Random Moments of Pure HumorFollow

Ever have those times when you are half-asleep, grinding, or doing (insert mundane repetitive boring task here), and suddenly something happens and you just crack up laughing?

I call those, Random Moments of Humor, hehe. I just had one earlier in fact.

Here I was, in Feralas killing Gordunni Ogres for that stupid quest that wants you to kill 8 Brutes, 8 Shamans and 8 Warlocks.... only the stupid Warlocks are only like 1 ogre here and there, so I end up killing 50+ ogres hoping to see an ultra-rare shaman or a warlock.

I came across a hordie (I'm playing my Alliance Shaman) and he's fighting this ogre. He's a fellow shaman, and so I watch a moment, and then he kills his ogre, and his Searing Totem attacks a nearby ogre, and...

Gordunni Brute says: "Raarr!!! Me smash Searing Totem IV!"

I dunno why, but I just cracked up laughing at that, I couldn't help it...

I swear, I SO wanna macro something like that, haha.

Edited, Apr 29th 2008 10:03pm by Zariamnk

Their sad voices... fading in the wind...

You could have made a bridge... they wouldnt be dead...


I... I need a moment here...

I've noticed that mobs that say your race, if aggroed by a pet, will say the pets names, which comes off strangely.

I was fighting some undead pirates in Wetlands on my hunter when they exclaimed "Oh, a Hobbes for me to kill." I guess they get those a lot.

Yeah, I knew why the ogre said what he did, it is just funny to see that lol.

Tonight, during Kael, our raid leader dropped a Pony Keg. Of course, we all took part. When Phase 1 started, our anounce was drunk.

"Thaladred setsh eyesh on ..."

Of course, my all time favorite:

"Enraged Crusher becomes enraged!"

Haalum <Corruptor of Air> in Shadowmoon Valley is a quest mob with a few totems around him. While destroying the totems I got a 'dodge' result on one of my melee swings. Very agile totems /nod

One time, I was doing Arathi Basin with my Warlock, who was then somewhere between level 30 and 39. I was attacked by a warrior while I was defending LM, and my instincts told me to fear, since he was mauling me pretty bad. Fear worked, he started running towards the cliff, he got out of fear and ran down the cliff.

Another time, my Dwarf paladin, who was level 28 at the time, was fishing in one of the Barrens Oasis, and I decided to wear "civilian" clothes, just for the heck of it. An undead warrior, level 16, attacked me, and I beat him to death with my fishing pole, while his two friends were watching. This resulted in his friends applauding me, and bowing before me, which almost made me fall off my chair laughing at the poor unfortunate warrior.

I also just LOVE random moments of stupidity (on my part, or of other players), like rogues who forget to stealth while asked to sap something, healers who back up into a group of mobs, warriors who intercept the completely wrong mob and, of course, warlocks who have themselves soulstoned, and after a wipe, the self-resurrect by accident, which means that they die two times in the same fight. These moments of stupidity are even more epic when, despite the giant stupid mistake, the group still manages to survive with minimum damage.

my dumbest and probably funniest that I can think although no one else will really thinks it is...
I just recently broken my shoulder and I was at home on some pain medication playing wow.. Anyhoo I was in winterspring and had to go afk for a minute so I went into some trees and hid there. When I came back I went to move out of the trees but forgot the direction I needed to go since there were mobs surrounding the tree. As I was turning to get my bearings straight I thought a mob or something came at me through the tree and I fricking jumped back almost knocked my chair over... Since I scared the crap out of myself and jumped back so violently I tweaked the crap out of my shoulder at which point I was in agonizing pain.
I started laughing almost instantly at my stupidity.
I never thought it was possible to be in so much pain and laugh at yourself at the same time.
Um yea so I scared the crap out of myself in wow heh

I joined an AV with a guildie who's priest just hit 70. We get to FWGY and are attacked by 3 horde, a druid(healer) rogue and warrior. The tauren druid gets mind controlled by my priest friend, who promptly gets turned into road kill by his fellow melee teammates. We then finish off the warr/rogue easily while we LOL at them.

Some of these are really good.

I was doing arena against a mage/druid combo with my warlock friend and my hunter. We're just thinking of getting our 10 games in although we are still very competitive when we play.

Anyways, we get in and start the fight. We can only see the mage, so we try to DPS her down asap. Out pops the druid for heals and its a totally different fight.

We finally get the mage to drop after the lock fears the druid, but I die at the exact same time. So, its just my lock friend and a resto druid to go.

What proceeds is me laughing so hard I had to leave my room. The druid had close to no DPS and my lock friend was oom. So he lifetaps a few, fears, dots, and keeps wanding. The druid pops out, heals, and gets back to bear. My friend lifetaps some more, fears, fears, fears, and bandages again.

My friend bandaged 4 times before the druid finally took him down. I kept watching all excited like for a possible win but the fight takes so long I just start laughing and laughing at my buddy trying his darndest to no avail. It was gold.

P.S: The druid finally got smart after the fourth time and shifted out for a moonfire before the fear.

Well, I did something pretty stupid the other night and I just had to laugh at myself. We were in Kara and we had cleared all of the essential bosses including one shotting prince (A lot of luck with the elementals this week). Anyway we come up to that high co-ordination fight that is Netherspite.

We had wiped a couple of times because the some people aren't used to the fight and couldn't get the idea of intercepting the beam right. Anyway, we are ready to go, the MT tells me to MD and we are ready to go. I am not quite sure how it happened, but I completely forgot to MD and charge in with 'Leeroy Jenkins' style enthusiasm.

Pretty soon we have one dead Hunter. Normally, I don't like the term Huntard because for every bad Hunter there is a good one, just like every other class, but I was definitely a Huntard in this case.

I copped it from the rest of my guildies when I logged on the net day as well. It won't be happening again.

Searing Totem VII has defeated Mogor! All hail Searing Totem VII!

Edited, May 1st 2008 12:45am by Raglu

A warrior/priest team I know duoed Sunken Temple at 60. Eranikus mind controls the priest. What's the first ability he uses?


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