Let me just say that first off, I believe I speak for everyone ON FREAKING EARTH (including some of the higher primates and dolphins) that anyone who writes those f'ing pop ups can all catch leprosy and die. Anybody object? Didn't think so.
But the problem is now that we'll have to think up something worse for the people who write ad-ware/spy-ware programs that throw most of those pop ups on the screen.
(There's a third lesser known group that we will also have to speak with, those couple of numbnutses who actually buy stuff from pop ups that commercially justify the pop ups existence. But I doubt they will be too terribly difficult to reproach, odds are they'll wake up one morning and forget how to breathe without someone there to tell them, and soon all of their vascular walls will melt with the carbonic acid that they are unable to exhale and they will be well on their way to assuming room temperature.)
I propose an ultimatum, stop putting pop ups and your leech-ware on our computers, and the rest of the world will welcome you back into society. Even you, the most reprehesible dregs of our generation, must recognize that your cloak of anonymity will soon be torn away by some UNIX-savvy 15 year old kid who just wanted download the script from the latest episode of "Star Trek: Enterprise", but was unable to do so because he was endlessly being harrangued about meeting singles in his area, refinancing his mortgage, and getting a trial pack of Viagra. You've made many, many enemies over the years, and countless ranks of those enemies are hackers capable of destroying your half-assed, ambulance-chasing e-companies.
So I propose an amnesty period while you remove your software. Beyond that, God be with you, because no one else will be.
...and bear in mind that I'm one of the nice ones.
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