Whats your funniest memory in the game ?Follow

My video gets funnier by the day because of people in that LS posting on the video making accusations, and because of ridicule in whitegate from total strangers who don't do any endgame towards them.

Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll get another 3 hour Tiamat with 60+ deaths so I can get that one too.

Late one night my best friend in game passed out on me in the middle of Jueno with his dude on auto run just going in circles. So after sending him a few /tell staring at him and insulting his man hood I try to stand in front of him and stop him.
He just stalls and keeps on going...
I try again, same results.
I than notice each time I stand in his away the path he runs changes from a circular path to one more of an oval thus moving him foward.
A spark of insanity hits me...
Two hours pass.
I still have no clue as to how but I was unable to force him from mid way in Lower Jeuno, pass the Ah, the archway, and the intersection into his own Mog house. Having lost my fun toy I go to the Ah to look at junk and think of what its going to take to take over the world when I see in my linkshell chat my best friend going. Woah, how did I get into my mog house. XD
Two hours well spent.

This post made me so happy. I confused my housemates by laughing out loud... I also scared the cat.

One time me an 4 BLMs was doing ODS and I auto walked right into the the bc and screwed everyone lol.



ps sorry pilot.
(it was his run)

A few years back, before ToAU was released and the basement level of Gustav Tunnel was a good place for those in the mid 50's to go level, Exodus and I were in an experience party heading down to go fight the Robber Crabs. On the way down, I noticed a large dark shadow to my left, and I turned to see the wyvern NM Bune standing there unclaimed. Not knowing how strong Bune was considering I didn't even know about him until that moment, I asked the party if anyone knew what level Bune was, and our Ranger responded by saying he was level 40.

Now, I was a lv. 56 Dragoon at the time, and Exodus was around the same level on his Paladin, so we figured the two of us could easily take on a lv. 40 NM. I run in first, Jump and then High Jump Bune, only for both to miss. Bune attacks back for a 300+ hit, after which I Super Jumped away. Exodus runs up right behind me and flashes it, then once it starts hitting him for 300+ he uses Invincible while the two of us continue to swing at him uselessly. Exo's Invincible wears off, Bune tears him a new one, then turns to me and downs me soon after.

The Rng, who was already down at the camp, suddenly asked, "What happened?" to which I responded by shouting to him, "Level 40 my ***! There's no way that Bune is level 40!" After a long pause, the Rng pipes up, "Oh! I thought you meant the player Bune."

It turned out that, at the same time this was going on, there was a lv. 40 player named Bune in an exp party up towards the Hell Bats and Goblins near Gustav's entrance, and that when we asked about Bune, our Rng was meaning him.

My story has to do with Sozu Rogberry.

Around Christmas 2005, I camped him for about a month straight (this was back in the day when he had a PH and there was no pop item for him). After about two weeks of camping, I befriended a guy by the name of Beau who was also camping.

For the next few weeks, Beau and I camped constantly, with the pact that we would help each other get the THF knife. There was constant RMT camping too, so we had to deal with that.

After about a month and a half straight, I got tired of camping so I took a break. Beau remained during that time. At one point, the RMT started attempts to MPK him. When Beau would get the claim, they would simply stand right behind him. Now, this doesnt sound like an MPK, but tonberries have a move called throat stab, which takes you to 5% health instantly. You CAN avoid it, but the only way to do so is to move backwards. Well, if you have someone standing behind you, it takes an extra second to pass through their character, and if that happens, Sozu will have enough time to get throat stab off. So there were times when the RMT managed to kill Beau and finish off Sozu.

A few months later, I was solo camping Sozu again (Beau was shipped overseas with the millitary). Those same RMT were there who constantly MPKed Beau. Sozu popped, and the two RMT got the claim. I was disheartened and started to leave, as how could a BLM AND a NIN wipe to a lvl 67 NM? For some reason, though, I stayed. The RMTs got Sozu to a sliver of health. Through no interaction of my own (the NIN was arrogant and didnt run back for a throat stab), the NIN took a throat stab and then went down. Sozu then turned to the BLM, but by this time, I had Sozu targeted and ready to attack if his name went yellow. As Sozu started to run to the BLM, Sozu went yellow and I drew my dagger....

Manifest hits The Sozu Rogberry for 39 damage.
Manifest defeats the Sozu Rogberry.

I tapped Sozu once and he died. In fact, I was THF/NIN and my character never swung the DW second dagger because Sozu had died with the first swing. The BLM was pissed, but ***** him, as him and his little RMT friend had at least a month experience of constant, dirty MPK attempts against Beau (and me on a few occasions). I didnt get the drop, but somehow, the experience was worth much more than the knife to me.

God Bless you Beau, I hope you are safe wherever you are.

Edited, Jan 16th 2009 10:05am by ManifestOfKujata

Reminds me when i did KSNM runs.
had a taru blm, when it was the time to cast thundaga III first thing i see is... stun, or auto walked into the bcnm or he pulls too much dmg. well he was always the first to die for any reason lol and makes me wonder who puts poisonga in their macros.
well he got new nickname and called him bait.
I always think that's funny.