Man, there's nothing to do in this stupid town. Rope swing is busted. Stinking cops always kicking me out of the park. Manager of the 7/11 always saying, get off my curb you good for nothing. All the girls already know i'm a bad kisser so they wont come anywhere near me. I don't know how many times i've been to TGIF. A kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times. Bowlings boring, the skating ring has been taken over by 12 year olds. There ain't no good movies out! Blockbuster never has any good games in. I don't wanna play Wombat Racing! I mean what the heck is that?! I'm sick of all my records, and every time i walk into a record store, i forget what i wanna get! And there ain't nothing on TV! Not a stupid thing! There ain't noting to do except take naps and wait patiently for death!
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"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes."