Now, my friend and I are happily thrashing through some mean juju horde campers up in that pirate city's shoreline. We're doing a bang up job, two mid forties taking down multiple horde higher levels than us, when, unfortunately this rogue we lost sight of ambushes me and gets me before assistance can come.
So, like usual, I'm heading back to my body when I get the sudden urge for some grape soda. You know the feeling, nothing rewards good deeds other than some carbonation and a bag of chips, so I hit my little wisp on auto-run and grab me a jumbor ******* cup of soda. Well, my little wisp is super wedgied in between a bunk bed and a tent in some pirate encampment. Well that's just peachy.
So like a fool I attempt to use auto-unstuck, which most people know, never works if you're really stuck. So I place a stuck call to a GM, now remember that the GM policy states that GMs are always available at all times of the day, even three in the morning Eastern? Yeah~
I sat there for two hours waiting on a GM. Never came.
So I got a brilliant idea! If someone raised me, I could be freed from my hammock prison. So I began to tell the general chat my problem and asked for assistance. Well, apparently there was no priests around at the time...but I knew better than that. I knew somewhere out there was some little ******* that didn't feel like doing any good deeds today. So I upped the wager, and said I'd give a gold to anyone that raised me and freed my wisp of it's prison.
No one answered yet, but, my friend sends me a message and says~
"Steve, there's this priest. I'm going to rape her body and burn her children."
I knew of course, there was some bastardry involved already so I ask what happened.
He tells me a priest named Aelan is standing on top of my body and refusing to raise me, even when asked nicely. His conversation went as such...
Khellis: "You can ressurect, right?"
Aelan: "Yeah, so?"
Khellis: "I want you to ressurect my friend, please."
Aelan: "That's nice."
Khellis: "We're even offering to pay 4 gold."
Aelan: "Pay me first."
Khellis: "And have you run off with the money? No. You can trust us."
Aelan: "Well, it's a good walk from the graveyard. He'd better get started."
Khellis: "He's stuck."
Aelan: "That sucks for him, doesn't it?"
Khellis: "Well, aren't you doing your part for the team...*"
Aelan: "We aren't a team." (Reading comprehension: failed)
Khellis: "Can't take five seconds to help raise a guy, especially when they're being nice about it?"
Aelan: "Nope, not really."
Well, being as it were, we weren't at the others house at the time. I couldn't see his chat until a day later, which, had I seen it that night, I'd have laid into her with such fury that Jesus would weep at the words I'd have to say. So I sent her a message after he told me a priest was near me.
Stiltz: "You're on my body and you won't raise me?"
Aelan: "No. I'm in <some place far from the cove>."
Stiltz: "That's kinda funny, cause my friend just told me you were."
Aelan: "Maybe your friend is lieing to you."
Stiltz: "I really rather kind of doubt that."
So I ask her to raise me, but of course, she says she's busy and can't help.
So, the second I offer 5 gold to the general chat for a raise, she instantly becomes available and ready to help. Of course she still was in the general area of my body, she wasn't directly on top of it.
I invite her, and we lead her to my body.
Of course Khellis is telling me how he hopes she gets cancer and that her children are **** raped by *****, and I'm pretty pissed at her too...so, after two hours, I finally get raised by this jerk off.
So, upon coming back to life, she leaves the party and I say thanks and start to run off.
The first thing she says is, "So how about that five gold?"
Well, I kinda stopped, and considering she was over my body at one point, asked nicely, and could've helped me around ten minutes prior...I just said.
"I could pay you but~ naaaaah. I'm busy."
Aelan: "I'm a priest not a slave. Just because I can help doesn't mean I should. I figured you'd **** me anyway."
Stiltz: Well guess what. Just because I can pay you, doesn't mean I should either."
So, this raises my question.
Is taking five seconds out of your time to help someone slavery? I mean, we didn't ask her to travel the world to come help me. We had good intentions, at first, anyways. I know a certain many of us have come to World of Warcraft to escape MMOs that have Nazified jobs, like FFXI, but is asking for a raise all too much trouble? You picked to play a job primarily focused on healing and the helping of others.
It kinda is your job.
Feedback welcome~ (If you read this story-like post, award yourself a cookie)
*"The Team" refers to The Alliance of Thunderlord, which we envision as a force storming through enemy lines to save their members from horde spawn campers.
Sadly, our sixties would rather stare at auction houses and touch themselves than help others. Or my favorite argument I've heard is, "If it doesn't benefit me, why should I do it?" Why?
For all that is manly and right. That is why. There is no other reason. I'd rather mow down that single horde chasing down that poor little lowbie than get fifty kills in battle grounds. Oh sure, you can be spoon-fed HKs, or, you can go out and earn them.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 04:19:28 2006 by Stiltzy
Edited, Fri Mar 3 00:06:05 2006 by Kaolian



