Warp III is a hundred times the speed of light.
Now that that is settled, each job would have a new 2 hour ability at level 80. They'd be powerful, broken, and Altana herself would have to come down and stop the mayhem. It wouldn't work, so she'd recruit Odin's help, but he betrays Her, because that seems like something Odin would do, and takes over Vana'diel as its new God.
Meanwhile, three Valkyries who witnessed Odin's plot descend from Valhalla to find the most powerful mortal on the planet to fight back against their previous master and restore the balance, since because Odin is now God of everything, he can't take charge of Einherjar, and the Valkyries are left unemployed.
That mortal happens to be me. I was in the middle of nailing whomp rats with my T-16 (Which I built out of level 72 bunnies) and pleasuring 3 women at the same time with psychic powers, when they asked me to help. After a quick Valkyrie *** romp, I agreed. I went up to Odin, teased him a bit, called his mother some choice names I've been saving ever since the fourth grade when Randy Tyler called me a poophead and I was too afraid to talk back, and he promptly wet himself and went back to his job.
Altana thanked me and we had God ***. I cannot describe it, as it would implode your puny little minds and no woman you ever pleasure would live up to my description, thus destroying your *** drive. Nobody would ever be able to procreate except for me, since Altana had a million little Arcadians and we formed a new world despite the apparent inbreeding problem (We all had *** with Gods).
Anyway, in all the confusion, they forgot to lower the level cap back from 80, and I used my new 2h, "Applied Phebotonim", and set everything right again. No, don't as me how, I just did. A wizard did it. That wizard was me all along. Level cap is 75, you're all back, nobody but me remembers a thing, and I get nightly Valkyrie "Visits". Everything worked out. I am NOT describing a dream I had.
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[quote=************ i walk in tringi cnayon and i want kill cameles for mad gill and i see a camle EATING ANOTHER ONE!!?!??! why am monster eat one other monster ??!?!?! i am 9 level ^_^ so i go help the good camel to win and i cannot why also when i want make gill this cannot be done ???!?!?![/quote]