Where have the girls gone?

#54 Jan 24 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent

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#55 Jan 24 2006 at 10:28 PM Rating: Default

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Lilfrenchfry wrote:

Let's prove this ******* so wrong it hurts his unborn children!

Unborn is right... since if I cannot find a credible female in game, what chance do I have in RL??!!

#56 Jan 24 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Default

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You have better chances in real life than in the game, that's for sure. I remember in FFXI some guy thought I was a girl for months and one day I was just like "dude, I'm a guy, stop sending <3 /t's to me".

THAT IS NOT RELEVANT BUT why not just settle for a nice 40 YO fat sweaty man who you'll never actually have to meet as an online "g/f"?

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#57 Jan 24 2006 at 10:39 PM Rating: Good

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I was pregnant for 10months and then went through 17 hrs of labour. I love Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Hagen Daz ice cream. I paint my nails while, I'm supposed to be paying attention in guild instances, and a pee sitting down(unless its a really skeezy bathroom.) Thats all I got!

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#58 Jan 24 2006 at 10:39 PM Rating: Decent

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THAT IS NOT RELEVANT BUT why not just settle for a nice 40 YO fat sweaty man who you'll never actually have to meet as an online "g/f"?

Prison logic, I can't find a gal so bubba will do till I get out

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#59 Jan 24 2006 at 10:42 PM Rating: Decent

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Player gender can be fairly ambiguous. And anyway, what does it matter?

Besides, the boobies are probably better left to the imagination. Moobs ( man boobs, or maybe it's a new name for bull udders) are probably what you're cybering with... mmm male lactation.

#60 Jan 24 2006 at 10:43 PM Rating: Good

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Prison logic, I can't find a gal so bubba will do till I get out

HeHe

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#61 Jan 24 2006 at 10:48 PM Rating: Decent

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What is with this issue of people not believing females play this or any other MMORPG? Or if we do we must be so ugly we have to have some disformity and can't leave our homes. LOL

Oh wait. I get it. The non believing, inecure type males would absolutely cringe in horror thinking they just got ganked by a girl.

hehehe ... guess again.

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#62 Jan 24 2006 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent

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Girls gankz me!? ohgnoes I dun habeeb it!

I bet they're the best gankers around too.

Guy: hurrhurr me gunna stunlock him.

Girl: (E=MC^2)x pi +45(D/2-T^3)... more calculating and stuff.

(this thread was a very good oppurtunity to get a few posts in)

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#63 Jan 24 2006 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent

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Ah here's what we do. Unbelievers PM me your telephone number. By phone you can tell I am female. Then ask me whatever questions you'd like about the game. You will hear no hesitation in my voice. You will believe. mwah

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#64 Jan 24 2006 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent

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LOL @ LilFrenchfry.

You're pretty much right. They may not hear us in barrens chat, but they will feel our blades in their back ... and somewhere in the back of their minds they will wonder if a girlish giggle just accompanied their untimely death.

You know .. it's the old "I am woman, hear me roar" thing. :)

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#65 Jan 24 2006 at 10:59 PM Rating: Default

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wildsimian wrote:

Ah here's what we do. Unbelievers PM me your telephone number. By phone you can tell I am female. Then ask me whatever questions you'd like about the game. You will hear no hesitation in my voice. You will believe. mwah

So let me guess... a 1-900 number at like $4.95 per minute?

#66 Jan 24 2006 at 11:01 PM Rating: Good

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RipperjackAU wrote:

wildsimian wrote:

Ah here's what we do. Unbelievers PM me your telephone number. By phone you can tell I am female. Then ask me whatever questions you'd like about the game. You will hear no hesitation in my voice. You will believe. mwah

So let me guess... a 1-900 number at like $4.95 per minute?

YOUR phone number.

Still a dumbass.

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#67 Jan 24 2006 at 11:01 PM Rating: Decent

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1-900 number. No getting out of this that easy. LOL

He is a bit damp in the brain.

Edited, Tue Jan 24 23:04:46 2006 by wildsimian

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#68 Jan 24 2006 at 11:06 PM Rating: Default

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1-900 number. No getting out of this that easy. LOL

So it is a 1-900 number then?

Well this all reminds me of that www.rsvp.com.au scam, that happened in Australia. It was when this ugly woman from Brisbane started posting profiles on rsvp.com.au of really young, hawt chicks. Then she would meet guys though the site, send them photos and then start asking for "favours" in the way of money, presents and other items. In the end she suckered a dozen guys and was even busted by a local current affairs program.

This is the nature of the net, where "dating" sites and even MMO games to a certain extent, are just ways for us guys to get burned.

#69 Jan 24 2006 at 11:09 PM Rating: Decent

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You are damp. LOL

Give me a phone number to contact you. You will hear my voice is female. Then you ask me questions about the game. I will answer on the spot.

It's really very easy. /nod

So if you're looking for a way out your little parody you just described doesn't cut it in the least. You have your opportunity to clear this up. Hey .. take me up on it.

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#70 Jan 24 2006 at 11:10 PM Rating: Decent

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LOL. You could always move to another country, say where relations with sheep are considered normal. Sheep won't burn you. At least not too much.

#71 Jan 24 2006 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent

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Ok guys, after painfully reading this thread, can i say one thing?
Why does it matter if girls play this game? It's not like you're playing it to hook up with chicks. And if you are then......go get a real life, and find a real girl too...

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#72 Jan 24 2006 at 11:13 PM Rating: Decent

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Agreed Hax.

I do find it humorous though. This stereotype.

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#73 Jan 24 2006 at 11:14 PM Rating: Default

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Teshput wrote:

LOL. You could always move to another country, say where relations with sheep are considered normal. Sheep won't burn you. At least not too much.

Well that is true, I mean New Zealand is only a few hours flight away from my Aussie home... and with the current demand for wool, in light of the War Effort, such a relationship could have added benefits. I am sure you dwarves know what I am saying. ;)

#74 Jan 24 2006 at 11:17 PM Rating: Default

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wildsimian wrote:

You are damp. LOL

Give me a phone number to contact you. You will hear my voice is female. Then you ask me questions about the game. I will answer on the spot.

It's really very easy. /nod

So if you're looking for a way out your little parody you just described doesn't cut it in the least. You have your opportunity to clear this up. Hey .. take me up on it.

I would, but I doubt you would want to be spending money on an international call.

#75 Jan 24 2006 at 11:39 PM Rating: Good

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Tut tut now. Don't worry about my finances. Not only am I female I am an adult with income.

One last chance or (sigh) you'll have to admit you've been pwnd by a female even on a messageboard. :P

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#76 Jan 24 2006 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent

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RipperjackAU wrote:

Day after day I see posts, blogs, articles and stores from all these "girls" who play World of Warcraft. So if there are soooo many girls playing this game, and by girl I mean the biological kind NOT the grrl's you see running around as naked night elven bar top dancers played by horney 40 something guys, why is it that I NEVER see any of them actually in the game while I am logged in and playing.

Sure, I expect to get a ton or responses from "girls" here saying...

"WTF! Hey I am a girl and I play!!??"

...but since they supply NO proof that they are indeed biologically female and there is next to no chance of me ever seeing them in game anyway, you can be sure that this is just a guy having a "bat with his middle stump".

So... do girls really play this game? If so, WHERE is the proof?

Or does MMORPG really mean Many Men Online Role Playing Girls?

you'll wrong. I am a woman me and my hubby play alot, I have a question for you, if you find a person thats a girl/woman playing a male/female char what will you do to them?

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