(silly) I think I'm really good at raidingFollow

It would have been better if you shattered in the middle of all the healers.

The fact that the healers would all be in the same place only makes it better...

Leroy? is that you?

Well, if this is the "fess up" thread...after a PUG, I graciously offered my groupmates a portal to Shatt. Only I hit the wrong spell, and ported myself there, leaving the group in Arcatraz....kinda suspect I am not the only mage to pull that one though.

Teacake, in the immortal words of Lerrrrroooooyyyyy Jeennnkinnnss I would like to commemorate your actions.

No sir, I really don't think I want to do that. From what I hear, the cooks in Stonard tend to click their heels and chant "There's no taste like Gnome". Me being a gnome, and highly adverse to becoming a gnomekabob, I think I'll just stay out of that place.

Yeah, I suppose I could throw up Theramore. Not really my style, though...unless I'm annoyed.

Now back in the day, when I played EQ, I was known to do things like port annoying players into high level zones, or better yet, into an unfriendly place. EQ had a very interesting mechanic where certain casters could "bind" someone to a particular location...meaning when they die, they always rez at that spot, at least until somebody changed it for them.

Had a drow elf abuse one of my lower toons one day. A little later, while on my main (a druid), I saw the same guy asking for a port to a difficult to reach place. I helpfully volunteered....and ported him right next to the Druid trainer in a town where he was considered "kill on sight" to all the guards. Got my bind off on him right before he died. The first time. He ended up dying about 30 times there, and lost a level, before he was finally able to get somebody to help him get out of there.

Do it again on Archimonde. Twice. Then you'll be on a par to someone in our raid. (Hi Crey! ).

And every Mage has teleported instead of putting a portal up, leaving everyone behind. At least once.

I'm guilty of that one. Not sure how it happened, but when I landed there was a bunch of people including a few other healers. I heard the screams of Agony on vent. "Lun, NOOOOO!".

I killed them all. I lived.

<3 Barkskin + Fel Blossom

Well if it's any consolation, you must be better at raiding than me. I wiped us twice on Gruul last week and I wasn't even there!

The first time, I lagged out during a shatter. Apparently my character remained in a terrible spot meaning that loads of people took extra damage in the following shatter resulting in the wipe.

I still wasn't done. I logged back in, while explaining myself on vent. Fully expecting to log back into a corpse. However, my Warlock was somehow alive and unscathed, in the same situation I lagged out in. That is exactly the same spot. That is, around 10 feet away from Gruul.

He didn't like that, so he smashed me and then linked on to the raiders that had already run back in.

I apologised, but I think the laughing might've diluted my sincerity somewhat.

I kindof like the portal roulette idea. Mages in my guild have thrown up portals instead of tables before, that always makes me laugh.

...that's BEAST!

Is it normal that instead of finding those threads cute, they get me mad?

Edited, Aug 11th 2008 11:01am by Tyrandor

I'm the first to admit I'm not for everyone, but in my defense, there was a silly tag, just in case my name wasn't enough to indicate that maybe it wasn't a thread those who aren't into inanity ought to read. If you keep opening them up in the hope that one day I'll be all wise and serious, let me just save you the trouble and acknowledge that it'll never happen. ;)