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#1 Apr 01 2010 at 5:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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or how big is your Epeen?



I love Blizz and April Fool's Day.
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#2 Apr 01 2010 at 5:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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"and you'll also begin receiving in-game mail with exciting offers for additional ways to enhance it."
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#3 Apr 01 2010 at 6:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow. That's an AWESOMELY subtle kick at the rising elitism. And I lol'd. Brilliant.
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#4 Apr 01 2010 at 6:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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earning raid and Arena achievements or realm-first titles will help you get it up


lol
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#5 Apr 01 2010 at 6:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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if your number is exceedingly impressive -- a new non-combat pet, Binky the Mechano-Rooster.


haha.
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#6 Apr 01 2010 at 6:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mine is so high I can't see any other posts in this thread. ;)
#7 Apr 01 2010 at 6:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now in the Blizz Store... Battle.net Neural Interface

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Edited, Apr 1st 2010 8:59am by dadanox
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#8 Apr 01 2010 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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The Honorable dadanox wrote:
Now in the Blizz Store... Battle.net Neural Interface



Edited, Apr 1st 2010 8:59am by dadanox


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Mostly Unobstrusive – Take your Battle.net Neural Interface wherever you play World of Warcraft and have the satisfaction of knowing that you will only receive a few questioning glances.


Only a few...

Edited, Apr 1st 2010 8:17am by Killienmage
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#9 Apr 01 2010 at 8:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Honorable dadanox wrote:
Now in the Blizz Store... Battle.net Neural Interface

Sold out! Damn...
#10 Apr 01 2010 at 8:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow. That's an AWESOMELY subtle kick at the rising elitism. And I lol'd. Brilliant.


It's also about as subtle as a kick in the crotch.
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#11 Apr 01 2010 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is probably one of the best april fools.
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#12 Apr 01 2010 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Lol

And I love the fact it's all sold out. Makes me wonder if past jokes they sold stuff? Lol
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#13 Apr 01 2010 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
the sad thing is, is I can totally seeing someone now making a GS Add-on to look like the epeen bar. Oh what fun that is going to be lol.

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#14 Apr 01 2010 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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I still think Bard Class complete with guitar hero abilities was the best.

I had just started playing at the time and had no idea Blizz did april fools jokes like that, I totally thought they we're going to implement it.
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#15 Apr 01 2010 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hee. He said shafted.
#16 Apr 01 2010 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I had just started playing at the time and had no idea Blizz did april fools jokes like that, I totally thought they we're going to implement it.

Back in... 2004, I think, they actually had an "april fools joke" about implementing two-headed orges as a playable race - you'd level together with another player and both control one half of the ogre. To this day I think the idea is revolutionary and retardedly ******* awesome, and I'm still sad it was actually a joke. A huge load of people on the general forum agreed with me and a ********* of petition threads broke lose. I still suspect that this is the reason as to why they've ever since that year made their jokes more and more silly and unbelievable - so people wouldn't get upset that it was fake.
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#17 Apr 01 2010 at 11:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh God...

http://blue.mmo-champion.com/1/24038767795-introducing-the-new-battlenet-matchmaking.html
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In our heart of hearts, what we are really looking for in another player is a connection that's deep, meaningful, and true; we are all looking for our perfect match. Find out how Battle.net's new and improved matchmaking features will help you find someone to pwn noobs with on our Battle.net matchmaking website - and be sure to watch our new introduction video.

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html


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#18 Apr 01 2010 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Mozared wrote:
Back in... 2004, I think, they actually had an "april fools joke" about implementing two-headed orges as a playable race - you'd level together with another player and both control one half of the ogre

And if the Hensel twins played WoW, those girls would probably pwn the rest of us.
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#19 Apr 01 2010 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
Its over 9000 of course.
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#20 Apr 01 2010 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
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I remember one April Fool's when blizz posted the attunement required to get into one of the new dungeons. There were like 30 steps to finally get the key for the said new dungeon.

I had a RL friend who was in a raiding guild at the time. He saw the list of stuff required and I guess he sent a bit of hate mail Blizz's way along with the rest of his guild.

I ROFL-ed the next day when Blizz came out and said 'gotcha'.
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The Honorable dadanox wrote:
Oh God...

http://blue.mmo-champion.com/1/24038767795-introducing-the-new-battlenet-matchmaking.html
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In our heart of hearts, what we are really looking for in another player is a connection that's deep, meaningful, and true; we are all looking for our perfect match. Find out how Battle.net's new and improved matchmaking features will help you find someone to pwn noobs with on our Battle.net matchmaking website - and be sure to watch our new introduction video.

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html


http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html
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I like how the last choices on the "between" things are "The moon" and "New York City" respectively. Nice nod to Christopher Cross there.
#22 Apr 01 2010 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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I remember one April Fool's when blizz posted the attunement required to get into one of the new dungeons. There were like 30 steps to finally get the key for the said new dungeon.

I had a RL friend who was in a raiding guild at the time. He saw the list of stuff required and I guess he sent a bit of hate mail Blizz's way along with the rest of his guild.

I ROFL-ed the next day when Blizz came out and said 'gotcha'.

Ha ha, yeah. That was before Black Temple opened up.

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/btattunement/
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#23 Apr 01 2010 at 2:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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To ensure players with a smaller number will not be shafted by this new system, we plan to introduce a wide variety of new solo content for less well-equipped players.


Oh my God, that is HILARIOUS! Smiley: lol
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#24 Apr 01 2010 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Pokes at phasing, more solo content, and gear score. If they had included "access to a dance studio in your guild house", it would've been perfect. Smiley: smile

Edited, Apr 1st 2010 4:34pm by tfwagner
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#26 Apr 05 2010 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Dear god, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!
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