The funniest/worst train I can remember has to be when I went to Fear to turn in for my Paladin Epic 1.0.
My guild had cleared all the way along the left wall heading to the ring of fire and set up a camp in a relatively safe spot. As you all know, Irak Atil's skellie wanders around and with the help of a ranger in my guild she got us in the general vicinity. Unfortunately according to her track from where we were set up, Irak looked to be INSIDE the fire ring and our raid force wasn't sufficient to jump inside and be able to handle all the mobs. So to save time I volunteered myself to go run in and do the turn in while everyone else stayed outside at camp. They all max buffed me, invised me up, sowed me and wished me goodluck(a few even offered to do last rites) and having the ranger guide me I set off.
Following her directions (left more, now right, no you went to far come back, etc) I tried locating the subject of my search, knowing that each passing second meant invis and sow were going to wear off and thinking its a good thing I have DA up for emergencies. Well something saw thru invis and, TADA, let the fun begin. Desparate to put as much distance between the mobs and me so I would have time to do the turn in I ran. Starting at the base of the pyramid, I ran in circles around it, each time going up one more level, not daring to turn around when the ranger said I had gone past it. I figured I'd just see him on the next pass. All hail number lock cause it was one less key I had to push lemme tell ya. Getting to the top of the pyramid my quarry has still eluded me so I'm thinking to myself "Self, perhaps hes inside the pyramid?" and wander in there to check. Nope dead end and that can only mean one thing. Yep you guessed it I clicked DA, turned tail and ran PAST all the mobs I had on me.
Now I'm starting to get a little worried thinking that perhaps Irak has sided with the forces of evil and is somewhere in the gaggle of mobs on my butt. Does that stop me though? The ranger says she doesnt think it is and I keep on. The DA wears off and I'm starting to get damage messages. My guild is being informed by my group that my health bar is slowly going down and the rest of the raid is cheering me on(one necro even commented that he lost a side bet he had I'd even lasted as long as I did). I continued running around the entire area again from the wall of flames inward in circles till I once again got to the top of the pyramid where my SoW got dispelled and upon seeing this, knew my feet weren't just going to take me where I needed to go. I died a lonely soul up there lemme tell you.
The guild applauded and when I zoned back into me they necro summoned me and rezzed me for another try.
Now here comes the funny part--a necro who was with us had decided to scout around and guess who he happened to find? Irak Atil, outside the ring, wandering around in the clearing out back. He probably hadn't been inside the ring the entire time and that entire gaggle had been for nothing(besides loads of fun and some great laughs). The turn-in went without a hitch and we all had to laugh at how it all went down.