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#27 Aug 31 2009 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Because most of them play like sh*t and can only survive with a healbot, free cures, or Stoneskin/Phalanx. They also get frustrated dying repeatedly as a level 12 BST when their uber gear can't charm ITs so they can wipe out whole zones for MASSIVE EXP!!!!!!!111!!1!!1one


We all know the real reason that level 12 BST's are dying these days is because the sheep they charm got smart.

The sheep fight back


that pic is win
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#28 Aug 31 2009 at 4:41 PM Rating: Default
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Cool story bro.


This was the best response, why is this not Excellent.
Because apparently Cool Story Bro == Rate Me Down Please.

People have no sense of humor here.
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#29 Aug 31 2009 at 4:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pawkeshup the Ludicrous wrote:
Overburn the Fussy wrote:
CupDeNoodles wrote:
Cool story bro.


This was the best response, why is this not Excellent.
Because apparently Cool Story Bro == Rate Me Down Please.

People have no sense of humor here.


I have a sense of humor, I just don't find it funny.
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#30 Aug 31 2009 at 4:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Overburn the Fussy wrote:
CupDeNoodles wrote:
Cool story bro.


This was the best response, why is this not Excellent.


The correct answer here is, "tl;dr"
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#31 Aug 31 2009 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Instead of Writing a damn essay on how much you hated people called you a noob and how you cant play FF11 right and some how even Manage to suck on sam(WHICH IS, I might add, extremely hard to do and it takes talent to accomplish such a task)and to top it off you insult puppetmaster and call it a bad job? Kid I think I know what happened here is that a pup came along one day and blew you out of the water.

Lastly im sure your e-***** doesnt swell with pride when you hit higher numbers on sam, because you just are'nt able to hit that that high Because as you said yourself, You just cant hit the mob. So please go outside and PLEASE dont come back to FF. if you cant physically get out though, Play WoW, they are more willing to accept your brand of stupidity.
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#32Overburn, Posted: Aug 31 2009 at 4:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Your words.. they're... so chilly...
#33 Aug 31 2009 at 5:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is where I stopped reading.
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#34 Aug 31 2009 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
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Overburn the Fussy wrote:


Your words.. they're... so chilly...


LOL GET IT MUCH FUNNIER AMIRITE?


Well, "so chilly" is not as overused as "Cool Story, bro".

So that's... better I guess?
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#35 Aug 31 2009 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Cool Story, Bro" is a Lot like Ch*ck N*rris jokes, or any of the other million over-used memes.

Something might be funny the first 10 times.

500,000 times later, IT IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE and the next time I see it, I want to gouge my eyes out after ripping the offender's spine out with my bare hands.
#36 Aug 31 2009 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
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500,000 times later, IT IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE and the next time I see it, I want to gouge my eyes out after ripping the offender's spine out with my bare hands.


I was going to type it out just for lulz, but I hate it just as much...
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#37 Aug 31 2009 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know what you should have done instead of typing up all that ****?

Beaten off.
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#38Overburn, Posted: Aug 31 2009 at 6:27 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So you hate every meme? By definition, a meme is pretty required to be overused to be a meme.
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Overburn the Fussy wrote:
Zariamnk wrote:
"Cool Story, Bro" is a Lot like Ch*ck N*rris jokes, or any of the other million over-used memes.

Something might be funny the first 10 times.

500,000 times later, IT IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE and the next time I see it, I want to gouge my eyes out after ripping the offender's spine out with my bare hands.


So you have every meme? By definition, a meme is pretty required to be overused to be a meme.


You mean, Hate?

Yes, I dislike most memes.

Some more than others.

Like I said, something is funny the first few times one hears it, but after so many times, it is a "groan" thing.

Especially when it seemingly makes no sense, like "Cool story, bro!" when said in response to just about.... anything. I just roll my eyes at that and go "um, whatever..."

And then the C.N*rris jokes... they got so bad, the Admins had to filter out the guy's name, just to stop people from doing the stupid jokes. And then there was l*ldrg and the like... which had to be filtered too.

If you want to be Truly funny, find something ORIGINAL that is funny. You have a lot better chance of making me laugh, than you would, attempting to use a joke/meme/etc that I've already heard a million times.

"But its hard to find something original!"

Well, of course... that's why it is better than something that has already been used a hundred times.
#40 Aug 31 2009 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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I can't believe someone actually wrote that much complaining about this ****.

Holy crap. That just happened.
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#41 Aug 31 2009 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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Jesus dude....War and Peace was shorter. And how the **** do you manage to suck as SAM? o.O
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#42 Aug 31 2009 at 7:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Memes go through a general life cycle.

1. They are birthed in the bowels of Something Awful, 4chan, or other internet forums. "So chilly" is a rare Alla meme.

2. They circulate on their own forum and are spread by its members to the rest of the internet.

3. They're funny the first few times you hear them, and get funnier and funnier, until after the first 3 days of life, at which point Olde Meme Is Olde.

4. Their funniness rapidly decreases after those first few days. Only after they have aged for a few years, like a fine wine, do they begin to approach funny again. A classic example is "All your base" which is no longer as funny as it was the first hundred times you heard it, but doesn't make you cringe when you see it referenced in pop culture any more either.

This terrible, poorly drawn chart shall illustrate:

Old Memes


"Cool story bro" is lurking someplace below the X axis right now.
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#43 Aug 31 2009 at 7:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Old Memes




I'm confused. Why do you have to put a condom on a three day old meme?
#44 Aug 31 2009 at 7:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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My brain hurts after reading through all that bullsh*t.

INT -1 for having read it.
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#45 Aug 31 2009 at 7:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm confused. Why do you have to put a condom on a three day old meme?


Viruses, duh.
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#46 Aug 31 2009 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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This is the most important piece of writing related to FF ever put forth


This is where I stopped reading.
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This is the most important piece of writing related to FF ever put forth


This is where I stopped reading.
Funny thing there is where I started laughing.

This gotta be the best satire ever about ffxi, either that our humanity just reached a new level of retardation.

Ken.

edit: typo

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#48 Aug 31 2009 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
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I'm confused. Why do you have to put a condom on a three day old meme?


Viruses, duh.


On a three day old? Smiley: disappointed What is this world coming to?

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#49 Aug 31 2009 at 8:36 PM Rating: Good
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OP cured my insomnia... twice! :D


edited for cool italics.


Edited, Sep 1st 2009 12:36am by KaneKitty
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#50 Aug 31 2009 at 8:39 PM Rating: Default
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Pawkeshup the Ludicrous wrote:
Because most of them play like sh*t and can only survive with a healbot, free cures, or Stoneskin/Phalanx. They also get frustrated dying repeatedly as a level 12 BST when their uber gear can't charm ITs so they can wipe out whole zones for MASSIVE EXP!!!!!!!111!!1!!1one


so sh*tty players go to jobs that have tools that help them survive?
youre such a hypocrite if you /nin or use any job that has any damage mitigation.
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#51 Aug 31 2009 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
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Wait...you guys actually read that whole thing?

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