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#1 Sep 22 2005 at 9:32 PM Rating: Default
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Karma troll: lvl 5. Spawns in: Allakazham. Triggered spawn - Is spawned by: Me posting a thread.

Moves:
Rate down: used whenever i post a thread about anything. Normal attack, no tp required, kind of like a spell.

Flame: Calls me a stupid liar. TP move

Immaturity aura: Flames me no matter what the subject is, even if i have something intelligent to say. TP move

No life attack: Stalks me on webforums to rate me down
This is a job trait


Drops:

Troll shield, lvl 1, All jobs, CHR -40 "Adds Immaturity effect" "Enhances ******** effect" (Droprate 40%, good to macro in if you want to lose hate)

Troll Trousers: lvl 1, All jobs, "***** size -50%" "Additional effect: Rate down" (Droprate 80%, the most common drop)

Troll Bandana: lvl 1, All jobs, Int -40 MND -40 "Adds lobotomy effect"
(Droprate 50%)

Troll warjacket: lvl 1, All jobs, Int -30, "Enhances Stupidity effect" "Adds weaponskill: Karma nuke" (Droprate 5%)

Troll gauntlets: lvl 1, All jobs, -20 mental age, "************ efficiency+ 50%" "Adds effect: Repel partner" (Droprate 20%)

Troll Falchion: lvl 12, WAR BLM DRK PLD RDM DRG SAM THF, "Adds weapon skill: Karma slash" 13 damage, -5 int, -5 chr -5 mnd, "IQ -20" (droprate 15%)

Troll Ring: lvl 5, all jobs, -5 int, -10 int each if you have 2 equiped, "Adds Impossible to get laid effect" (droprate 15%)

Troll Warbow: lvl 1, all jobs, -30 INT, -50 CHR, "can only shoot ************** "Enhances ******** effect" (droprate 5%)

******** stack: lvl 1, all jobs, -12 int, -20 chr, "Aditional effect: Karma killer" (Droprate 100%, ammo for troll warbow)



Strategy: First, use me to pop him. I will loan my services for 20 k only. Take a party of 12 people 10+, 6-8 people 15+, 5-6 ppl 20+ or 1 person 30+ - this is a HNM, so even while its a very low lvl mob, youl need to be at least 30 to solo him (even than its risky - i seen a full party of lvl 14 wipe to him). You can easily solo him a 35 however - droprate is decent, and the warjacket sells for 600k, so its easy money, however the ??? can only be found if im in your party.

You need the item: "High Quality Kojiami's post" to pop him, witch again, i can provide. THe strategy for the fight is:


He has 2200 hp, and hits a full geared lv 30 PLD for ~30-40 a hit, so he hits extremly hard for a lvl 5 mob. However, since his low level his ACC is horrible - a lvl 40 NIN would never get hit. Im writing this for
a party lvl 15~, since the others dont really need a strategy for this.

1) He hits hard, and fast. The best thing is to boost up on ACC - even a PLD will evade often.

2)Watch out for his deadly TP moves: Rate down has effects that last forever, unless you have a NAP (nice alla poster) in your party, to rate you back up.

3)When he falls below 30% hp, he Uses immaturity aura, where he starts swearing that everyone is a goddamn idiot who doesnt understand what hes saying, and that it isnt fair and that hes calling mommy.

4) Once he dies, he uses one last attack, no life attack, witch does a 2/tick dot over one hour that cant be ereased, only cured by entering MH.

The drops sell fast in starting towns, since most idiot aspiring trolls are still noobs and heavent made it to jeuno. Thanks for reading my guide, and if you need to pop him give me a /tell on sylph ^^
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#2 Sep 22 2005 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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If this is about your reputation of getting rated down, then this really isn't going help you. For someone who isn't a troll anymore, you sure like to show off your past. Usually people want to forget they were trolls >.>
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#3 Sep 22 2005 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm sorry that people rate down trolls, and that is what you are. People call you are lier becaue you are one, people call you stupid because you suck at lying so badly.
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#4Sanjos, Posted: Sep 22 2005 at 9:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Former trolls like me........ although the only trolling I ever did was say that dancers and geomancers were confirmed in the new exppansion. I got rated down like crazy as you can see.
#5 Sep 22 2005 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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Dude, you keep talking about how unfair it is that people still rate you down, but then you keep making posts that deserve rate-downs. No-one is *stalking* you unfairly; every post I've seen from you recently deserved to be rated down on its own, independent merits.

If you don't want to be rated down, just make normal, polite, constructive posts. I haven't seen a "normal" post from you in quite a while now.
#6 Sep 22 2005 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Former trolls like me


If you don't want to be a former troll anymore, just make a new name, its not hard, then people will never rate you down for things you have posted in the past...unless you keep it up.
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#7 Sep 22 2005 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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This is what is wrong with the alla karma system, this post should be sub default by now, and it was about 5 minutes ago, now someone has rated it up.
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#8 Sep 22 2005 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Troll gauntlets: lvl 1, All jobs, -20 mental age, "************ efficiency+ 50%" "Adds effect: Repel partner" (Droprate 20%)


Need to macro that in for..erm.. *runs away*
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#9 Sep 22 2005 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Sanjos wrote:
Former trolls like me........ although the only trolling I ever did was say that dancers and geomancers were confirmed in the new exppansion. I got rated down like crazy as you can see.


...and you started a thread asking where the best place was to buy gil, here:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=112699903981069794&num=0

You also trolled a thread saying Hume and Tarutaru were the worst races, here:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=112699071981093963&num=11
(Incidentally you started the thread titled 2 out of 3 new jobs confirmed, saying it was definitely Blue Mage and Dancer. People don't like liars on these boards. Especially ones that choose annoying neon-cyan-blue text in every single post.)


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#10Kojiami, Posted: Sep 22 2005 at 9:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So... my post about how to farm slimes better was trolling? Right... what about when i warned people about wixie training mobs in garlaige? Trolling too? I can keep going.
#11 Sep 22 2005 at 10:05 PM Rating: Default
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Can't help but feel sorry for you Koj. I rated you up. Take my advice, if you want to be taken seriously here, just start over.
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#12Kojiami, Posted: Sep 22 2005 at 10:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The thing is... people see everything trough a veil here w/me
#13 Sep 22 2005 at 10:28 PM Rating: Default
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Evidently you're an asshat and most people don't like you.

I'm rating you up anyway because this post amused me. I'm not usually in the habit of bothering with the rating system because I really don't care about karma, um, at all. It's rare that I actually look at who's posting anyway, let alone remember their name >_>
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#14 Sep 22 2005 at 10:34 PM Rating: Default
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It is quite annoying how if you say anything worthwhile nobody rates up, and if you say anything about anything that a troll finds at all contradictory to what they believe, you'll get rated down. But if you worry about your karma so much, don't reply to any opinion forums, and look for funny stuff to say.
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#15 Sep 22 2005 at 10:34 PM Rating: Good
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If i post a normal thing, where normally they wouldent do anything, they rate me down.


Well if you call this topic normal then I am honestly confused. First of all, its a clear troll topic, secondly you've already posted it before, here give me a second I'll get a link.
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#16Kojiami, Posted: Sep 22 2005 at 10:37 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Its not the karma i care for - its the mentality behind people who rate me down. And its not a troll topic - im trying to make a funny topic.
#17 Sep 22 2005 at 10:52 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be fair, and give links to several topics you've made in the last week, and see if any of them are troll topic.

Wtf is wrong with GM?!?!
I assume this was another funny post, and maybe if it wasnt posted by you, it would have gotten a better viewing. But then again people are very tired of GM suck topics.

Can someone find the make your own NM thread

Too lazy to even search, you know regardless of your browser, you should have a Find on this page ability. You search for what you are looking for, if its not on page 1, then maybe 2. Overall a useless topic.

Nerf blue mage

Another very short and useless post.

Blue Mage

Really THANK YOU FOR THE INFO.....god why did you post this? There most have been 3 or 4 topic on the front page about it.

Kojiami's Facist guide

If its an inside joke from another topic...please keep it on that topic.

I soloed Tiamat as lvl 50 blm/brd


Useless friday topic.

I didnt find a single post that was informative, but then again I didnt look too hard. I know you are just a kid, but come on.

Oh and you can thank me later for not posting your old post.
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#18 Sep 22 2005 at 11:24 PM Rating: Decent
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http://picard.ytmnd.com/

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It seemed appropriate somehow.
#19 Sep 23 2005 at 12:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Waste of 870 posts.
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#20 Sep 23 2005 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
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Another Useless Thread

You post stuff like that, and try to say you're not trolling....well if you arent, then well how could you not be a complete idiot. You act like you know everything, when in fact you seem to not even have a complete grasp off you own main job.
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#21Sanjos, Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 12:39 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) [Aqua]Well since you found it necessary to do a background check on me, my defense is...... boredom.
#22Kojiami, Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 1:49 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) acutally i was serious. I cant stand blm with no enfeebling skill.
#23 Sep 23 2005 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
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Also there is this elitest ***** that hates me and rates me down every time she reads one of my posts.... and people that are very uniform and dislike my aqua text rate me down as well.

Add me to your list. I don't think I've even seen a post from you recently that I didn't rate down. It's not that I'm targeting you specifically, but it seems like just about everything you post is trollish or pointless enough to make everyone want to remove it as quickly as possible.

And, really, a post has to be pretty out of place or silly for *me* to rate it down. I don't even rate down Kojiami, and almost all of his recent posts have been absurd.
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#25 Sep 23 2005 at 6:16 AM Rating: Decent
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If i post something informative, where other ppl would get rateups, i dont get rate up nor rate down, and often replies such as "Wonder who you got that from", as if i cant post anything smart.


It's called a reputation. You acted for a long time like as complete idiot. You say you were a "good troll" when you couldn't even l;ie effectively; I managed to catch you out several times in a few /tells. Also, if you act like you can't post anything smart then people will treat you like that.
#26 Sep 23 2005 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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I have always wondered, what do trolls grow into as they grow up?/?!?
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