.
776) You get a little ticked off because Greyhound has not installed a hyperdrive engine yet.
777) When You Tell Your School Teacher that you will brb need to find a teacher that can teach TKM Skills.
778) When you go into the school cantina for lunch you look suprised when u dont see any entertainers dancing around the room.
779) You refer to work as down time.
780) The only hopes you have of ever getting a tan is the neon bud light sign you just hung in your computer room.
781) When giving people your email address for work, you give them the first name of your character on SWG...thats it.
782) If you are in a major guild hunt for hours and you actually had someone tell you "Doctor, when should I tell the family you will actually begin the surgery?" and they meant it.
782) You walk into your local City Hall and ask where the Politician trainer is.
783) You try to check your RL email by pressing CTRL+E.
784) You wonder why you can only fit approximately 23 items in your pocket and not 80)
785) You get fired from your job for walking in with make-shift Composite Armor on made from old metal garbage cans.
786) You look to your wife at the dinner table and say, "Honey, please pass the Canape and Blue Milk."
787) When you ask for directions to the nearest cloning center before going to visit your mother in law.
788) when you put on home made composite and crawl about your yard with a air rifle and when your kids ask you what your doing you say "im hunting slice hounds" and you shoot the dog that craps on your lawn all the time when it tries to do it again.
789) when your at the store and the cashier thinks your insane when you ask how much does the chicken fills your stomach.

790) when you beat up old ladies to see if they drop crystals (by: Karminak)

Edited, Thu Sep 15 11:40:49 2005 by SolenEnsaped

Edited, Tue Feb 14 03:49:16 2006 by SolenEnsaped

BUMP
I didnt make this just so that it would DIE

Thank god! Here i am bored as heck, got nothing to do and this post comes along saving the night :D Fantastic work actually! i'm sure i got a few there (beating up old ladies to see if they drop crystals :P)

795) When you start to wonder how you can put 50 furniture pieces in a backpack

Im just glad that all of you guys like this post.

800) When you have helped think of 800 of these, hehe.

802) When you make a SWG Crossword

why hasn't this post been stickyed????

i just ask as a half A£$%ed ROTW post has been while the 1st and still more replied one has been left to die?????

i agreee that that comment although bitter is actually true, but this post should be stickied just for the sheer fun value

although i suppose a reason is to much to ask!

Sorry no sticky, as we have too many stickies now as it is on this forum. Feel free to link this thread in your sigs and I will even make a news story on it later today when the site slows down.

811)You try to freak out your guildies by copying this topic onto the guild channel(I succeeded)

Edited, Sat Sep 3 22:43:29 2005 by Kicah

813 - when you remember when this list was 1st started!

Damn i been playing to long lol

814) You try to bring your pet back to life when it gets run over by a car.

My favorite. Great repost.