Attention Bostom!
Get your sorry asss over here you fluking maggot! What the hell do you mean leaving your gawddang post and going AWOL????
I will rip your friking head off and **** down your neck you fugginh little piece of worm ****! Son, I am your worse m*****f*cking night come true! YOUR MOMMIE is not here to wash your your little pink asss no more! Grow a pair gawddang it.
If I catch you going AWOL again, I WILL take a walk up your chocolotta hearsey highway and give you a lombotomy!
Captain What'z New-In-Your-******!
