Since it's maintenance time and we're allowed to play a game, and someone already started "what will they break??!" over a month ago, let's go back to the old standby.
The game is simple:
1. The person who posted before you makes a wish. You grant the wish, but not necessarily in the way they intended.
2. You make a wish yourself.
Example: I say "I want a pony."
You say: "Granted. Check the driveway where your car used to be. And you might want to find a shovel, fast."
Then you say: "***** ponies, I want a Ferrari."
And so on, and so forth.
I'll start!
I wish that my hair was long again.
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Thayos wrote:
I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.
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catwho wrote:
I wish that my hair was long again.
I wish for the power to decide who lives and who dies.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 11:53am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Granted, but while Kira is Justice, it also means you have no control of your own death, and you're going to die by falling down stairs in a month.
I wish that my moogle had cute sunglasses.
I wish that my moogle had cute sunglasses.
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Thayos wrote:
I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.
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*Hands lolgaxe a Death note*
:c I wish for awesome expensive cupcakes.
:c I wish for awesome expensive cupcakes.
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MNK75 AF2[4/5] PUP75 AF2[5/5] DRG75 AF2[1/5]
BLM75 AF2[0/5] BRD75 AF2[3/5] SAM75 AF2[2/5]
RNG75 AF2[2/5] COR75 AF2[5/5] WAR75 AF2[0/5]
[12/15 Maat's cap] ZM/CoP/ToAU/Windurst- Done// Runic key:O
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MNK75 AF2[4/5] PUP75 AF2[5/5] DRG75 AF2[1/5]
BLM75 AF2[0/5] BRD75 AF2[3/5] SAM75 AF2[2/5]
RNG75 AF2[2/5] COR75 AF2[5/5] WAR75 AF2[0/5]
[12/15 Maat's cap] ZM/CoP/ToAU/Windurst- Done// Runic key:O
Assault rank: Captain
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Since it's maintenance time and we're allowed to play a game, and someone already started "what will they break??!" over a month ago, let's go back to the old standby.
The game is simple:
1. The person who posted before you makes a wish. You grant the wish, but not necessarily in the way they intended.
2. You make a wish yourself.
Example: I say "I want a pony."
You say: "Granted. Check the driveway where your car used to be. And you might want to find a shovel, fast."
Then you say: "***** ponies, I want a Ferrari."
And so on, and so forth.
I'll start!
I wish that my hair was long again.
The game is simple:
1. The person who posted before you makes a wish. You grant the wish, but not necessarily in the way they intended.
2. You make a wish yourself.
Example: I say "I want a pony."
You say: "Granted. Check the driveway where your car used to be. And you might want to find a shovel, fast."
Then you say: "***** ponies, I want a Ferrari."
And so on, and so forth.
I'll start!
I wish that my hair was long again.
Granted. But it's not on your head.
I wish I had a nicer car.
Check your fridge! The frosting is made with ground up 100 dollar bills. However, since cocaine has been found in trace amounts on 90% of US currency, the second you take a bite out of one, you have an allergic reaction to the cocaine and go into shock.
I wish someone would hire me part time.
I wish someone would hire me part time.
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Curator of the XIV Wallpapers Tumblr and the XIV Fashion Tumblr
Thayos wrote:
I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.
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Curator of the XIV Wallpapers Tumblr and the XIV Fashion Tumblr
Quote:
I wish someone would hire me part time.
Granted! SE customer service is looking for a few good people!
I wish BLM was easier to level.
I'd totally work for Square part time :P
Granted. In exchange for always being able to find a party for Vunkerl Inlet (S) at 60, you will unfortunately not be able ever actually play BLM past 60 so you'll ding 75 without ever being able to use your tier IVs.
I wish IHOP food wasn't so full of calories.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 12:06pm by catwho
Quote:
I wish BLM was easier to level.
Granted. In exchange for always being able to find a party for Vunkerl Inlet (S) at 60, you will unfortunately not be able ever actually play BLM past 60 so you'll ding 75 without ever being able to use your tier IVs.
I wish IHOP food wasn't so full of calories.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 12:06pm by catwho
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Thayos wrote:
I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.
FFXIV: Katarh Mest and Taprara Rara on Lamia Server - Member of The Swarm
Curator of the XIV Wallpapers Tumblr and the XIV Fashion Tumblr
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
I'd totally work for Square part time :P
Granted. In exchange for always being able to find a party for Vunkerl Inlet (S) at 60, you will unfortunately not be able ever actually play BLM past 60 so you'll ding 75 without ever being able to use your tier IVs.
I wish IHOP food wasn't so full of calories.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 12:06pm by catwho
Quote:
I wish BLM was easier to level.
Granted. In exchange for always being able to find a party for Vunkerl Inlet (S) at 60, you will unfortunately not be able ever actually play BLM past 60 so you'll ding 75 without ever being able to use your tier IVs.
I wish IHOP food wasn't so full of calories.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 12:06pm by catwho
I wish Mee Deggi would drop O Kote for me.
Granted! IHOP has now introduced its new and exclusive menu, full of a wide and delicious range of salad.
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
Lucinus wrote:
Ultima was a pansy so no fun war stories there, we just devoured it and had enough time at the end for a DragonForce guitar solo.
Quote:
I'd totally work for Square part time :P
Just guessing at the end of day, a SE call center person hits the Advil and dirty martinis.
Quote:
I wish IHOP food wasn't so full of calories.
Granted! In return, you stay perfect and fit, but still develop diabetes or slowly die of malnutrition.
I wish the guy next door wouldn't stick a water hose up his nose and then spit up the rest (he's loud)!
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RedMageCadet wrote:
I wish the guy next door wouldn't stick a water hose up his nose and then spit up the rest (he's loud)!
Granted. The guy next door will now stick a water hose up your nose instead.
I wish I didn't have a 10-page paper to write -_-
MBSE wrote:
Granted! IHOP has now introduced its new and exclusive menu, full of a wide and delicious range of salad.
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
Granted, but now you are immune to alcohol, it has no effect on you, positive or negative.
I wish I was able to Charm monsters and animals in real life.
=10 is about My Little Pony.
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
My Brute - Valiarius
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
Aluus wrote:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL EVIL *******!!!!!!!!
KaneIsthara wrote:
You are the devil. Now it's gonna happen.
Kaolian wrote:
Also Tofu. We totally ban over Tofu as well.
My Brute - Valiarius
OmegaTyrant wrote:
MBSE wrote:
Granted! IHOP has now introduced its new and exclusive menu, full of a wide and delicious range of salad.
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
I wish I could drink tequila without horrible consequences....
Granted, but now you are immune to alcohol, it has no effect on you, positive or negative.
I wish I was able to Charm monsters and animals in real life.
You charm a snow white Tiger. But due to it's natural instinct it eats you.
I wish that I had this Parrot.
Quote:
I wish I didn't have a 10-page paper to write -_-
Granted! Make is 25. Single space. With font 5 citations.
Opps! I wish that edit sign didn't show up at the bottom.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 12:25pm by RedMageCadet
Excenmille wrote:
I wish that I had this Parrot.
Granted, but now you are deaf.
I wish SE doesn't extend this maintenance.
=10 is about My Little Pony.
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
My Brute - Valiarius
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
Aluus wrote:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL EVIL *******!!!!!!!!
KaneIsthara wrote:
You are the devil. Now it's gonna happen.
Kaolian wrote:
Also Tofu. We totally ban over Tofu as well.
My Brute - Valiarius
granted but they break something that makes the game unplayable
i wish people would wait till the game comes back online to start complaining about the update.
i wish people would wait till the game comes back online to start complaining about the update.
It's PSU as in Pennsylvania State University not any phantasy star crap.
Pronounced P S U not sue.
Pronounced P S U not sue.
psubond wrote:
granted but they break something that makes the game unplayable
i wish people would wait till the game comes back online to start complaining about the update.
i wish people would wait till the game comes back online to start complaining about the update.
Granted but now people complain after the game goes back online because SE broke the game and made it unplayable.
I wish people don't complain once FFXI goes back online.
=10 is about My Little Pony.
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
My Brute - Valiarius
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
Aluus wrote:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL EVIL *******!!!!!!!!
KaneIsthara wrote:
You are the devil. Now it's gonna happen.
Kaolian wrote:
Also Tofu. We totally ban over Tofu as well.
My Brute - Valiarius
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Granted, but during implementation of the new spam chat filters, an unexpected error occurred, and communication is no longer possible in FFXI.
I wish that new food recipes would be added.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 1:02pm by CriticalThreat
I wish that new food recipes would be added.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 1:02pm by CriticalThreat
CriticalThreat wrote:
I wish that new food recipes would be added.
Granted, but all the new food recipes are Synergy skill 100 recipes.
I wish that the Final Fight for the Shantotto expansion can be done on BST.
=10 is about My Little Pony.
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
My Brute - Valiarius
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
Aluus wrote:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL EVIL *******!!!!!!!!
KaneIsthara wrote:
You are the devil. Now it's gonna happen.
Kaolian wrote:
Also Tofu. We totally ban over Tofu as well.
My Brute - Valiarius
OmegaTyrant wrote:
CriticalThreat wrote:
I wish that new food recipes would be added.
Granted, but all the new food recipes are Synergy skill 100 recipes.
I wish that the Final Fight for the Shantotto expansion can be done on BST.
granted but you will be unable to use pets
i wish we got an uncapped slime jug.
It's PSU as in Pennsylvania State University not any phantasy star crap.
Pronounced P S U not sue.
Pronounced P S U not sue.
CriticalThreat wrote:
I wish that new food recipes would be added.
Granted: New Recipe added: Moogle Salad. Unfortunatly, It requires you to harvest moogle parts - which will severly limit the usefulness of your Mog House!
Coming next update: The ability to hunt Nomad Moogles - but only when "Mystery Boxes" Kupopower isn't active.
I wish SE would give BLU a "job update"
Ashoka-Phoenix
90 BLU, PUP, DNC, THF, COR & BRD.... yes, I finally finished BRD to 90....
I once ate the soul of a MNK
It tasted like chocolate.
90 BLU, PUP, DNC, THF, COR & BRD.... yes, I finally finished BRD to 90....
I once ate the soul of a MNK
It tasted like chocolate.
Quote:
I wish SE would give BLU a "job update"
Granted, In return for BLU receiving the job Trait "Conserve MP" their MP pool has been cut in half.
At 0/94 on Up in Arms I wish a K-Club would finally drop to me.
Shadechaos of Seraph Bismarck
~She made a difference~
~She made a difference~
psubond wrote:
i wish we got an uncapped slime jug.
Granted! And he comes with a whole 250HP max at 75!
I wish my automaton was more durable to withstand the hate he gets from Armor Piercer!
"I like SMN, BST, PUP, COR, and BRD the best. As SMN, I can throw avatars at a mob. As BST, I can throw monsters at a mob. As PUP, I can throw dolls at a mob. As COR, I can throw bullets at a mob. As BRD, I can throw people at a mob!" --Skyla Altairs(myself)
Altairs: Main Job: 75Summoner/37Scholar
Other Jobs: 75BRD 75SMN 75PUP 75BST 75WHM 73BLM
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Altairs: Main Job: 75Summoner/37Scholar
Other Jobs: 75BRD 75SMN 75PUP 75BST 75WHM 73BLM
Phoenix Server Linkshell: TheUnusualSuspects(social); Epic(New RP LS from former members of the LightsTemplar)
RaiseIII wrote:
Quote:
I wish SE would give BLU a "job update"
Granted, In return for BLU receiving the job Trait "Conserve MP" their MP pool has been cut in half.
At 0/94 on Up in Arms I wish a K-Club would finally drop to me.
I wish NIN had Jubaku: Ni.
Edited, Nov 9th 2009 11:11am by Kirby
psubond wrote:
i wish we got an uncapped slime jug.
Granted, but it lasts for 5 minutes, and it requires Claret Globule as one of the ingredients.
AshokaPrime wrote:
I wish SE would give BLU a "job update"
Granted, but the Job Update now requires BLU to use up one Blue Magic Charge, along with the required TP and mp. *One Blue Magic Charge recharges every minute.*
I wish AV was killable by a "balanced Alliance".
=10 is about My Little Pony.
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
My Brute - Valiarius
Some people say I'm the DEVIL.
Aluus wrote:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL EVIL *******!!!!!!!!
KaneIsthara wrote:
You are the devil. Now it's gonna happen.
Kaolian wrote:
Also Tofu. We totally ban over Tofu as well.
My Brute - Valiarius
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