A facist is a guy who shows deep love for weiner dogs:
Here are a few tips and pointers to become a good facist:
1) Learn all possible thinks about the dogs
2) Buy 2 or 3 weiner dogs, and give them "Loving" names like fluffy and coco. Show them to everyone (even if the person has seen them 50000 times)
3) Always take good care of your dogs, and put time into nurturing their fur. They must look as pretty as possible to reflect your love to them
4) Join a society for lovers of wiener dogs. Make sure to keep a good reputation.
5) Train your dogs to learn all kinds of tricks, so you can show people how much attention you give them.
6) When anyone asks you if you like any other kinds of dogs, answer: I dont like dogs, i like weinerdogs they are like humans
7) check the elitist guide if you wanna understand this inside joke.
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BlixofFenrir Worte:
Then why'd you reply? Your replying to this thread makes your warning retarded and hypocritical.
Edit: must learn to spell
Edited, Fri Sep 16 20:57:44 2005 by ChaosEffect
Quote:
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY!
Then why'd you reply? Your replying to this thread makes your warning retarded and hypocritical.
Edit: must learn to spell
Edited, Fri Sep 16 20:57:44 2005 by ChaosEffect
Seriously now.
When do guys like this get banned?
Mr "used to be a troll but bettered my life".
Sorry, I'm not seeing it here.
See, this thread would have worked except for one... slight... flaw.
It ain't funny.
No one likes you.
You get bullied at school.
Your mom doesn't even GIVE you any dinner money because she bullies you too.
The kids don't dare punch you because they're scared of catching an infection.
(See, I can troll too. Took me all of 10 seconds to think that up. Chances are you've been up for hours sweating of this masterpiece.)
Sorry, I just don't get the point. You were a troll... who lied.
Then... you admitted you lied and tried being normal.
Now... you try to be normal... but lie and make crap jokes.
{I don't understand.}
When do guys like this get banned?
Mr "used to be a troll but bettered my life".
Sorry, I'm not seeing it here.
Quote:
7) check the elitist guide if you wanna understand this inside joke.
See, this thread would have worked except for one... slight... flaw.
It ain't funny.
No one likes you.
You get bullied at school.
Your mom doesn't even GIVE you any dinner money because she bullies you too.
The kids don't dare punch you because they're scared of catching an infection.
(See, I can troll too. Took me all of 10 seconds to think that up. Chances are you've been up for hours sweating of this masterpiece.)
Sorry, I just don't get the point. You were a troll... who lied.
Then... you admitted you lied and tried being normal.
Now... you try to be normal... but lie and make crap jokes.
{I don't understand.}
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#5Kojiami,
Posted: Sep 16 2005 at 8:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Its not trolling... its a joke... Im not trying to **** ppl off or start some argument.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.html?fjob=6&mid=1119672358231007945&num=186
Good job.
Edited, Fri Sep 16 21:36:48 2005 by Akumaronin
Good job.
Edited, Fri Sep 16 21:36:48 2005 by Akumaronin
#7Kojiami,
Posted: Sep 16 2005 at 8:39 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That thread IS the henbu/apoc thing.
Off-topic
Koj... 4 Pages worth of lies (and several other similar threads) have completely obliterated your reputation on this board. Even if you're not lying, several people dislike you because of it. My best suggestion to you is to make a new account and not put your character info (or at least not the name) in your sig.
I'm not telling you to make a sock and do it all again; I'm telling you that no one believes that you've "bettered your life", and you're going to live with that thread ingrained in most people's minds for all of your time here.
And that post wasn't funny. The Elitism thread was informative with the OP merely offering a poor choice of wording. Had he replaced all instances of "Elitist" with "Good Player", he'd have gotten mass rateups. He merely chose a word which, while properly defined, has a negative connotation to it. I believe someone gave an example similar to saying they are a "Stalinist", but only as it relates to the economy... I'm probably misquoting them... That's the idea. Good content; poor wording.
Being a fascist (not Facist, which isn't even a word) has absolutely nothing to do with Wiener Dogs at all. Not even remotely. You'd have been closer saying "Naziist" (I don't even think that's a word either, but I digress) and basing the post on German Shepherds.
Still wouldn't have been funny though.
Koj... 4 Pages worth of lies (and several other similar threads) have completely obliterated your reputation on this board. Even if you're not lying, several people dislike you because of it. My best suggestion to you is to make a new account and not put your character info (or at least not the name) in your sig.
I'm not telling you to make a sock and do it all again; I'm telling you that no one believes that you've "bettered your life", and you're going to live with that thread ingrained in most people's minds for all of your time here.
And that post wasn't funny. The Elitism thread was informative with the OP merely offering a poor choice of wording. Had he replaced all instances of "Elitist" with "Good Player", he'd have gotten mass rateups. He merely chose a word which, while properly defined, has a negative connotation to it. I believe someone gave an example similar to saying they are a "Stalinist", but only as it relates to the economy... I'm probably misquoting them... That's the idea. Good content; poor wording.
Being a fascist (not Facist, which isn't even a word) has absolutely nothing to do with Wiener Dogs at all. Not even remotely. You'd have been closer saying "Naziist" (I don't even think that's a word either, but I digress) and basing the post on German Shepherds.
Still wouldn't have been funny though.
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Mikhalia: and FWIW, my posts are 95% helpful, informative, or funny.
Mikhalia: only 5% or less of my posts are utter crap.
Tyapex: 393 posts of utter crap...
Mikhalia: Sounds about right.
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