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#52 Sep 04 2006 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
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#54 Sep 05 2006 at 9:39 PM Rating: Default
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barrens...nuff said
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#55 Sep 05 2006 at 11:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I picked Aliance because there is only one cool looking guy on the Horde side and it's a Tarren and well im racest to monsters they all need to be hacked on so i picked a Huamn....Woot Aliance FTW
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#56 Sep 07 2006 at 6:25 PM Rating: Decent
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well choosing an ally was a tough choice, because all my freinds are lvl 60 hordes. and they promised to twink me, and run me through raids to level me, give me stuff, and so on. But for some reason, i just plain dont like the horde. Heres a list why i dont like the horde

1. they look ugly imo, and if im going to have to have a character to identify myself, i like looking at myself as a handsome young man, not an ugly green troll

2. the areas for the horde at the begining are just plain bad. theyre all deserty, and i like lush forests, not plain deserty plains

3. i agree with some above posters, even my freinds who are hordes i can say they are mean to the ally's. they swear hordes pwn allys every time all the time in bg's, that horde characters are so ganked compared to us, and that we suzorz

so i decided on alliance, even if my freinds are hordes. i play on a server in they;re batltegroup so i can still make an ally on a pvp server and also so i can still have a horde char on my freinds server. its worked out so far but. . . .. .i miss havng ganked out stuff ;(
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#57 Sep 12 2006 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I used to think the tauren were the SWEETEST chars EVER from WC3...Big mean powerful and unstoppable. The fact that blizzard made them look so friendly and just plain ugly with armor on in WoW turned me off from them, otherwise I would have been horde..And just the fact that a gnome has the chance to beat you up (if ur a tauren) kinda seemed embarassing since it was bound to happen sooner or later on PVP lol..........SO i picked my next favorite race _--->>> the humans on the alliance side
#58 Sep 12 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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For the same reason I chose my server. My irl friends that play are alliance.
#59 Sep 12 2006 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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i chose alliance for a few reasons... but only after leveling both a shamman and a pally past 30.
1. i dont like looking like i couldnt sh*t in a toilet less then a micrometer from my buttox
2. shaman ='s easy mode. i leveled my shaman to 30 in about 2days of game time and my pally on the other hand in a little more then 3. and i felt more challenged playing alliance
3. after watching an MC horde guild and an MC alliance guild (and now playing the alliance in MC) people say dwarf is easy mode for MC. only one boss fears... besides if you were smart like you say you are you keep one tank off to the side away from the battle so they can go in and pick up mag when your tank goes running his *** through a snot ball and into a wall.
4. i like killing horde
5. i dont like barrens chat
6. i dont like living in the prehistoric age
7. i like how when i was 42 a 34 orc attacked my 42 shadow priest
8. i like how when i was 44 a 60 hunter and a 35 hunter attacked me and i killed the 35 before the 60 killed me... talk about bad and stupid.
9. i like the fact that horde cant kill alliance level 60s by themselves so they go down to duskwood and gank level 24's
10. both horde and alliance have 7 year old boys and girls... only difference is they cant get past 40 so they switch to horde.
11. i can still find how every WSG game gets dominated by horde, then me and 3 other friends go in there thats 4 for you stupid people who play horde, and still win when we are the only people doing anything
12. have so many friends that play alliance that when i tried to play with my horde friends i went back just to gank their ugly asses
13. i used to kite a tauren druid through STV from around the middle all the way down to booty bay. just keep shielding and fearing till they followed me into booty bay and died.... can you say dumb as sh*t.
14. i dont like how alliance hunters cant FD in gadget and have the guards run away but when orcs do it... guards leave em alone.
15. i like how i find horde hunters FD and i still attack them.
16. last but not least. while my group made some water and such standing right outside scholo not right by the instance but outside the door. 1 single 58 priest attacked all of us 60's, me a shadow priest still at the time level 60, a 60 might warrior, a 60 arcanist mage, a 60 lawbringer pally, and a 60 felheart/nemesis warlock.... i mean talk about stupid... he was dead in less time then i could cast mind blast for cryin out loud....

i hope you are able to read all this with out pissin your pants off.

one more i forgot.
17. most horde players are very very rude and have no since of ethics. When i played horde... the guild leaders of all three guilds i tried where all mean as hell and didnt want to do anything unless it benefitted them. they wouldnt help with guild runs of any instance unless he would definetely get something out of it. and lots of the instances i did fail cause people had this sense that the point of instances is to run to the boss and kill nothing between and wipe a billion times.


Edited, Sep 13th 2006 at 7:02pm EDT by cadmiu
#60 Sep 12 2006 at 6:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess to stay away from immature horde players like Innin, would that be a good enough reason why I chosed Alliance over the horde? Or could I say I have more friends in real life encluding my girlfriend that I play with that rather much play on the alliance? If so thats why I play on this "Not so Gay" faction.
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P.s. I've met alot more nicer ppl on the Alliance then being on the horde.
#61 Sep 15 2006 at 4:28 AM Rating: Decent
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I choose the alliance cause of the hot female night elf and the hot female human.


sad sad man...

i just chose alliance because my friends were already here.
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#62 Sep 15 2006 at 4:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I must say to an extent i agree with what mithra said. The most annoying alliance players i've met are the ones who in battlegrounds give up when the horde get a minor lead.

as to why i play alliance i played night elves in WC3 i enjoyed their faction as it played quite differently then the others.

Edited, Sep 15th 2006 at 9:01am EDT by Greywn
#63 Sep 16 2006 at 4:29 AM Rating: Decent
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cadmiu, you know you're being slightly biased, right? half of the things you said are applicable to the alliance too.
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#64 Sep 16 2006 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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The Allience cities are the best i hate thunder bluff and Ogrimmar the only thing i see good about the Horde is the Undead city and race. The Human starting place is the best in the game and allience dont look weird and thats another bonus. =D
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#65 Sep 16 2006 at 3:49 PM Rating: Decent
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cadmiu, you know you're being slightly biased, right? half of the things you said are applicable to the alliance too.


i hope you know that every damn thing in this thread is an opinion, which opinions mean nothing. which is what bias information is, an opinion, so why dont you take your opinion and shove it up your GREEN HORDE ***!
#66 Sep 16 2006 at 5:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Orcs pwn humans run like they have a stick up their ***, dwarf chicks are ugly and why do u want to look pretty anyway the point of the game is to smash things with a hammer or burn them your not gonna look pretty doing that anyway, the cities are better organized though i give you that i play both of them but im focusing more on the alliance right now
#67 Sep 16 2006 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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cadmiu wrote:
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cadmiu, you know you're being slightly biased, right? half of the things you said are applicable to the alliance too.


i hope you know that every damn thing in this thread is an opinion, which opinions mean nothing. which is what bias information is, an opinion, so why dont you take your opinion and shove it up your GREEN HORDE ***!


Lay off the motor oil, ******... There's such a thing as a good opinion, and there's also such a thing as a bad opinion. Being biased, like yourself, is being one with a bad opinion. Also, opinions DO mean something, to say that is to be naive and inexperienced. Therefore, to be biased means something, namely to prejudice.

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so why dont you take your opinion and shove it up your GREEN HORDE ***!
Seriously, don't take the game so seriously. Insulting people for which faction they play in is lame.

Just leave...
#68 Sep 16 2006 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Orcs pwn humans run like they have a stick up their ***, dwarf chicks are ugly and why do u want to look pretty anyway the point of the game is to smash things with a hammer or burn them your not gonna look pretty doing that anyway, the cities are better organized though i give you that i play both of them but im focusing more on the alliance right now


Wait... did you just insult the Alliance for being "pretty," then just say that you're playing alliance more?

...okay...

By the way, you contradicted yourself a little bit when you said
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dwarf chicks are ugly and why do u want to look pretty anyway


Just a heads up...

And another thing:
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the point of the game is to smash things with a hammer or burn them


Uh... Nope. Sorry, that's not entirely the point of the game.

If you play through the game with that mentality, then you're mistaken...
#69 Sep 18 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Lay off the motor oil, ******... There's such a thing as a good opinion, and there's also such a thing as a bad opinion. Being biased, like yourself, is being one with a bad opinion. Also, opinions DO mean something, to say that is to be naive and inexperienced. Therefore, to be biased means something, namely to prejudice.


ok for one when you are majoring in Television production and news casting. you do learn things such as OPINIONS DONT MATTER. why? because opinions are always. and i mean always partially biased. they are never completely factual. thats why reporters such as myself spend countless hours that you may never learn about trying to find facts. its harder then you think. your boss tells you to do a 5 min. story on subject x. 5 min. of subject x is actually going to be about 3 min. just because there simply is not enough fact to base your suposedely unbiased story off of. hope that gives you a perspective of how reporters look at the world and how you are not always right
#70 Sep 18 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought reporters were supposed to be articulate O.o...

But anyway...I actually play both sides, but I see myself far more as an alliance player. I can't say why for certain...to be honest, the race that caught my eye the most when I first got the game was a Tauren. But be that as it may, I picked humans for a variety of reasons...

I made a guess that there would probably be more humans than there would be of just about anything else. I didn't at this point have any idea how the races starting areas would be organised, how long it would take for the alliance/horde races to converge, or really what I'd be dealing with. Picking a human seemed a sure bet that I would have plenty of people to play with, very early on.

Also, whatever character I picked I knew I was going to be looking at for a very, very long time...I wanted one that I knew I wouldn't get bored with. You can accuse me of some kind of cyber-rascism if you want...but all orcs look the same :t "No! No! He's olive green...he's sea green!"...okay...right...I know humans don't have any more options to set them apart than the other races do, but I just find it easier at a glance to tell one individual from another. I rarely see two humans that look exactly the same...most horde characters I've seen go with the "cool" looking features, and all come off as rather generic.

It was probably going to be either a human or a night elf one way or another, but I was put off night elves the moment I saw them...how anyone could say they're good looking is beyond me.


#71 Sep 18 2006 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
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alliance have better looking characters ( 'cept for dwarf women ;) )

and I agree that horde starting areas are EXTREMELY boring..and not enough players are ever starting a horde char, so when you're a low level there is no one you can see when starting to level up.

alliance ALWAYS have new chars in the making, so it's more fun...and the scenery is a lot brighter.

In conclusion...alliance people are hot, and horde are UGLY!!
#72 Sep 19 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I only made my character alliance because my best friend (online btw) had to switch from star wars galaxies (i played it too with her) to WoW, and she chose alliance. Even though she had to switch back to swg, i don't plan on rolling horde since i'm already lvl 45 >.>
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#73 Sep 19 2006 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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because my husband and father-in-law are both alliance (human mages)
#74 Sep 19 2006 at 6:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Dumb to call a whole faction "gay" but just as stupid to claim all horde are egotistcal jarkarses.

I can't believe that most of the reasons stated in this thread are about looks, actually yes I can. I started out as horde because my BF at the time introduced me to the game was horde. Have a 60 troll priest and 60 troll mage. Got bored of the horde and decided to roll a Nelf toon (another priest). They appealed to me because of their casting animations actually. Also I don't like playing short characters, just feels odd to me.

Just an FYI for everyone, there are enough jackasses to go around on both the horde and alliance.
#75 Sep 19 2006 at 7:29 PM Rating: Decent
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cadmiu wrote:
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Lay off the motor oil, ******... There's such a thing as a good opinion, and there's also such a thing as a bad opinion. Being biased, like yourself, is being one with a bad opinion. Also, opinions DO mean something, to say that is to be naive and inexperienced. Therefore, to be biased means something, namely to prejudice.


ok for one when you are majoring in Television production and news casting. you do learn things such as OPINIONS DONT MATTER. why? because opinions are always. and i mean always partially biased. they are never completely factual. thats why reporters such as myself spend countless hours that you may never learn about trying to find facts. its harder then you think. your boss tells you to do a 5 min. story on subject x. 5 min. of subject x is actually going to be about 3 min. just because there simply is not enough fact to base your suposedely unbiased story off of. hope that gives you a perspective of how reporters look at the world and how you are not always right


Get your head out of your ******* ***! Admit defeat! You can't state an opinion, then when someone says your being ignorant, cover up your *** with the "opinions don't matter" excuse! Way to cover your ***.

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i hope you know that every damn thing in this thread is an opinion, which opinions mean nothing. which is what bias information is, an opinion, so why dont you take your opinion and shove it up your GREEN HORDE ***!


And it's my opinion that you are completely ignorant and disregard the thoughts of anyone who opposes you. I play both sides idiot!
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#76 Sep 20 2006 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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*sigh* Wow, that was quite a rant cadmiu...lemme respond to this a bit at a time.

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1. i dont like looking like i couldnt sh*t in a toilet less then a micrometer from my buttox


What?

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2. shaman ='s easy mode. i leveled my shaman to 30 in about 2days of game time and my pally on the other hand in a little more then 3. and i felt more challenged playing alliance


You must work in tv infomercials. That is a fine display of an anecdotal study. You win at life.

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3. after watching an MC horde guild and an MC alliance guild (and now playing the alliance in MC) people say dwarf is easy mode for MC. only one boss fears... besides if you were smart like you say you are you keep one tank off to the side away from the battle so they can go in and pick up mag when your tank goes running his *** through a snot ball and into a wall.


I have not been able to decypher what your point is here. You need to work on making more sense.

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4. i like killing horde


Good for you. I like killing [insert opposing faction here] too.

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5. i dont like barrens chat


Neither do I. I'm sure there is NO place in alliance territory that has that problem.

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6. i dont like living in the prehistoric age


Well then it's a good thing you're not. You live in the 21st century. Ohhhh, you meant in-game. Well, you still aren't. The word 'prehistoric' literally means before history. If you had been paying attention at all in game, there is history everywhere, in both factions. Perhaps you should go 'research' those facts some more.

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7. i like how when i was 42 a 34 orc attacked my 42 shadow priest


I like how when I was a 34 undead I killed a 42 shadow priest. I did have one question here: what level was your shadow priest again?

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8. i like how when i was 44 a 60 hunter and a 35 hunter attacked me and i killed the 35 before the 60 killed me... talk about bad and stupid.


You seem very proud about killing people 10 levels below you.

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9. i like the fact that horde cant kill alliance level 60s by themselves so they go down to duskwood and gank level 24's


I kill alli 60's by myself all the time. That's what rogues do. I have never been to duskwood.

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10. both horde and alliance have 7 year old boys and girls... only difference is they cant get past 40 so they switch to horde.


This must be some more of those well researched facts you were talking about, Mr. Anec McDotalson.

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11. i can still find how every WSG game gets dominated by horde, then me and 3 other friends go in there thats 4 for you stupid people who play horde, and still win when we are the only people doing anything


Yes, I'm sure it's just you four (wait, was it four...now I'm confused) against 10 horde. I'm sure they are laid in waste before your mighty wrath, their heads adorning pikes upon the roof of your hold. I'm sure of it.

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12. have so many friends that play alliance that when i tried to play with my horde friends i went back just to gank their ugly asses


Again, you make no sense. When you played with your horde friends you went back to gank your alliance friends' ugly asses? Sentence structure is your friend, my friend.

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13. i used to kite a tauren druid through STV from around the middle all the way down to booty bay. just keep shielding and fearing till they followed me into booty bay and died.... can you say dumb as sh*t.


Who is more foolish, you for kiting a bot and being proud of it, or the bot for following you. Well, seeing as how the bot is incapable of deviating from it's preset behaviour, I would vote for you. People don't kite well, they get tired of running after something they can't hit. Bots don't mind at all. It's also a good thing that there are no bots on alliance side that the horde can kite. Nosiree.

[quote]14. i dont like how alliance hunters cant FD in gadget and have the guards run away but when orcs do it... guards leave em alone. [/quote]

This was a list of reasons you like alliance. That is an interesting reason to like alliance. You have the organizational skills of a sack of dead crickets. I also think you are full of crap.

[quote]15. i like how i find horde hunters FD and i still attack them. [/quote]

I like how I find alliance hunters FD and I still attack them. Yay us!!!

[quote] 16. last but not least. while my group made some water and such standing right outside scholo not right by the instance but outside the door. 1 single 58 priest attacked all of us 60's, me a shadow priest still at the time level 60, a 60 might warrior, a 60 arcanist mage, a 60 lawbringer pally, and a 60 felheart/nemesis warlock.... i mean talk about stupid... he was dead in less time then i could cast mind blast for cryin out loud.... [/quote]

Soooo, your group of five 60's spanked at lone 58. Wow. Just wow. That has to be the most amazing story I've ever heard. Stupid of him? No, he was probably just bored. Stupid of you for finding that such an amazing story? Most certainly.

[quote] i hope you are able to read all this with out pissin your pants off. [/quote]

Pissing one's pants off would require an exit velocity of said urine that the human body is simply unable to produce (not to mention shoddy bladder control). So I suppose EVERYONE was able to live up to your hope.

[quote] one more i forgot.
17. most horde players are very very rude and have no since of ethics. When i played horde... the guild leaders of all three guilds i tried where all mean as hell and didnt want to do anything unless it benefitted them. they wouldnt help with guild runs of any instance unless he would definetely get something out of it. and lots of the instances i did fail cause people had this sense that the point of instances is to run to the boss and kill nothing between and wipe a billion times. [/quote]

No since of ethics? That's an amazing typo, being that the e and i are on different sides of the keyboard. Lrn2proof. As far as the guilds go, yes, mean people exist in this world. They also tend to be meaner to stupid people, so I can understand your predicament. If your groups would try to run to a boss without killing anything in between, then they were also quite stupid. This leads me to try my own anecdotal study, and sense :) you have so much experience in this field, maybe you can tell me how I've done.

*clears throat* Stupid people flock together.



Edited, Sep 20th 2006 at 11:40am EDT by BadmonkeyRogue
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