Edit: I'm not sure why my last sets of /quotes are not working. Just look for the tags and pretend :)
*sigh* Wow, that was quite a rant cadmiu...lemme respond to this a bit at a time.
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1. i dont like looking like i couldnt sh*t in a toilet less then a micrometer from my buttox
What?
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2. shaman ='s easy mode. i leveled my shaman to 30 in about 2days of game time and my pally on the other hand in a little more then 3. and i felt more challenged playing alliance
You must work in tv infomercials. That is a fine display of an anecdotal study. You win at life.
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3. after watching an MC horde guild and an MC alliance guild (and now playing the alliance in MC) people say dwarf is easy mode for MC. only one boss fears... besides if you were smart like you say you are you keep one tank off to the side away from the battle so they can go in and pick up mag when your tank goes running his *** through a snot ball and into a wall.
I have not been able to decypher what your point is here. You need to work on making more sense.
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4. i like killing horde
Good for you. I like killing [insert opposing faction here] too.
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5. i dont like barrens chat
Neither do I. I'm sure there is NO place in alliance territory that has that problem.
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6. i dont like living in the prehistoric age
Well then it's a good thing you're not. You live in the 21st century. Ohhhh, you meant in-game. Well, you still aren't. The word 'prehistoric' literally means before history. If you had been paying attention at all in game, there is history everywhere, in both factions. Perhaps you should go 'research' those facts some more.
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7. i like how when i was 42 a 34 orc attacked my 42 shadow priest
I like how when I was a 34 undead I killed a 42 shadow priest. I did have one question here: what level was your shadow priest again?
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8. i like how when i was 44 a 60 hunter and a 35 hunter attacked me and i killed the 35 before the 60 killed me... talk about bad and stupid.
You seem very proud about killing people 10 levels below you.
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9. i like the fact that horde cant kill alliance level 60s by themselves so they go down to duskwood and gank level 24's
I kill alli 60's by myself all the time. That's what rogues do. I have never been to duskwood.
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10. both horde and alliance have 7 year old boys and girls... only difference is they cant get past 40 so they switch to horde.
This must be some more of those well researched facts you were talking about, Mr. Anec McDotalson.
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11. i can still find how every WSG game gets dominated by horde, then me and 3 other friends go in there thats 4 for you stupid people who play horde, and still win when we are the only people doing anything
Yes, I'm sure it's just you four (wait, was it four...now I'm confused) against 10 horde. I'm sure they are laid in waste before your mighty wrath, their heads adorning pikes upon the roof of your hold. I'm sure of it.
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12. have so many friends that play alliance that when i tried to play with my horde friends i went back just to gank their ugly asses
Again, you make no sense. When you played with your horde friends you went back to gank your alliance friends' ugly asses? Sentence structure is your friend, my friend.
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13. i used to kite a tauren druid through STV from around the middle all the way down to booty bay. just keep shielding and fearing till they followed me into booty bay and died.... can you say dumb as sh*t.
Who is more foolish, you for kiting a bot and being proud of it, or the bot for following you. Well, seeing as how the bot is incapable of deviating from it's preset behaviour, I would vote for you. People don't kite well, they get tired of running after something they can't hit. Bots don't mind at all. It's also a good thing that there are no bots on alliance side that the horde can kite. Nosiree.
[quote]14. i dont like how alliance hunters cant FD in gadget and have the guards run away but when orcs do it... guards leave em alone. [/quote]
This was a list of reasons you like alliance. That is an interesting reason to like alliance. You have the organizational skills of a sack of dead crickets. I also think you are full of crap.
[quote]15. i like how i find horde hunters FD and i still attack them. [/quote]
I like how I find alliance hunters FD and I still attack them. Yay us!!!
[quote] 16. last but not least. while my group made some water and such standing right outside scholo not right by the instance but outside the door. 1 single 58 priest attacked all of us 60's, me a shadow priest still at the time level 60, a 60 might warrior, a 60 arcanist mage, a 60 lawbringer pally, and a 60 felheart/nemesis warlock.... i mean talk about stupid... he was dead in less time then i could cast mind blast for cryin out loud.... [/quote]
Soooo, your group of five 60's spanked at lone 58. Wow. Just wow. That has to be the most amazing story I've ever heard. Stupid of him? No, he was probably just bored. Stupid of you for finding that such an amazing story? Most certainly.
[quote] i hope you are able to read all this with out pissin your pants off. [/quote]
Pissing one's pants
off would require an exit velocity of said urine that the human body is simply unable to produce (not to mention shoddy bladder control). So I suppose EVERYONE was able to live up to your hope.
[quote] one more i forgot.
17. most horde players are very very rude and have no since of ethics. When i played horde... the guild leaders of all three guilds i tried where all mean as hell and didnt want to do anything unless it benefitted them. they wouldnt help with guild runs of any instance unless he would definetely get something out of it. and lots of the instances i did fail cause people had this sense that the point of instances is to run to the boss and kill nothing between and wipe a billion times. [/quote]
No since of ethics? That's an amazing typo, being that the e and i are on different sides of the keyboard. Lrn2proof. As far as the guilds go, yes, mean people exist in this world. They also tend to be meaner to stupid people, so I can understand your predicament. If your groups would try to run to a boss without killing anything in between, then they were also quite stupid. This leads me to try my own anecdotal study, and sense :) you have so much experience in this field, maybe you can tell me how I've done.
*clears throat* Stupid people flock together.
Edited, Sep 20th 2006 at 11:40am EDT by BadmonkeyRogue