Every time someone spells it ROUGE - take a drink.
Every time someone posts a "Was this a ninja?" thread, take a drink. Take another if it descends into an argument about the Pristine Hide of the Beast.
Every time someone asks "Wut r the best way 2 make money?" - take a drink. Finish the bottle when they are told to fish.
EDIT: Oh, and take a drink every time someone asks what the best race / class combo is.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 7:38am EDT by Rubytitania
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Add some southern to that comfort, and we've got a party :)
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Add some southern to that comfort, and we've got a party :)
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A roll of the Dice, lowest dice roll drinks first. Then start in on the Quarter shots, Higher and Lower (with a deck of cards), then move on to Darts (start at 20 and go to 1) 3 darts each turn and hit all the numbers you can (20,19,18) on a perfect throw and you would have no drinks (hit the 20 first and you have no drinks) but miss the 20 and you drink until your 3 darts are up or until you hit it on your second or third throw.
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Everytime a post starts off with "I'm sorry if this was asked before....."
Take a drink.
Take a drink.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you!
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Every time someone asks what the best way to level is, take a drink.
Every time someone asks how class X is supposed to defeat class Y in single PvP, take a drink.
Every time someone asks where Mankirk's wife is...oops, that's Barrens chat.
Every time someone asks how class X is supposed to defeat class Y in single PvP, take a drink.
Every time someone asks where Mankirk's wife is...oops, that's Barrens chat.
Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
Everytime someone makes a thread asking why Alliance sucks in BGs, take a drink...
(In-Game) Everytime Alliance lets the Horde get the 4-cap in AB because "OMGZ!!!THE HORDEZ HAVE CAPPED STABLEZ!!WE MUST PR0TECT STABLEZ!!!EVERYONE TO STABLEZ!!!" take a drink...
Everytime a new player who made his first toon as Alliance, to then to be sucked into PvP, only to realize just how horrendous Alliance are at the BGs, scraps his character to reroll Horde, take a drink...
Ok, I guess that last one doesn't work so good, but take a drink anyway dammit, FOR THE HORDE!!!
(In-Game) Everytime Alliance lets the Horde get the 4-cap in AB because "OMGZ!!!THE HORDEZ HAVE CAPPED STABLEZ!!WE MUST PR0TECT STABLEZ!!!EVERYONE TO STABLEZ!!!" take a drink...
Everytime a new player who made his first toon as Alliance, to then to be sucked into PvP, only to realize just how horrendous Alliance are at the BGs, scraps his character to reroll Horde, take a drink...
Ok, I guess that last one doesn't work so good, but take a drink anyway dammit, FOR THE HORDE!!!
Scarlet Crusade
Main: [url="http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Drachzul"]Drachzul[/url]
Raid Spec:0/21/40 PvP Spec: SL/SL or Full Affliction
Twink: [url="http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Naji"]Naji[/url]
0/17/3
Main: [url="http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Drachzul"]Drachzul[/url]
Raid Spec:0/21/40 PvP Spec: SL/SL or Full Affliction
Twink: [url="http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Naji"]Naji[/url]
0/17/3
Every time a thread devolves into Gankers vs Carebears take a drink.
Every time you see someone post a 'breaking news' thread 2 days after the first one appeared take a drink.
Every time you see someone claim a thread, hell, just take the whole damn bottle.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 8:19am EDT by Muggins
Every time you see someone post a 'breaking news' thread 2 days after the first one appeared take a drink.
Every time you see someone claim a thread, hell, just take the whole damn bottle.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 8:19am EDT by Muggins
Istril - 70 Warrior
'Feral paladins should tank better than elemental warriors but subtlety warlocks should do the most dps.' - LordBEEF
'Feral paladins should tank better than elemental warriors but subtlety warlocks should do the most dps.' - LordBEEF
I'M SORRY IF THIS WAS ASKED B4, THIS MIGHT BE OFFTOPIC, BUT I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT MY ROUGE. WHAT IS A GUD DAGGER? SHOULD I BUY THE DAGGER USING GOLD FROM THE SITE <URL Removed>? I KNOW ROUGES ARE A TUFF JOB TO PLAY AND I KIND OF WANTED TO MAKE HIM A TWINK, JUST LIKE Allakhazam! ALSO, WHAT R THE BEST PROFESSIONS? WHAT R THE BEST WAY 2 MAKE MONEY FOR MY TWINK ROUGE? IS TAUREN THE BEST RACE FOR ROUGES? WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO LEVEL? HOW DO ROUGES BEAT ALL THE OTHER CLASSES IN PVP? ALSO, SHOULD I START ON A PVP SERVER OR ARE CAREBEAR SERVERS BETTER?
+1
Edit: oh hey, apparently you can't type the name of a certain martial artist, as it's changed automatically to Allakhazam! =D
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 11:16am EDT by FFATMA
+1
Edit: oh hey, apparently you can't type the name of a certain martial artist, as it's changed automatically to Allakhazam! =D
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 11:16am EDT by FFATMA
this thread delivers. Rate ups all around
Rule #Ä: 1 drink when someone asks "can we talk about pie now?"
Rule #É: 1 drink if there is a necropost
Rule #¶: 3 drinks if people reply to said necropost without realizing necroposting was going on.
Rule #©: 3 drinks for a "zomg nerf" or "zomgwtfbbqhax" post
Rule #µ: 5 drinks if someone makes a whole /butthurt thread about being told to read the FAQ
Rule #ò: Chug if said poster crys and says "I'm never coming back here again!"
Rule #ƒ: 1 drink every time Bruce Campbell gets hit in the head during the graveyard scene
Rule #É: 1 drink if there is a necropost
Rule #¶: 3 drinks if people reply to said necropost without realizing necroposting was going on.
Rule #©: 3 drinks for a "zomg nerf" or "zomgwtfbbqhax" post
Rule #µ: 5 drinks if someone makes a whole /butthurt thread about being told to read the FAQ
Rule #ò: Chug if said poster crys and says "I'm never coming back here again!"
Rule #ƒ: 1 drink every time Bruce Campbell gets hit in the head during the graveyard scene
Justice was right... details do make the girls sweat.
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Rule: Take a drink anytime a DING I hit 60 post is created.
Quote:
Everytime a new player who made his first toon as Alliance, to then to be sucked into PvP, only to realize just how horrendous Alliance are at the BGs, scraps his character to reroll Horde, take a drink...
Wow, you just got my whole WoW life story in the sentence almost except the part where I was too lazy to get back up to 40 with a shammy, so I then went back to my dwarf rogue =P
Oh and...
Drink every time someone makes a new thread about the mount update.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 12:11pm EDT by Mandreekel
Take a drink everytime a Paladin says he needed the cloth robe, or the hunter said he needed the leather, or the warrior says he needed the bow....
Also, drink everytime someone starts a new thread just to continue the discussion of his earlier thread 5 lines down (*coughbluerangercough*)
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 12:15pm EDT by striveldt
Also, drink everytime someone starts a new thread just to continue the discussion of his earlier thread 5 lines down (*coughbluerangercough*)
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 12:15pm EDT by striveldt
Striveldt
FFXIV: Lancer, Fisher, Culinarian
FFXI: DRK 55, WAR 30, THF 27, DRG 27 (all retired)
WoW: Hunter 70, Warrior 29, Druid 26, Warlock 22, Shaman 19 (all retired)
EQII: Shadowknight 36 (retired)
FFXIV: Lancer, Fisher, Culinarian
FFXI: DRK 55, WAR 30, THF 27, DRG 27 (all retired)
WoW: Hunter 70, Warrior 29, Druid 26, Warlock 22, Shaman 19 (all retired)
EQII: Shadowknight 36 (retired)
FFATMA wrote:
I'M SORRY IF THIS WAS ASKED B4, THIS MIGHT BE OFFTOPIC, BUT I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT MY ROUGE. WHAT IS A GUD DAGGER? SHOULD I BUY THE DAGGER USING GOLD FROM THE SITE <URL Removed>? I KNOW ROUGES ARE A TUFF JOB TO PLAY AND I KIND OF WANTED TO MAKE HIM A TWINK, JUST LIKE Allakhazam! ALSO, WHAT R THE BEST PROFESSIONS? WHAT R THE BEST WAY 2 MAKE MONEY FOR MY TWINK ROUGE? IS TAUREN THE BEST RACE FOR ROUGES? WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO LEVEL? HOW DO ROUGES BEAT ALL THE OTHER CLASSES IN PVP? ALSO, SHOULD I START ON A PVP SERVER OR ARE CAREBEAR SERVERS BETTER?
+1
+1
roflmfao, you've killed us all with alcohol poisoning...WHY? GOD, WHY?!
Quote:
Rule: Take a drink anytime a DING I hit 60 post is created.
Hey! I quite like these posts. I can't wait til I can make one myself, in fact I'll do one right now!
"DING! I HIT 60!! ZOMG PWNZ0RS T3H N00BXORZ!! IMA GO RAID DEADMINES NOW AND THEN DO SOMETHING STUPID AND SPEND ALL MY MONEY NOW I"M BROKE AND CANT GET GOOD GEAR!" hehe, that's what i'm gonna say when i hit 60 =)
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 12:24pm EDT by Luciene
I give up....you win....
*Summons meteors of fire down upon you*
Oh, I guess I lied....o.O
"All Light Ends in DarKness"-The Almighty Malachi
*Summons meteors of fire down upon you*
Oh, I guess I lied....o.O
"All Light Ends in DarKness"-The Almighty Malachi
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Rule: Take a drink anytime a DING I hit 60 post is created.
Rule: Take a drink anytime a DING I hit 60 post is created.
Hey! I quite like these posts. I can't wait til I can make one myself, in fact I'll do one right now!
Oh, I have no problems with these threads, I just thought the idea was to get drunk!!
Oh the idea is indeed to get drunk...and what more do you like to do when buzzin than rant about stupid posters :P
Striveldt
FFXIV: Lancer, Fisher, Culinarian
FFXI: DRK 55, WAR 30, THF 27, DRG 27 (all retired)
WoW: Hunter 70, Warrior 29, Druid 26, Warlock 22, Shaman 19 (all retired)
EQII: Shadowknight 36 (retired)
FFXIV: Lancer, Fisher, Culinarian
FFXI: DRK 55, WAR 30, THF 27, DRG 27 (all retired)
WoW: Hunter 70, Warrior 29, Druid 26, Warlock 22, Shaman 19 (all retired)
EQII: Shadowknight 36 (retired)
Rule Number XXX - Take a drink whenever xBluerangerx makes a thread or Barrelhunter makes a survey.
It's just too bad we are all posting from work. ;( No drinx for joo!
...and
This should be the new FAQ. Add a catchy title like ZOMGEPIXXXXX HERE, a few shorts answers, and get the sucker stickied. :)
It's just too bad we are all posting from work. ;( No drinx for joo!
...and
FFATMA wrote:
I'M SORRY IF THIS WAS ASKED B4, THIS MIGHT BE OFFTOPIC, BUT I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT MY ROUGE. WHAT IS A GUD DAGGER? SHOULD I BUY THE DAGGER USING GOLD FROM THE SITE <URL Removed>? I KNOW ROUGES ARE A TUFF JOB TO PLAY AND I KIND OF WANTED TO MAKE HIM A TWINK, JUST LIKE Allakhazam! ALSO, WHAT R THE BEST PROFESSIONS? WHAT R THE BEST WAY 2 MAKE MONEY FOR MY TWINK ROUGE? IS TAUREN THE BEST RACE FOR ROUGES? WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO LEVEL? HOW DO ROUGES BEAT ALL THE OTHER CLASSES IN PVP? ALSO, SHOULD I START ON A PVP SERVER OR ARE CAREBEAR SERVERS BETTER?
This should be the new FAQ. Add a catchy title like ZOMGEPIXXXXX HERE, a few shorts answers, and get the sucker stickied. :)
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Quote:
This should be the new FAQ. Add a catchy title like ZOMGEPIXXXXX HERE, a few shorts answers, and get the sucker stickied. :)
Brilliant!
Take a drink every time you see a poster with less than 20 posts.
Now take a drink for every post that Mazra
's in 
Now take a drink for every post that Mazra
's in 
jpaugh wrote:
rule #4 Everytime somebody asks a question which could have easily been answered by reading the FAQ take a drink
I just got wasted in 30 seconds in the Trade Skills forum X_x
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Take a drink every time someone from <The Fifth Star> posts.
Drunkville, here I come!
Drunkville, here I come!
Anetheron- Saeros, NE Druid <The Fifth Star>
Rule #Eleventy-billion: Take a drink every time someone says a party has no right to make a Shadow Priest or a Feral Druid heal. And then backs it up with their own story: drink again. And then gets beaten down intellectually: take a drink to congratulate yourself.
Rule #6x9=42: Take a drink everytime one of the following videos/threads are linked:
Tunak Tunak dance showing off the Draenei male
25k Shaman crit
Leeroy Jenkins
World of Roguecraft (references to this count as well)
And hoist a toast whenever an Illegal Danish video is hosted, because that is fine entertainment.
Rule #Omega: Take a drink whenever a topic beings with "OT but..."
Rule #deadbabyjokes: Take a drink whenever I type too much, you get bored, and move on. Yes, this includes the Trade Skill Forum Sticky.
Rule #6x9=42: Take a drink everytime one of the following videos/threads are linked:
Tunak Tunak dance showing off the Draenei male
25k Shaman crit
Leeroy Jenkins
World of Roguecraft (references to this count as well)
And hoist a toast whenever an Illegal Danish video is hosted, because that is fine entertainment.
Rule #Omega: Take a drink whenever a topic beings with "OT but..."
Rule #deadbabyjokes: Take a drink whenever I type too much, you get bored, and move on. Yes, this includes the Trade Skill Forum Sticky.
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If you claim a page, drink a cement mixer.
Justice was right... details do make the girls sweat.
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All these fancy rules...
I'll stick with the ol standby rule, Drink everytime you get your hands on anything containing alcohol.
I'll stick with the ol standby rule, Drink everytime you get your hands on anything containing alcohol.
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