Shaolinz wrote:
I realize this is a massive, massive over generalization but I gotta be honest: most rogues I've met haven't necessarily been...well, intelligent.
Some examples recently:
-Pre-BC, me and my guild were in AQ40 when one of the other hunters in our guild said "I just drank a mongoose potion, so I'll invariably die on this pull." One of our rogues in the guild asked "what's that word mean?". Shocked by the stupidity of the question, I just quickly responded with "not a variable". Most of us believed that would be the end of it, then the rogue asked "What's a variable?" The rogue is a freshman in college.
-One time (post-BC) I was the leader in a Ramparts run. Having never been in the ramparts before though, I didn't know what target priorities were. I kindly asked in the party chat this simple question, when I got a /w from our rogue (not the same one) asking what a priority was.
-One time (post BC) when debating damage formulas with another warrior over Ventrilo, another completely different rogue logs on to the server. He hears me saying "the damage is basically your attack power squared times .3". He then asks over ventrilo "omg since when did warriors get an AoE?". I, thinking he was talking about whirlwind, said we've always had it. He quickly corrects me and goes "no, the thing about how you said whirlwind does square damage".
-In HP, I was attacked by a level 70 rogue while I was killing a mob. I finished off the mob and, looking for an escape, realized that I was on top of a pretty big hill. I stunned said rogue, and jumped off said hill. I survived the fall, taking about 2000 damage and bandaged. I figured that would be the end of it, but lo and behold here comes Mr. 70 rogue jumping off the cliff as well. The fall nearly kills him (he's flashing red) and then to top things off, he SITS DOWN AND BEGINS EATING. I execute him, taking advantage of the situation and basically got a free HK.
I hate to see rogues fit this stereotype, but sadly a LOT of them do. I guess playing with poisons all the time, it dosen't do their brains very well...
Some examples recently:
-Pre-BC, me and my guild were in AQ40 when one of the other hunters in our guild said "I just drank a mongoose potion, so I'll invariably die on this pull." One of our rogues in the guild asked "what's that word mean?". Shocked by the stupidity of the question, I just quickly responded with "not a variable". Most of us believed that would be the end of it, then the rogue asked "What's a variable?" The rogue is a freshman in college.
-One time (post-BC) I was the leader in a Ramparts run. Having never been in the ramparts before though, I didn't know what target priorities were. I kindly asked in the party chat this simple question, when I got a /w from our rogue (not the same one) asking what a priority was.
-One time (post BC) when debating damage formulas with another warrior over Ventrilo, another completely different rogue logs on to the server. He hears me saying "the damage is basically your attack power squared times .3". He then asks over ventrilo "omg since when did warriors get an AoE?". I, thinking he was talking about whirlwind, said we've always had it. He quickly corrects me and goes "no, the thing about how you said whirlwind does square damage".
-In HP, I was attacked by a level 70 rogue while I was killing a mob. I finished off the mob and, looking for an escape, realized that I was on top of a pretty big hill. I stunned said rogue, and jumped off said hill. I survived the fall, taking about 2000 damage and bandaged. I figured that would be the end of it, but lo and behold here comes Mr. 70 rogue jumping off the cliff as well. The fall nearly kills him (he's flashing red) and then to top things off, he SITS DOWN AND BEGINS EATING. I execute him, taking advantage of the situation and basically got a free HK.
I hate to see rogues fit this stereotype, but sadly a LOT of them do. I guess playing with poisons all the time, it dosen't do their brains very well...
FTFY
GG.
XD
Edited, Jan 22nd 2007 10:31am by Bludfury

