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You were most likely dropped from the group, and then was automatically ported to your home.
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Me and a friend were questing in winterspring, I was lvl 53 on my pally, he was lvl 54 on his shammy. This lvl 60 bloodelf pally was sitting on a hill infront of us when he saw us he flagged for PvP and began taunting us. My friend suggested killing him i said we shouldn't but anyways we finally decide to fight him. My friend totems up i buff us up and seal up
By now if i was the pally i would run, for some reason he diecides to stay and stay flagged, so i launch the attack against him. It's not even funny how we lay the smackdown on him. But the funny part is how he got mad and spnt 5 mins tracking us down on the other side of winterspring attacked us while we were fighting 2 mobs our lvl which were using totems and the bad thing about it is how we still manage to beat him worse than before. So finally we decide if he wants to b a jerk to us lets be a jerk to him.
So he res's, mounts, and tries to run my friend frost shocks him i hammer of justice him then he earthbinds him and we destroy the poor guy. By the fourth time he got a little smarter threw on a blessing of freedom mounted and ran, by then i was dying laughing
By now if i was the pally i would run, for some reason he diecides to stay and stay flagged, so i launch the attack against him. It's not even funny how we lay the smackdown on him. But the funny part is how he got mad and spnt 5 mins tracking us down on the other side of winterspring attacked us while we were fighting 2 mobs our lvl which were using totems and the bad thing about it is how we still manage to beat him worse than before. So finally we decide if he wants to b a jerk to us lets be a jerk to him.
So he res's, mounts, and tries to run my friend frost shocks him i hammer of justice him then he earthbinds him and we destroy the poor guy. By the fourth time he got a little smarter threw on a blessing of freedom mounted and ran, by then i was dying laughing
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2 weeks ago, my guild was ready to fight Lurker Below.
we were all in place, ready to start, the raid leader was just going over something with one new person, he click "ready check" our main pally healer was AFK.
we wait, another ready check, "afk"
WTF, we do the fight without him.
the next day on our forums (time stamp is like 4 am), the message read something like, "I'm so sorry guys, i just woke up at my keyboard"
he went on to explain, he was on call for his job which is usually not to busy, that particular night before he was up 21 straight hours and just crashed.
the forum exploded with LOL's.
fast forward a week, we are at tidewalker, going over a few positioning strats, and the same pally just starts running forward, straight into Tidewalker, then promptly PWNED!
i announce in vent that "OMG he must have dozed off"
people laugh and 5 seconds later the pally chimes in and admitted he dozed off again.
we were all dying laughing. the WWS stat page was hysterical, and we posted it for all to see on our website. <pally name> combat time 15 seconds. rofl
every day since we have been breaking his balls. good times.
those two are my funniest moments in all of wow.
we were all in place, ready to start, the raid leader was just going over something with one new person, he click "ready check" our main pally healer was AFK.
we wait, another ready check, "afk"
WTF, we do the fight without him.
the next day on our forums (time stamp is like 4 am), the message read something like, "I'm so sorry guys, i just woke up at my keyboard"
he went on to explain, he was on call for his job which is usually not to busy, that particular night before he was up 21 straight hours and just crashed.
the forum exploded with LOL's.
fast forward a week, we are at tidewalker, going over a few positioning strats, and the same pally just starts running forward, straight into Tidewalker, then promptly PWNED!
i announce in vent that "OMG he must have dozed off"
people laugh and 5 seconds later the pally chimes in and admitted he dozed off again.
we were all dying laughing. the WWS stat page was hysterical, and we posted it for all to see on our website. <pally name> combat time 15 seconds. rofl
every day since we have been breaking his balls. good times.
those two are my funniest moments in all of wow.
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I can't count the number of times I've fallen asleep in an instance -_-
I HAVE sleep healed instances before. Long day at work, instance is taking a LITTLE too long, I wake up at the instance portal with random epic, a shard, and a badge >.<
My best Moment of Pure Humor is actually a Barrens conversation.
I'm feeling 'philosophical' (Read: Baked) and I ask "Do you think Zevhras are striped horses with horns, or zebras?
Person 1: "They could just be unicorns with stripes."
Person 2: "No, dumbass, there's only real animals in WoW."
And . . . there was silence, followed by a "What?"
"Yeah, there's only real animals in WoW, so they can't be unicorns."
No one even had a proper smart assed reply to that. It was just. . . amazing.
I HAVE sleep healed instances before. Long day at work, instance is taking a LITTLE too long, I wake up at the instance portal with random epic, a shard, and a badge >.<
My best Moment of Pure Humor is actually a Barrens conversation.
I'm feeling 'philosophical' (Read: Baked) and I ask "Do you think Zevhras are striped horses with horns, or zebras?
Person 1: "They could just be unicorns with stripes."
Person 2: "No, dumbass, there's only real animals in WoW."
And . . . there was silence, followed by a "What?"
"Yeah, there's only real animals in WoW, so they can't be unicorns."
No one even had a proper smart assed reply to that. It was just. . . amazing.
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xNocturnalSunx wrote:
digitalcraft, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Trying to get *one*last*instance*run* in late at night, falling asleep. It was Maradoun(I think) and I remember getting really tired and I kept nodding off. Well I wake up the next day at my home point, and low and behold, somehow I finished the instance. I hope I helped a lot.. 
I should mention this was on my paladin as main healer.
Edited, Apr 30th 2008 3:41pm by digitalcraft
I should mention this was on my paladin as main healer.
Edited, Apr 30th 2008 3:41pm by digitalcraft
You were most likely dropped from the group, and then was automatically ported to your home.
Nope, I finished the quest to kill the ugly woman at the end ;)
Die! Die die die. die die die die, die die. - Scarlet Briar
digitalcraft, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
xNocturnalSunx wrote:
You were most likely dropped from the group, and then was automatically ported to your home.
Nope, I finished the quest to kill the ugly woman at the end ;)
Well they could have been nice and dropped you at the end. Also, I guess you could have kept on playing.
Not that it's a good thing but, I remember sometimes being out late and having to drive like 60 miles home and it was almost like I was on cruise control. I remember leaving and a few flashes here and there of the trip but it mostly felt like I slept through it.
Maybe, when really tired, the brain shuts down unneeded things like memory. Guess you don't need to remember how you got home so long as you actually did so safely. The problem might be if you see a "bridge is out" sign and your brain forgets that by the time you get up to it. lol
I call those moments auto pilot moments.
MrTalos wrote:
digitalcraft, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
xNocturnalSunx wrote:
You were most likely dropped from the group, and then was automatically ported to your home.
Nope, I finished the quest to kill the ugly woman at the end ;)
Well they could have been nice and dropped you at the end. Also, I guess you could have kept on playing.
Not that it's a good thing but, I remember sometimes being out late and having to drive like 60 miles home and it was almost like I was on cruise control. I remember leaving and a few flashes here and there of the trip but it mostly felt like I slept through it.
Maybe, when really tired, the brain shuts down unneeded things like memory. Guess you don't need to remember how you got home so long as you actually did so safely. The problem might be if you see a "bridge is out" sign and your brain forgets that by the time you get up to it. lol
This is basically what I figured. I've done plenty of things while too tired to remember. :P
Die! Die die die. die die die die, die die. - Scarlet Briar
yeah, that definitely makes sense. Especially when you go the same way home every day after work. You're sort of zoned out but you still manage to pay attention to all the people around you. Weird how that happens.
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