Quote:
i cn has troll plz?
OK, I'm a couple of beers short, but I'll try: bacon is evil, cheese is evil, and clam stacking is good. Nyah, not working.
I don't think the OP could really be a troll, it is more likely he's a Tauren -- it involved a load of bull. On the other hand, he might be a Gnome (from the churlishness, probably a Leper Gnome) -- the display of organization and logic approach what one would expect from the fine minds that brought you Gnomeregan. He could be Foresaken; there was a bit of that "oh, I am dead, I have nothing left but negative emotions and Eternity to whine about them" aura. I couldn't really rule out the possibility he is Draenei -- try reading it with a bad Russian accent and imagine it was written by the kind of guy who walks around with a squid on his face. Blood Elf? He might be, much like the case for OP being Foresaken, it could be argued that there is a good dose of Blood Elf "We were betrayed and will never forget" in there, and the "I'm mad at EQ so I'll rant about Blizzard" logic does have a bit of Blood Elf to it. If he's a Nelf, he must be one of the ones who are bored with long life and spend their remaining days dancing on mailboxes -- that might explain the punctuation. I suppose he might be an Orc, one that lost control as a warlock and now does what the demon voices in his head tell him to do.
I'm fairly sure that whatever OP is, it isn't Human. While it did read like something posted while wildly drunk, the Dwarven love of craftsmanship would have required the use of at least some structure in the sentences. Trolls may fly into wild rages and grunt a lot, but they offer a degree of humor and wit that OP missed -- he couldn't really be a troll mon. They do, however, say that if you cut off a body part ....
Now, where did I put that beer?
Wait! Eureka! He's ... mmmmmrrrrgggllll -- a Murloc.
Edited, Apr 21st 2009 11:04pm by LoadedDwarf