Hello! Hello?! Can anyone see this?! My name is Cloo, I'm a Goblin Shaman stuck on the Isle of Kezan with a bunch of maniacs! I have to make this quick, as the battery power of the M.A.C (aka the Metaverse Access Console) only allows me a few moments of access.
Something horrible has happened. A month ago I was sitting back with my friend enjoying a nice Kungaloosh, enjoying the view of the island and talking about our stock portfolios (I totally knew that ORG would go down the second the investors saw what a crummy place that was. Wooden fences as a defense?! Seriously?! They say they're building it up with steel now because of Deathwing... but we all know the truth) when I was suddenly interrupted by a stampede of Goblins I've never seen before.
Screaming something about a "BETAAAAA!". They're taking all of my food, killing the local wildlife, and worse of all they're getting all of the supplies I've worked so hard to prepare to sell to the Horde. When I complained to the Trade Prince, I was informed that they're "testing our lands to ensure that it's bug free". Bug free?! This is an island! I get at least 10 bugs a day deciding it's a good idea to take a death dip in my drink.
I know these goblins are here for something else... and I need to know what it is.
I powered up the M.A.C and searched for this "BETAAAA!", and now I'm here. I MUST learn more about this, and am willing to bribe whoever I have to with promises of gold beyond your wildest dreams. Please hurry, if one more of these maniacs asks me for a quest I have no problem shoving this M.A.C down their throat.
(If it wasn't obvious, I'm mostly excited about rolling a Goblin. I'm planning on making him a Shaman. I'm also excited and nervous about seeing how Azeroth has changed. I run around the "Old World" when I'm bored and think about all the memories I've had in all the zones with my friends, and I'm a bit worried about not being able to recognize certain areas anymore... but such is a "Cataclysm". I decided to make my entry a bit creative... hope that doesn't ruin my chances. Good luck everyone!)