When I am asked about EQ, before even sumarizing and answer, I make a couple of observations.
1) are they breathing through their mouth?
2) when the wind blows do you hear whistling when standing next to them.
3) are the eyes glossy yet open/lights on no one is home.
If any of these three happen, I typically pretend I did not hear the question and respond with another topic. Its just not worth explaining to those that you just know won't get it.
If none of the things are present, then I start out with the old its DnD in 3D! Instead of sitting at a kitchen table at your friends house or your house, you sit at a computer, with no dice or paper. (unless your going through a quest for the first time and taking notes).
When they ask why I play, the answer is simple.
1) I do not drink(well Much)/ok too much. So no going out to bars and watching drunks act like arsholes, while wasting money.
2) EQ is the worlds greatest Profalactic. So I am not out attaining some communicable disease, or knocking up some poor unwed mother, and I do not have fatherless children that I will not ever meet running around.
3) I enjoy it, as it helps me relax at the end of the day.
4) Its my addiction, but, fortunately it will never get anyone killed in a head on colision or from second hand smoke.
5) What? you don't understand? You say you collect baskets at$25 to $75 a pop? That gets you status? Makes you mature? You stack them around the house like a decoration and it just makes the place look stupid. Who needs 100 baskets for decoration? Can't touch them as the finger oil discolors them?
Try collecting buckets and leave my EQ alone.
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Just don’t tell them about the Congressional level of politics that exist in your guild officers because they think their important or uber or cool or infallible.
ROFLMAO, you were writing yours as I was writing mine.
I use the 3dDnD reference, because most mouth breathers that breath through their nose, and stuff cotton balls in their ears to stop the whistling are the ones that ask you about EQ, and thats the best they can understand.
Edited, Wed Jun 29 12:34:16 2005 by Pongu