To paraphrase Wil Smith: "Here's a little story all about how my world got flipped, turned upside down."
Except that in this case the story is about a guild member who, rather than naming and shaming, I shall refer to as 'FailMuppet the Shaman'.
The story takes place on a Ulduar 25 guild run. We had 26 members online so we had a full raid with the 26th player FailMuppet the Shaman doing some PVP. We had cleared up to Freya when one of our DPS had a sudden family emergency and had to leave.
At this point FailMuppet the Shaman was not doing any PVP so we asked if he wanted to join to make up the full raid, and for once he said yes but with the comment 'I've been told I've got to do so many raids a month' so it was clear that he didn't really want to be there.
Anyway we cleared the trash and got on to Freya where we had a couple of wipes due mainly to over enthusiastic AoE and the resulting lasher explosions. During this FailMuppet the Shaman's Wintertime addon kept saying 'The defensive battle for Wintergrasp will start in XX:XX minutes', mildly annoying but there you go.
After one of these wipes we had rushed back in, buffed up and were almost ready to go when I noticed that one of the players was showing up as outside my healing range in Grid so I moused over his grid box to find that he was in Wintergrasp.
The conversation in raid chat went something like this:
Me: What's FailMuppet the Shaman doing in Wintergrasp?
FailMuppet the Shaman: Killing Siege Engines
Silence on vent and raid chat.
Raid Leader: What? How?
FailMuppet the Shaman: I hearthed to Dalaran and took a portal
Further silence on vent and raid chat.
Raid Leader: What the #&@$ are you doing? There's 24 people here waiting to do a boss and you #&@$ off?
Its at this point that we go back to the title of this thread: Don't you love /gkick?
p.s. We are now recruiting one elemental shaman for Ulduar 25 man raids, please don't apply if you like licking windows.


