Eggcellent. My evil plan is going Eggsactly according to my eggstrordinary plan! I'm afraid the details are still rather scrambled at the moment, but omletting you in on a secret: it involves shell games within shell games and a truely eggsquisetly eggonising pun at the end, which is perfect given our current eggonomic situation. Yolk now it when you see it!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
I shell now prepare hasty eggress to avoid the pitchfork wielding mob! (they can't take a yolk!)
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Professor Jinte wrote:
Codyy wrote:
Pikko wrote:
Can I kick you in the face?
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Eggcellent. My evil plan is going Eggsactly according to my eggstrordinary plan! I'm afraid the details are still rather scrambled at the moment, but omletting you in on a secret: it involves shell games within shell games and a truely eggsquisetly eggonising pun at the end, which is perfect given our current eggonomic situation. Yolk now it when you see it!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
I shell now prepare hasty eggress to avoid the pitchfork wielding mob! (they can't take a yolk!)
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
I shell now prepare hasty eggress to avoid the pitchfork wielding mob! (they can't take a yolk!)
Usagi wrote:
Nested shell games, Kaolian?
Ooooohhhh I'm totally going to steal that one. Almost eggsactly as you wrote it!
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That's pleggsarism!!
Only if yolk get caught!
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If we stay cooped up in this thread we're bound to get caught.
[:diseggpointed:]
Conspiracy theories, surely! Everyone put on your albumenum hats!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Only if yolk get caught!
there were eggstenuating circumstances.
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We got two great eggtries today!
I picked up the supplies I needed to get to work on my idea. I honestly don't know if I'll be able to pull this off, but if it turns out like I envision, I think I'll have a solid chance at winning.
I'd toss out an egg pun or two but honestly, they aren't all they're cracked up to be.
I'd toss out an egg pun or two but honestly, they aren't all they're cracked up to be.
TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
I'd toss out an egg pun or two but honestly, they aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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i have some questions ~~
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
Datsuki wrote:
i have some questions ~~
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
Hmm, as I read the rules, basically anything you can attach to the egg itself is acceptable. It's just other bits and props used to make a full scene with your egg that's out.
Datsuki wrote:
i have some questions ~~
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
can we use clay to make small mods to the egg? like to add ears? also does a wig count as costume?
thanking ye~~ i'd make an egg pun but the last half dozen times i did they sucked ><
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that makes sense. thank you. looking forward to it
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Can I hard-boil the egg and then very very carefully split the egg lengthwise down the middle and decorate the two half-shells together as one entry?
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The egg has to remain intact as a whole. You won't be allowed to split it apart.
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Vlorsutes, Lord of Stuff wrote:
The egg has to remain intact as a whole. You won't be allowed to split it apart.
That's right. No puns.
Edited, Mar 5th 2009 3:41pm by Jinte
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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The egg has to remain intact as a whole. You won't be allowed to split it apart.
I was wondering about something related to this. Does the egg have to have egg in it?
Like it someone managed to make one or two small holes in the shell and drain out the innards somehow...
Not sure if it can even be done but it was a thought I had to counter come balance/weight related issues I was thinking of.
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If you are in doubt, email us with your idea and we'll tell you if we'd strike it or not.
Basically, we don't want someone decorating say, a chocobo egg and then adding a big chocobo statue next to it to give an unfair advantage. The egg is what you're entering.
Basically, we don't want someone decorating say, a chocobo egg and then adding a big chocobo statue next to it to give an unfair advantage. The egg is what you're entering.
PlanckZero wrote:
Quote:
The egg has to remain intact as a whole. You won't be allowed to split it apart.
I was wondering about something related to this. Does the egg have to have egg in it?
Like it someone managed to make one or two small holes in the shell and drain out the innards somehow...
Not sure if it can even be done but it was a thought I had to counter come balance/weight related issues I was thinking of.
You can remove the yolk if you want (poke two holes in the shell, one on the top and one on the bottom, and blow into one hole to push the yolk out the other), but we prefer that the overall shape of the chicken egg remains intact.
Edited, Mar 5th 2009 7:07pm by Vlorsutes
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What about Ostriche Eggs? I have a few of those around here somewhere!
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